She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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It's true - oral can apologize for anything.
He must still be HS, and not used to morning head!
Man nothin like a mornin jizz!
Kinda redefines "Morning Breath"
Being a gentlemen does pay off..
So some of you people are just pathetic. The ppl with the racist comments are absolutely retarted. I almost think that they're not actually racist, but they're just craving attention. Your comments are never really relevant so shut the fuck up.
In Soviet Russia...well, actually we do the same thing too.
2:13 that almost sounds like something a porch monkey would say....hey guys I found one!!!
Racism should be looked at as comdey not a disease, makes the world a better place
Blow jobs in the mornings are the worlds best alarm clocks! Just sayin!
Does this even matter? At all? I feel like this has happened to everyone. Who cares.
I should hope so.
2:13 - I'll bet that some would argue that using the term "retarded" is nearly as politically incorrect as the racist comments. Not me personally; I don't give a fuck. I'm just bored and want to be a part of the commenting.
2:32 - There's a difference between comedy and hate, and this shit sounds like pure hate. Although, once again, I don't actually care, I'm just trying to fit in. Be my friend? Anyone...
10:09 - I have tried to ignore your incessant post every night this week on every TFLN. Will you please STFU you ignorant fucktard? No one gives a rats ass if you have a dick in your ass, your mouth, your nose or your ear. Get lost or we'll have to tell your parentsthat you're up past your bedtime.
so you raped her and she gave you a congratulatory blowjob for it?
My bf is so hot I give him head whenever he wants
Dude, this is not special. Normal stuff.
I totally did this but the guy fucked me when I was sleeping
Frederick Maryland !!!!
You prolly never get laid......
Lucky bastard mine don't suck dick
Is this so much an FML as a story we've all experienced??
She swallow it?
I love dick in my ass please fuck me
I am a nig.ger I should be hanged cause I have a small di.ck I don't live up to the sterotype
Haha my friday night/ sat morning was exactly like dat