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  • It's true - oral can apologize for anything.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 10:25pm
  • He must still be HS, and not used to morning head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:42am
  • Man nothin like a mornin jizz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:21am
  • Kinda redefines "Morning Breath"

    Submitted by FBIRem on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Being a gentlemen does pay off..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:56am
  • So some of you people are just pathetic. The ppl with the racist comments are absolutely retarted. I almost think that they're not actually racist, but they're just craving attention. Your comments are never really relevant so shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:13am
  • Blow jobs in the mornings are the worlds best alarm clocks! Just sayin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:47am
  • Does this even matter? At all? I feel like this has happened to everyone. Who cares.

    Submitted by OhSeven on Feb 14, 10 at 12:32am
  • In Soviet Russia...well, actually we do the same thing too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:04am
  • 2:13 that almost sounds like something a porch monkey would say....hey guys I found one!!! Racism should be looked at as comdey not a disease, makes the world a better place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:32am
  • Nice girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:08pm
  • I should hope so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:38am
  • My bf is so hot I give him head whenever he wants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:29pm
  • 2:13 - I'll bet that some would argue that using the term "retarded" is nearly as politically incorrect as the racist comments. Not me personally; I don't give a fuck. I'm just bored and want to be a part of the commenting. 2:32 - There's a difference between comedy and hate, and this shit sounds like pure hate. Although, once again, I don't actually care, I'm just trying to fit in. Be my friend? Anyone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:23am
  • 10:09 - I have tried to ignore your incessant post every night this week on every TFLN. Will you please STFU you ignorant fucktard? No one gives a rats ass if you have a dick in your ass, your mouth, your nose or your ear. Get lost or we'll have to tell your parentsthat you're up past your bedtime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:45am
  • so you raped her and she gave you a congratulatory blowjob for it?

    Submitted by tonyg729 on Feb 13, 10 at 10:43pm
  • What manners.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:45pm
  • I totally did this but the guy fucked me when I was sleeping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Dude, this is not special. Normal stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:09am
  • Dick breath

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Frederick Maryland !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:20pm
  • WINNER!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:22pm
  • Lucky bastard mine don't suck dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:28am
  • You prolly never get laid......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:56am
  • Good girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:22pm
  • She swallow it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Is this so much an FML as a story we've all experienced??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:13pm
  • I love dick in my ass please fuck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:55pm
  • I am a nig.ger I should be hanged cause I have a small di.ck I don't live up to the sterotype

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:11am
  • Haha my friday night/ sat morning was exactly like dat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:20pm