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  • 79 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 10:25pm

    It's true - oral can apologize for anything.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:56am

    Being a gentlemen does pay off..

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:42am

    He must still be HS, and not used to morning head!

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:29pm

    My bf is so hot I give him head whenever he wants

  • 63 72
    Submitted by FBIRem on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

    Kinda redefines "Morning Breath"

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:13am

    So some of you people are just pathetic. The ppl with the racist comments are absolutely retarted. I almost think that they're not actually racist, but they're just craving attention. Your comments are never really relevant so shut the fuck up.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:45am

    10:09 - I have tried to ignore your incessant post every night this week on every TFLN. Will you please STFU you ignorant fucktard? No one gives a rats ass if you have a dick in your ass, your mouth, your nose or your ear. Get lost or we'll have to tell your parentsthat you're up past your bedtime.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:28am

    Lucky bastard mine don't suck dick

  • 59 70
    Submitted by tonyg729 on Feb 13, 10 at 10:43pm

    so you raped her and she gave you a congratulatory blowjob for it?

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:09am

    Dude, this is not special. Normal stuff.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:47am

    Blow jobs in the mornings are the worlds best alarm clocks! Just sayin!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:08pm

    Nice girl

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:04am

    In Soviet Russia...well, actually we do the same thing too.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:23am

    2:13 - I'll bet that some would argue that using the term "retarded" is nearly as politically incorrect as the racist comments. Not me personally; I don't give a fuck. I'm just bored and want to be a part of the commenting. 2:32 - There's a difference between comedy and hate, and this shit sounds like pure hate. Although, once again, I don't actually care, I'm just trying to fit in. Be my friend? Anyone...

  • 50 64
    Submitted by OhSeven on Feb 14, 10 at 12:32am

    Does this even matter? At all? I feel like this has happened to everyone. Who cares.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:45pm

    What manners.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:07pm

    First

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:32am

    2:13 that almost sounds like something a porch monkey would say....hey guys I found one!!! Racism should be looked at as comdey not a disease, makes the world a better place

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:21am

    Man nothin like a mornin jizz!

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:38am

    I should hope so.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:22pm

    Good girl

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:01pm

    Dick breath

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:11am

    I am a nig.ger I should be hanged cause I have a small di.ck I don't live up to the sterotype

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:55pm

    I love dick in my ass please fuck me

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:22pm

    WINNER!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:11pm

    She swallow it?

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:20pm

    Frederick Maryland !!!!

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:13pm

    I totally did this but the guy fucked me when I was sleeping

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:56am

    You prolly never get laid......

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:13pm

    Is this so much an FML as a story we've all experienced??

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:20pm

    Haha my friday night/ sat morning was exactly like dat