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  • They should make a Rosetta stone that allows women to tell men what they want instead of relying on us having to decipher the gibberish signals they send.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:36am
  • I'm a woman and being blunt has been much more useful than sending the "signals".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:17am
  • 11:04, I won't claim that men will listen when you say something explicitly. We're kind of dumb as a gender. But if you don't say it explicitly, we're never going to figure it out, and far too often you don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:49am
  • Whatever they're saying doesn't matter anyway. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:59am
  • Why don't y'all actually just say it. Food for thought

    Submitted by n_binkley22 on Apr 18, 11 at 10:28pm
  • ewww whoevers quoting silence of the lambs on each post needs to stop. creepin me out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:38am
  • Well If women actually said what they mean...problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:47am
  • These pretzels are creepin me out. - crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:42am
  • 10:31 (5), you ruined my sequence, now i must eat you. Put the lotion in the basket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:32am
  • or you could just SAY WTF U MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:22am
  • Either would be awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:37am
  • It is a book called "men are from mars women are from Venus" swear to god it will open your world to mounds of pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:25am
  • 337- Preach on brother!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:49am
  • hahahhaa that's great. imma girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Goodbye horses...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:07am
  • Yeh I'm a girl and I have to agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:40am
  • fuck unknown errors

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:17am
  • @3:40: have fun getting ass fucked in jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:50pm
  • If you are that curious then castrate yourself and you will think just like them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:05pm
  • I would buy it in a heart beat, You fuckers make no sence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Well David, here's some hostility from man to man. Nobody gets on this site to learn how to better improve sexual relations. It's not a seminar, it's a website for entertainment. Grow a pair. K. Alexander

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:11pm
  • they do. it's called Rosetta Stoned. listen to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:09am
  • 11:45 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:46am
  • Thing is, it could be the end of humanity. I mean, if I actually understood what she meant I might never stop playing video games.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:52am
  • Or you can just say WTF you mean...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:38am
  • is it honestly that hard to understand women?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:58pm
  • what the fuck is a rossetta stoone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:47am
  • Those crazy fuckers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:27pm
  • yeah they fucking should

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:57pm
  • A Rosetta stone that allows woman to say what they actually mean - no translator - take care of the issue at the source of the problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:13am
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:31am
  • even rosetta stone cant figure out what the fuck they mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:15am
  • if you stick a dick in her mouth you won't have to listen to her say anything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:11am
  • Yes it is honestly that hard to understand women 10:58.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Or maybe women should just say what the fuck they mean and save the catty doubletalk nonsense for other women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:19pm
  • It would be fuckin empty, just like their heads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:34pm
  • 10:36 is on point. All that coded nonsense is bs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:15am
  • god bless whoever texted this. aint it the truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Y do women have smaller feet?? Years of evolution so they can get closer to the kitchen sink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:50pm
  • I'm honest with my husband. Women just need to quit playing games!

    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 21, 10 at 2:56am
  • it's not just this site, men and women have been text-battling since 1994.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:43pm
  • No means "Not yet", and STOP means "GAME OVER!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Hey fellow posters, I have one more question - why is there such hostility between men and women on this site? What's the deal with that? Appreciatively, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:01pm
  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:31am
  • They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows women to take it in the face... IN THE FACE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45am
  • 3:49... that's funny. People who don't find that funny obviously can't tell that Dan Brown novels are fiction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:28pm
  • Funniest shit ever ... But true !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:14am
  • I think blunt honesty from BOTH genders would be nice. No fucking hint dropping from women and no outright lying from men. But no, everyone's just going to sit around with their thumb up their ass blaming the other gender for all their relationship problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:30am
  • right..I meant WTF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:42am
  • Good evening 10:38... People will think we're in love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:41am
  • This battle of the sexes humor should have been left behind in the 80s. Not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:31pm
  • K Alexander- couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for saving me the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:18pm
  • rosetta stone to expensive, just make a FB app or Iphone app

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:35am
  • if only women said what they're thinking. i realized things are a lot easier that way woth guys lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Women should be straight forward so it's less work for both of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Yes I agree with 11:04!! I would for sure buy it for my husband! Haha ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:14am
  • Amen!!! You rock!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:10pm
  • It's not that we don't understand.. We either a.) dint give a fuck, b.) don't wanna sleep with you because were not attracted, or c.) if we are in a relationship with you we've tuned you out over time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:33am
  • Women should try saying what they are actually TRYING to say! You are all idiots (women) for hinting around and not just saying what the you mean in the first place! You say men are idiots and then expect us to sift through your subtle ramblings and piece together what the fuck it is that you are really trying to say. Spit it out already or swallow I really don't care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I would pay big money for that shit!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05am
  • Whenever someone finds this or creates this they will be making some mad money from me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Keen observation, dude. Go Mississippi!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:31am
  • All women are stupid, haha! Especially your slut if a mother! She should close her legs but instead gave birth to a little boy!!! Now a man with a childs penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:10pm
  • This made my day due to my current situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:50pm
  • They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to LISTEN to what women are actually saying!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:04am
  • Oh fuck. I made one yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:56am
  • @ October 27, 2009 10:38AM It puts the lotion in the basket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:47pm
  • No means yes. Hat remember that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Can't we call just get along?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:38pm
  • it's not that you can't learn. it's that you've never tried rosetta stone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm