So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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Bullshit. Nuns don't have sex.
seriously, you were bangin this nun and then....????
7:10 and priests don't either. Especially not with tight little boy butts.
on the grounds that god is a myth, excellent work. i would shake your hand if i could.
This could've been hilarious if God wasn't going to eventually smite you.
7:25 Lighten up...everyone should have goals
If that's your one goal... you have a very sad life.
i hope you like hell...because thats where you are going.
I'm hoping she was a novitiate and not some nasty old nun.
reminds me of Californication... David Duchovny is a God... but it was a dream
Just dont make a "habit" of it lol
God is gonna get you
Well that's just...wrong.
12:37 lmfao so true
And wouldn't the NUN go to hell for breaking her vow?
P.S. Kudos dude. Hot nun, really? :DDD
god is giving you the thumbs up in heaven, score
7:02 God's fury makes this hilarious enough, actually.
I definitely need to hear the rest of this story....
that is my one goal in life...to bang a nun
scoreeee. finish the story haha
you guys said "god" like it actually exists! haha!
fuck the bitch! it will be the only pleasure she ever has!
that's just wrong.
there needs to be a second website that lets people continue some of these texts
Hahaha take that nuns
booooooooo. my aunt is a nun
That's awful...I'm just going to pretend that he means someone in a nun costume.
then when you are in hell all the catholic priests are gonna be saying "so I was banging this guy that banged a nun..."
beginning of the story? That's the end! I want to know how that happened.
7:10- well, not usually with men anyways
its kindof like..
"so this one time, at band camp.."
it will be legendary, if mentioned in American Pie.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a nun? the world may never know....
why does everyone blame him? SHE'S the one that took the vow of chastity. Don't give him crap. He was just helping out a woman in need.
7:14 no need for an adjective when describing small childrens butts. that's straight creepy.
hopefully that was some good sex because you and that nun will spend eternity in hell together. party your ass off down there.