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  • Bullshit. Nuns don't have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:10pm
  • seriously, you were bangin this nun and then....????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:51pm
  • 7:10 and priests don't either. Especially not with tight little boy butts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Just dont make a "habit" of it lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:58am
  • If that's your one goal... you have a very sad life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:25pm
  • on the grounds that god is a myth, excellent work. i would shake your hand if i could.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:04pm
  • This could've been hilarious if God wasn't going to eventually smite you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:02pm
  • reminds me of Californication... David Duchovny is a God... but it was a dream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:56am
  • I'm hoping she was a novitiate and not some nasty old nun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 7:25 Lighten up...everyone should have goals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:32pm
  • i hope you like hell...because thats where you are going.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:53pm
  • God is gonna get you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:51pm
  • god is giving you the thumbs up in heaven, score

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Well that's just...wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:57pm
  • scoreeee. finish the story haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 12:37 lmfao so true And wouldn't the NUN go to hell for breaking her vow? P.S. Kudos dude. Hot nun, really? :DDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:39pm
  • I definitely need to hear the rest of this story....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:35pm
  • wow 7:58... that's just wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:10pm
  • that is my one goal in life...to bang a nun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Yesssssssss

    Submitted by rosiec on Mar 21, 10 at 10:02pm
  • you guys said "god" like it actually exists! haha! fuck the bitch! it will be the only pleasure she ever has!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 7:02 God's fury makes this hilarious enough, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:07pm
  • booooooooo. my aunt is a nun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03am
  • That's awful...I'm just going to pretend that he means someone in a nun costume.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:41pm
  • there needs to be a second website that lets people continue some of these texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Hahaha take that nuns

    Submitted by hellrayzr on Mar 2, 10 at 5:15am
  • 7:10- well, not usually with men anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:41pm
  • beginning of the story? That's the end! I want to know how that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:33am
  • Fuck me?

    Submitted by madisonmcmillan on Mar 19, 10 at 5:01pm
  • then when you are in hell all the catholic priests are gonna be saying "so I was banging this guy that banged a nun..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:54pm
  • 7:14 no need for an adjective when describing small childrens butts. that's straight creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:37am
  • how many licks does it take to get to the center of a nun? the world may never know....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • why does everyone blame him? SHE'S the one that took the vow of chastity. Don't give him crap. He was just helping out a woman in need.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:34am
  • HAHHA. win. its kindof like.. "so this one time, at band camp.." it will be legendary, if mentioned in American Pie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:51pm
  • hopefully that was some good sex because you and that nun will spend eternity in hell together. party your ass off down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:42am