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  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:10pm

    Bullshit. Nuns don't have sex.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:58am

    Just dont make a "habit" of it lol

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:39pm

    12:37 lmfao so true And wouldn't the NUN go to hell for breaking her vow? P.S. Kudos dude. Hot nun, really? :DDD

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:27pm

    god is giving you the thumbs up in heaven, score

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:02pm

    This could've been hilarious if God wasn't going to eventually smite you.

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:04pm

    on the grounds that god is a myth, excellent work. i would shake your hand if i could.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:56am

    reminds me of Californication... David Duchovny is a God... but it was a dream

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:32pm

    7:25 Lighten up...everyone should have goals

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:16pm

    I'm hoping she was a novitiate and not some nasty old nun.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:53pm

    i hope you like hell...because thats where you are going.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:23pm

    scoreeee. finish the story haha

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:25pm

    If that's your one goal... you have a very sad life.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:57pm

    Well that's just...wrong.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:51pm

    seriously, you were bangin this nun and then....????

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:14pm

    7:10 and priests don't either. Especially not with tight little boy butts.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03am

    booooooooo. my aunt is a nun

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:58pm

    you guys said "god" like it actually exists! haha! fuck the bitch! it will be the only pleasure she ever has!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:35pm

    I definitely need to hear the rest of this story....

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:51pm

    God is gonna get you

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:41pm

    That's awful...I'm just going to pretend that he means someone in a nun costume.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:10pm

    wow 7:58... that's just wrong.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:41pm

    7:10- well, not usually with men anyways

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:14pm

    that is my one goal in life...to bang a nun

  • 41 57
    Submitted by madisonmcmillan on Mar 19, 10 at 5:01pm

    Fuck me?

  • 41 57
    Submitted by hellrayzr on Mar 2, 10 at 5:15am

    Hahaha take that nuns

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:59pm

    there needs to be a second website that lets people continue some of these texts

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:07pm

    7:02 God's fury makes this hilarious enough, actually.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:34am

    why does everyone blame him? SHE'S the one that took the vow of chastity. Don't give him crap. He was just helping out a woman in need.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:42am

    hopefully that was some good sex because you and that nun will spend eternity in hell together. party your ass off down there.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:33am

    beginning of the story? That's the end! I want to know how that happened.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by rosiec on Mar 21, 10 at 10:02pm

    Yesssssssss

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:54pm

    then when you are in hell all the catholic priests are gonna be saying "so I was banging this guy that banged a nun..."

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:37am

    7:14 no need for an adjective when describing small childrens butts. that's straight creepy.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:09am

    how many licks does it take to get to the center of a nun? the world may never know....

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:51pm

    HAHHA. win. its kindof like.. "so this one time, at band camp.." it will be legendary, if mentioned in American Pie.