So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
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Bullshit. Nuns don't have sex.
seriously, you were bangin this nun and then....????
7:10 and priests don't either. Especially not with tight little boy butts.
i hope you like hell...because thats where you are going.
on the grounds that god is a myth, excellent work. i would shake your hand if i could.
7:25 Lighten up...everyone should have goals
This could've been hilarious if God wasn't going to eventually smite you.
If that's your one goal... you have a very sad life.
I'm hoping she was a novitiate and not some nasty old nun.
Just dont make a "habit" of it lol
reminds me of Californication... David Duchovny is a God... but it was a dream
Well that's just...wrong.
God is gonna get you
7:02 God's fury makes this hilarious enough, actually.
12:37 lmfao so true
And wouldn't the NUN go to hell for breaking her vow?
P.S. Kudos dude. Hot nun, really? :DDD
I definitely need to hear the rest of this story....
that is my one goal in life...to bang a nun
god is giving you the thumbs up in heaven, score
you guys said "god" like it actually exists! haha!
fuck the bitch! it will be the only pleasure she ever has!
scoreeee. finish the story haha
there needs to be a second website that lets people continue some of these texts
that's just wrong.
That's awful...I'm just going to pretend that he means someone in a nun costume.
Hahaha take that nuns
booooooooo. my aunt is a nun
then when you are in hell all the catholic priests are gonna be saying "so I was banging this guy that banged a nun..."
beginning of the story? That's the end! I want to know how that happened.
7:10- well, not usually with men anyways
its kindof like..
"so this one time, at band camp.."
it will be legendary, if mentioned in American Pie.
why does everyone blame him? SHE'S the one that took the vow of chastity. Don't give him crap. He was just helping out a woman in need.
7:14 no need for an adjective when describing small childrens butts. that's straight creepy.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a nun? the world may never know....
hopefully that was some good sex because you and that nun will spend eternity in hell together. party your ass off down there.