Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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"A whole new jerk off, A new fantastic face to glue, I'll watch you glow, and then I'll blow, right on your faaaacccee!"\n\nThis was my text and thats all I can remember of the lyrics. You can thank the pitchers, jackson 5s, and other random shots for my lack of memory of exactly what I sang. I did get to do a good minute before we got kicked off. I think it was the fact my duet partner Eric stopped singing and just started jacking off his mic furiously.
I want to hear these lyrics. Lol
Don't you dare close your eyes! Yeah, hopefully you guys worked in some of the actual lines (like the first sentence of my comment), because you could totally make that work.
A whole nude world
A new fantastic, pointy you
There's no one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say you're really creamy
I would like to hear this song too.
This should've been me. It's my area code. It's my name. And everyone knows I frequent karaoke. Dammit. I'll just pretend they were talking about me.
The masterbation duet prolly confused the audience, right?
Only in detroit
The dj had aids that's why he was so pissy
im really curious as to the lyrics to this
Look it up. It's called a "whole nude world".