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  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:10am

    I doubt he got her. I bet he limped away crying harder than the guy before him.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:29am

    11:09, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:07am

    But only if she'll let you, OP, or else you'll be crying too...

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:24pm

    Is the brotherhood a circle jerk of virgins?

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:20am

    OP likes a challenge. Way to be son, way to be. --proud father

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:21am

    Sounds like a tough broad.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:00am

    Actually, it's "She will be mine".

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    Circle jerk 4pm in my room bring your own lube.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:09pm

    Actually, 11:33, you could be right. Lesbians enjoy a strong woman. The guys on TFLN just want to put her in her place.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by kelsmoz on Jun 14, 10 at 2:23am

    This made me think of a Morrissey song..

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:56pm

    True this website breeds sexism alot of bitter men

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:54pm

    11:25, i'm in love with you. and i dont care if youre a girl or a guy. its love.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:16am

    Have her in the butt!

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:08am

    wonder if he got her

  • 42 44
    Submitted by marinaalovee on Oct 1, 10 at 8:57pm

    She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:55am

    Something tells me a girl with a history of making boys cry will not be an easy conquest for you.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:03pm

    I think that's why 12:09 specified tfln guys....

  • 34 33
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 7, 11 at 10:19pm

    @10:55 well don't forget, we are talking about him...

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:55pm

    Sexism all over the place! Hah respect 0

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:11pm

    Pill poppin and syrup sippin right now, fuck lifeeeeeee

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:11am

    If your not first. You're last R.B.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:06pm

    OP is Original Poster

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:26am

    OP, if you can get her, give that broad the ol hump-n-dump.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:10am

    Sorry about the sarcasm, 10:42. It means original poster, refering to the author of the text.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:33am

    Put it in her butt so hard that she cries, karma demands it

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:42pm

    11:29 I want to have premarital sex with you repeatedly

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:08pm

    Wayne's World party on excellent!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:34am

    someone mentioned xanax.... me likey.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:19pm

    I thought wayne's world was "she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine" Dumbass people

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:26am

    11:09 needs some valum, or xanax or something, so he can slow his crazy fucking roll down a little..... Also - OP, bitches will be bitches I've made a guy cry at a bar before, wasn't even remorseful, the way I see it, is I've already got a first class ticket to hell, and you can only go once right? :]

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:34pm

    There are plenty of guys who like assertive broads, 12:09.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:33am

    I think a lesbian wrote this text

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:50am

    Props on the waynes world quote man, props

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    Fuck her UNtil she cries and then harder she deserves pain the cunt does

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:50pm

    The quote is actually. She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine. Get your 90s movies right

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:40am

    11:25 I did say it works 9/10 :)

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    Wayne's World ftw! She will be mine... oh yes, she will be mine

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:01pm

    I wanna make her cry with hard raw anal!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    3:42, 11:29 here (really). I would love to have lots of premarital sex with you provided you are a girl. Let me know.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:09am

    Hey hey! I was eating some fried duck and it came back to live I was like chinese food is scaryyh I threw it out and it was sad but then I got to eat bacon and bacon doesn't talk so I was Like YEAH?!

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:45pm

    Out of curiosity what did she say to him to make him cry. Assuming he's not an alcoholic, they always cry, what does it take to make a guy cry in public in front of strangers?

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:20pm

    ride her hard and walk away while she is still wet

  • 18 31
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 9, 12 at 6:44am

    She makes a guy cry in the club, imagine what she'll do to you in bed.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Kender on May 6, 10 at 7:04pm

    Haha. I love waynes world

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:39pm

    yeah jersey girls!! <3

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:33am

    U get points for the Billy Madison reference

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:10pm

    I like poop in my mouth

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:20pm

    support the brotherhood and make that bitch squeal

  • 31 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:07am

    OP means other person