She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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But only if she'll let you, OP, or else you'll be crying too...
11:09, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Is the brotherhood a circle jerk of virgins?
I doubt he got her. I bet he limped away crying harder than the guy before him.
Actually, it's "She will be mine".
Sounds like a tough broad.
True this website breeds sexism alot of bitter men
She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
OP likes a challenge. Way to be son, way to be.
This made me think of a Morrissey song..
Actually, 11:33, you could be right. Lesbians enjoy a strong woman. The guys on TFLN just want to put her in her place.
Circle jerk 4pm in my room bring your own lube.
@10:55 well don't forget, we are talking about him...
Pill poppin and syrup sippin right now, fuck lifeeeeeee
11:25, i'm in love with you. and i dont care if youre a girl or a guy. its love.
Put it in her butt so hard that she cries, karma demands it
Have her in the butt!
If your not first. You're last
Haha. I love waynes world
There are plenty of guys who like assertive broads, 12:09.
OP, if you can get her, give that broad the ol hump-n-dump.
wonder if he got her
Out of curiosity what did she say to him to make him cry. Assuming he's not an alcoholic, they always cry, what does it take to make a guy cry in public in front of strangers?
Sexism all over the place! Hah respect 0
I think that's why 12:09 specified tfln guys....
I thought wayne's world was "she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine"
Something tells me a girl with a history of making boys cry will not be an easy conquest for you.
Sorry about the sarcasm, 10:42. It means original poster, refering to the author of the text.
I wanna make her cry with hard raw anal!
I think a lesbian wrote this text
Wayne's World party on excellent!
Props on the waynes world quote man, props
Fuck her UNtil she cries and then harder she deserves pain the cunt does
someone mentioned xanax.... me likey.
Wayne's World ftw! She will be mine... oh yes, she will be mine
OP is Original Poster
11:09 needs some valum, or xanax or something, so he can slow his crazy fucking roll down a little.....
Also - OP,
bitches will be bitches
I've made a guy cry at a bar before,
wasn't even remorseful, the way I see it, is I've already got a first class ticket to hell, and you can only go once right? :]
The quote is actually. She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine. Get your 90s movies right
11:29 I want to have premarital sex with you repeatedly
Hey hey! I was eating some fried duck and it came back to live I was like chinese food is scaryyh I threw it out and it was sad but then I got to eat bacon and bacon doesn't talk so I was Like YEAH?!
11:25 I did say it works 9/10 :)
ride her hard and walk away while she is still wet
U get points for the Billy Madison reference
3:42, 11:29 here (really). I would love to have lots of premarital sex with you provided you are a girl. Let me know.
I like poop in my mouth
yeah jersey girls!! <3
support the brotherhood and make that bitch squeal
OP means other person
She makes a guy cry in the club, imagine what she'll do to you in bed.