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  • 218 55
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 3, 10 at 3:13pm
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    um...he wanted breakfast in bed??

  • 138 60
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 3, 10 at 6:08pm
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    That is so sexy. Though I hate the phrase "eating me out"

    • 24 39
      Submitted by jasboo on Sep 9, 10 at 9:15pm
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      better term than "chewing on her snatch" ....\nactually heard someone say that.

  • 127 74
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 3:59pm
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    and go make her a sammich when you get done

  • 112 68
    Submitted by babe975 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:08pm
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    thats just wonderful!! u should def thank him by returning the favor!

  • 87 45
    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:22am
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    marry this man for he is filled with win

  • 88 55
    Submitted by iamjacksusername on Sep 3, 10 at 10:00pm
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    Am I the only one who thought of A Clockwork Orange when I read this?

    • 41 47
      Submitted by Viper3 on Sep 4, 10 at 8:19pm
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      No, no you are not, i ever heard in his voice in my head "and there i was dear viewer, tongue deep in some strollop listening to my old favorite; Ludwig van."

    • 45 46
      Submitted by Admitit on Sep 6, 10 at 12:48am
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      amazing

  • 81 50
    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 3, 10 at 8:50pm
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    Romance at it's finest!

  • 86 68
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 7:06pm
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    Congratulations! You've just been roofied!

  • 78 54
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Sep 4, 10 at 12:05am
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    Nothing like fresh pussy in the morning! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!

  • 79 57
    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 3, 10 at 8:53pm
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    Is there another way? Seriously, that is classy. That is how I like to do it. Bet you enjoyed it to.

  • 100 109
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 3:03pm
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    classical music does nothing to help an orgasm

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      Submitted by thewhiphand on Jan 17, 12 at 4:24pm
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      I gotta agree with that one...

  • 78 74
    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 4:46pm
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    Floating down the pink Danube...

  • 58 48
    Submitted by JenForReals on Sep 4, 10 at 12:55pm
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    I would love that.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by enitenite on Sep 3, 10 at 8:49pm
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    I'll lick your pussy morning, noon and night! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • 55 64
    Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 3, 10 at 7:34pm
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    Agreed, Valkyrie! Thought I was the only one anymore...

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:02am
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    haha, why yes rusty I do.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:18am
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    marry that man for he is filled with win

  • 43 44
    Submitted by RobertaSparrow on Sep 4, 10 at 12:12pm
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    This Made me think of a clockwork orange too.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 3, 10 at 3:12pm
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    I wonder what the next text was...either it was the 4th of July or r@pe charges were pressed.. Stupid sensorship.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:23pm
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    He's a keeper

  • 57 89
    Submitted by gtfoasshat on Sep 3, 10 at 11:08pm
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    Hope it wasn't a hot night.... It'd be like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich opening that snatch

  • 50 75
    Submitted by mastachop on Sep 3, 10 at 8:52pm
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    It's called getting head.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Attila83 on Sep 4, 10 at 12:14pm
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    Gotta love my area code\nI'd do it. Just sayin'

  • 35 51
    Submitted by mvcolville on Sep 6, 10 at 9:46am
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    wtf that is not right :L

  • 37 65
    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 4, 10 at 2:02am
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    Hey Valkyrie, you like Beethoven?

  • 16 30
    Submitted by pajust on Apr 22, 11 at 5:23pm
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    Morning Mood, Morning Wood.

  • 51 110
    Submitted by dinopete on Sep 3, 10 at 3:08pm
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    Fail.