I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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um...he wanted breakfast in bed??
That is so sexy. Though I hate the phrase "eating me out"
better term than "chewing on her snatch" ....\nactually heard someone say that.
and go make her a sammich when you get done
Am I the only one who thought of A Clockwork Orange when I read this?
No, no you are not, i ever heard in his voice in my head "and there i was dear viewer, tongue deep in some strollop listening to my old favorite; Ludwig van."
thats just wonderful!! u should def thank him by returning the favor!
marry this man for he is filled with win
Romance at it's finest!
classical music does nothing to help an orgasm
I gotta agree with that one...
Nothing like fresh pussy in the morning! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!
Floating down the pink Danube...
I would love that.
Is there another way? Seriously, that is classy. That is how I like to do it. Bet you enjoyed it to.
Congratulations! You've just been roofied!
He's a keeper
haha, why yes rusty I do.
I'll lick your pussy morning, noon and night! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
Agreed, Valkyrie! Thought I was the only one anymore...
This Made me think of a clockwork orange too.
marry that man for he is filled with win
I wonder what the next text was...either it was the 4th of July or r@pe charges were pressed.. Stupid sensorship.
Hope it wasn't a hot night.... It'd be like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich opening that snatch
Morning Mood, Morning Wood.
It's called getting head.
Gotta love my area code\nI'd do it. Just sayin'
wtf that is not right :L
Hey Valkyrie, you like Beethoven?