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  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 3, 10 at 3:13pm

    um...he wanted breakfast in bed??

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 3, 10 at 6:08pm

    That is so sexy. Though I hate the phrase "eating me out"

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      Submitted by jasboo on Sep 9, 10 at 9:15pm

      better term than "chewing on her snatch" ....\nactually heard someone say that.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 3:59pm

    and go make her a sammich when you get done

  • Submitted by babe975 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:08pm

    thats just wonderful!! u should def thank him by returning the favor!

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    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:22am

    marry this man for he is filled with win

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    Submitted by iamjacksusername on Sep 3, 10 at 10:00pm

    Am I the only one who thought of A Clockwork Orange when I read this?

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      Submitted by Viper3 on Sep 4, 10 at 8:19pm

      No, no you are not, i ever heard in his voice in my head "and there i was dear viewer, tongue deep in some strollop listening to my old favorite; Ludwig van."

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      Submitted by Admitit on Sep 6, 10 at 12:48am

      amazing

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    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 3, 10 at 8:50pm

    Romance at it's finest!

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    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Sep 4, 10 at 12:05am

    Nothing like fresh pussy in the morning! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 3, 10 at 8:53pm

    Is there another way? Seriously, that is classy. That is how I like to do it. Bet you enjoyed it to.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 3:03pm

    classical music does nothing to help an orgasm

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      Submitted by thewhiphand on Jan 17, 12 at 4:24pm

      I gotta agree with that one...

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    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 7:06pm

    Congratulations! You've just been roofied!

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    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 4:46pm

    Floating down the pink Danube...

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    Submitted by JenForReals on Sep 4, 10 at 12:55pm

    I would love that.

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    Submitted by enitenite on Sep 3, 10 at 8:49pm

    I'll lick your pussy morning, noon and night! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

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    Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 3, 10 at 7:34pm

    Agreed, Valkyrie! Thought I was the only one anymore...

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:02am

    haha, why yes rusty I do.

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    Submitted by RobertaSparrow on Sep 4, 10 at 12:12pm

    This Made me think of a clockwork orange too.

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    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:23pm

    He's a keeper

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    Submitted by mastachop on Sep 3, 10 at 8:52pm

    It's called getting head.

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    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:18am

    marry that man for he is filled with win

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    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 3, 10 at 3:12pm

    I wonder what the next text was...either it was the 4th of July or r@pe charges were pressed.. Stupid sensorship.

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    Submitted by Attila83 on Sep 4, 10 at 12:14pm

    Gotta love my area code\nI'd do it. Just sayin'

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    Submitted by gtfoasshat on Sep 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    Hope it wasn't a hot night.... It'd be like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich opening that snatch

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    Submitted by pajust on Apr 22, 11 at 5:23pm

    Morning Mood, Morning Wood.

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    Submitted by mvcolville on Sep 6, 10 at 9:46am

    wtf that is not right :L

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Sep 4, 10 at 2:02am

    Hey Valkyrie, you like Beethoven?

  • Submitted by dinopete on Sep 3, 10 at 3:08pm

    Fail.