I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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um...he wanted breakfast in bed??
That is so sexy. Though I hate the phrase "eating me out"
better term than "chewing on her snatch" ....\nactually heard someone say that.
and go make her a sammich when you get done
Am I the only one who thought of A Clockwork Orange when I read this?
No, no you are not, i ever heard in his voice in my head "and there i was dear viewer, tongue deep in some strollop listening to my old favorite; Ludwig van."
thats just wonderful!! u should def thank him by returning the favor!
marry this man for he is filled with win
Romance at it's finest!
Nothing like fresh pussy in the morning! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!
classical music does nothing to help an orgasm
I gotta agree with that one...
Floating down the pink Danube...
I would love that.
Is there another way? Seriously, that is classy. That is how I like to do it. Bet you enjoyed it to.
Congratulations! You've just been roofied!
He's a keeper
I'll lick your pussy morning, noon and night! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
haha, why yes rusty I do.
Agreed, Valkyrie! Thought I was the only one anymore...
marry that man for he is filled with win
This Made me think of a clockwork orange too.
I wonder what the next text was...either it was the 4th of July or r@pe charges were pressed.. Stupid sensorship.
Hope it wasn't a hot night.... It'd be like opening up a grilled cheese sandwhich opening that snatch
It's called getting head.
Gotta love my area code\nI'd do it. Just sayin'
Morning Mood, Morning Wood.
wtf that is not right :L
Hey Valkyrie, you like Beethoven?