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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:32am

    I always keep the number of people I don't like in my phone, so I know not to pick up in they call. I just save them as like "cuntbreath" "that douche" "slutty bitch" etc. haha. very cathartic to ignore a call from "midget-fucker"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:32am

    i dont care if he was lying, it made me laugh lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:29pm

    epicly awesome if real. i want to be his friend. p.s midgets are creepy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:37am

    yeah, i'm sure you have your bro's number still in your phone if you're not friends anymore.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:16pm

    yes of course you fuck midgets. how else would you be laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:05am

    Who cares if that's fake this shit is hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:59am

    Wow what an uptight cunt, midget fucking is hilarious, not disturbing! Small people want to get laid too you ass!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:23pm

    fucking gross. don't bring your slander around here, 'midget-fucker', what's the matter with you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:38am

    I don't believe you fucked his step-mom, enjoy your hand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:08pm

    i save them under "cum-breath"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:54pm

    whats wrong with fucking midgets 11:32? you fucking bigot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:20pm

    Um... why don't you just remove their number and then don't pick up unknown numbers. Dumbass. And yes, this text is fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:04am

    You got Punk'd! HAH!

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    Submitted by Aeosteleth on May 6, 11 at 5:15am

    Hey dummies, midgets have tiny vaginas! Do the math!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:52pm

    I fuck midgets... i think its hawt!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:27pm

    who cares if its fake? it makes a funny as hell text from last night. and isnt the point of this site to be entertained, not agonize over authenticity?