Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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I always keep the number of people I don't like in my phone, so I know not to pick up in they call. I just save them as like "cuntbreath" "that douche" "slutty bitch" etc. haha. very cathartic to ignore a call from "midget-fucker"
i dont care if he was lying, it made me laugh lol
epicly awesome if real. i want to be his friend.
p.s midgets are creepy
yeah, i'm sure you have your bro's number still in your phone if you're not friends anymore.
Wow what an uptight cunt, midget fucking is hilarious, not disturbing! Small people want to get laid too you ass!
yes of course you fuck midgets. how else would you be laid
fucking gross. don't bring your slander around here, 'midget-fucker', what's the matter with you?
I don't believe you fucked his step-mom, enjoy your hand.
Who cares if that's fake this shit is hilarious.
You got Punk'd! HAH!
i save them under "cum-breath"
whats wrong with fucking midgets 11:32? you fucking bigot
Um... why don't you just remove their number and then don't pick up unknown numbers. Dumbass.
And yes, this text is fake.
I fuck midgets... i think its hawt!
Hey dummies, midgets have tiny vaginas! Do the math!
who cares if its fake? it makes a funny as hell text from last night. and isnt the point of this site to be entertained, not agonize over authenticity?