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  • you don't. start working on his wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:04pm
  • You look with a BIG smile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Uh...You give him a high-five obviously! You might refrain from telling him what it was for though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:22pm
  • do the daughters know about each other?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:54pm
  • smile and give him a wink. Maybe he'll go down on you and you'll get his g-card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:36pm
  • You look at him with a big smile. Now if you've taken them both at the same time you look at him with pride and give him a handshake as you inform him that he has "raised some fine young girls"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:15pm
  • lol, i first looked at this and thought it said 'who owns both his daughters v-cards'. i flipped for like half a minute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:43pm
  • wow...both his daughters? his wife's too? and his mom's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm
  • well you're a fuckin idiot then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:17pm
  • What would you think if you caught Your kids saying this kind of garbage. Is this the type of thing you imagined yourself saying when you were a kid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:53am
  • I'm a girl... and I've got to give props. If they were hot. And if the dad doesn't know, you grin like a fool while shaking his hand in the strong, masculine way that I'm sure you do. And if the dad DOES know... why are you texting when you should be running?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:28pm
  • if those were my kids you'd be so dead

    Submitted by HoneyBeeDPG on Jul 15, 10 at 4:03pm
  • OP: it all depends on whether or not the father is aware of this. if not, stand tall and look him in the eye knowing you are indeed full of win. if so... how fast can you run?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:51pm
  • yo everyone chill the fuck out, haha juust cause someone doesnt know what a v card is is no reason to call out strangers online. im a saint, what can i say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:12pm
  • BOTH? Jeez, you wasted no time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm
  • I wanna give him a high five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:36pm
  • say you wish he had another daughter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:34am
  • haha whoever dosent know a v card is a moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Why is this so bad? Sex is natural and enjoyable? Who it's with isn't anyones business but their own

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:39pm
  • go for the wife... do something crazy do something crazy.... HATRICK HATRICK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 1215 it means he took thier virginity dubass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:47am
  • looks like max tucker strikes again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:56am
  • V-card is a retarded, douchebaggy way to say virginity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Agreed...a very big smile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Wow , u shouldn't look @ him then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I was wondering the same thing 5:54.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Own it, and tell him...then run like holy hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:07pm
  • ....if they were even virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Do what i did- imagine his daughters in their underwear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:01pm
  • With pride

    Submitted by damgam on Oct 3, 11 at 1:46am
  • Now man up and do their mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:10am
  • Wooooohoooo gotta love RI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:54pm
  • How? you just do cuz obviously you're the fucking man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 853. You sir, have won.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:09am
  • It's Tucker Max. I kind of feel bad for the chicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Handshake and tell him how great her respectable and lovely his daughters are.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:10am
  • ^^ if you're going to call someone a dumbass ( 12.47) atleast learn how to spell. DUMBASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:50am
  • I can't even get over how sick this type of stuff is. Some of you need your dirty little minds washed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:51am
  • Try sitting down to Easter dinner under his roof and eat his food all while knowing you have popped both his daughters anal cherry!

    Submitted by hurtz2poo on Feb 3, 10 at 10:44am
  • To answer your question just tell him your older daughter was only a little bit better and he should be proud. Then run

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:36pm
  • SMUGLY

    Submitted by dbray09 on Dec 1, 10 at 8:11pm
  • you don't look him in the eye. you go for the trifecta and fuck his wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:39am
  • Go for the holy trinity. The mom. The milf card!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:07pm
  • y do I get the feeling 11:37-11:53 is all the same person? Btw, props

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:16pm
  • lol did you take them close together? i'm assuming you weren't dating either of them, because otherwise that probably wouldn't have worked out. clearly we all want more details.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:53pm
  • I bet the girls are lesbians now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Win. To everyone who wants us to grow up and save ourselves and think about how you'd feel if your kids said this blah blah blah- shut up. It's gonna happen. No one asked for your opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:37am
  • lets hope your not looking at a mirror...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:37am
  • Double wink. He'll understand.

    Submitted by BigCrank on Jun 4, 11 at 10:47pm
  • I think guys who take pride in / are preoccupied with taking someone's virginity are usually pricks. Taking a girl's virginity doesn't cure doucheyness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:32pm
  • garbage from your mind to online. Too bad that none of you can respect people anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:48am
  • hahahahahhahahahaha you bad boyyy hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:09am
  • with a grin and tell him that his wife is next....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:53pm
  • 12:40, you know very little of the story even. for all we know these two girls know nothing of each other, and they think they're in love with this guy... why do you care how old they were... perve. get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:47pm
  • yah the mother and the grandma.. then we have a case of Mrs. Robinson...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:59am
  • Uh, you be a man about it you twit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:00pm
  • THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!!!!

    Submitted by MasterChief on Mar 4, 10 at 4:38pm
  • haha you probably shake his hand and say thankyou.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:25pm
  • the girls must be total sluts...how old were each of them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:40pm
  • what if the daughters we 7 and 10? would that be a "proud moment" too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Fuck yea represent 401!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:20am
  • What does tht mean???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:15am
  • i had to look v-card up on urban dictionary and im not a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:15pm
  • FIRST AGAIN AH 2 TIMES IN A ROW THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:24pm