how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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you don't. start working on his wife.
You look with a BIG smile
Uh...You give him a high-five obviously! You might refrain from telling him what it was for though...
do the daughters know about each other?
smile and give him a wink. Maybe he'll go down on you and you'll get his g-card
You look at him with a big smile.
Now if you've taken them both at the same time you look at him with pride and give him a handshake as you inform him that he has "raised some fine young girls"
lol, i first looked at this and thought it said 'who owns both his daughters v-cards'. i flipped for like half a minute
wow...both his daughters? his wife's too? and his mom's?
well you're a fuckin idiot then
What would you think if you caught Your kids saying this kind of garbage. Is this the type of thing you imagined yourself saying when you were a kid?
I'm a girl... and I've got to give props.
If they were hot.
And if the dad doesn't know, you grin like a fool while shaking his hand in the strong, masculine way that I'm sure you do.
And if the dad DOES know... why are you texting when you should be running?
BOTH? Jeez, you wasted no time.
say you wish he had another daughter
yo everyone chill the fuck out, haha juust cause someone doesnt know what a v card is is no reason to call out strangers online. im a saint, what can i say
if those were my kids you'd be so dead
OP: it all depends on whether or not the father is aware of this. if not, stand tall and look him in the eye knowing you are indeed full of win. if so... how fast can you run?
hope its "faster than a speeding bullet"
I wanna give him a high five
go for the wife... do something crazy do something crazy.... HATRICK HATRICK
Wow , u shouldn't look @ him then
V-card is a retarded, douchebaggy way to say virginity.
looks like max tucker strikes again
Own it, and tell him...then run like holy hell.
1215 it means he took thier virginity dubass
Why is this so bad? Sex is natural and enjoyable? Who it's with isn't anyones business but their own
Now man up and do their mother
....if they were even virgins.
haha whoever dosent know a v card is a moron
You sir, have won.
I was wondering the same thing 5:54.
How? you just do cuz obviously you're the fucking man
Agreed...a very big smile
Do what i did- imagine his daughters in their underwear
Wooooohoooo gotta love RI
^^ if you're going to call someone a dumbass ( 12.47) atleast learn how to spell. DUMBASS
you don't look him in the eye. you go for the trifecta and fuck his wife.
Handshake and tell him how great her respectable and lovely his daughters are.
It's Tucker Max. I kind of feel bad for the chicks.
Try sitting down to Easter dinner under his roof and eat his food all while knowing you have popped both his daughters anal cherry!
To everyone who wants us to grow up and save ourselves and think about how you'd feel if your kids said this blah blah blah- shut up. It's gonna happen. No one asked for your opinion.
lets hope your not looking at a mirror...
Double wink. He'll understand.
with a grin and tell him that his wife is next....
To answer your question just tell him your older daughter was only a little bit better and he should be proud. Then run
I bet the girls are lesbians now.
y do I get the feeling 11:37-11:53 is all the same person? Btw, props
I can't even get over how sick this type of stuff is. Some of you need your dirty little minds washed.
I think guys who take pride in / are preoccupied with taking someone's virginity are usually pricks. Taking a girl's virginity doesn't cure doucheyness.
not taken, its given. we need to change this behavior.
Go for the holy trinity. The mom. The milf card!!!
garbage from your mind to online. Too bad that none of you can respect people anymore.
lol did you take them close together? i'm assuming you weren't dating either of them, because otherwise that probably wouldn't have worked out. clearly we all want more details.
hahahahahhahahahaha you bad boyyy hahah
Uh, you be a man about it you twit.
yah the mother and the grandma.. then we have a case of Mrs. Robinson...
THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!!!!
12:40, you know very little of the story even. for all we know these two girls know nothing of each other, and they think they're in love with this guy... why do you care how old they were... perve. get a life.
haha you probably shake his hand and say thankyou.
the girls must be total sluts...how old were each of them?
what if the daughters we 7 and 10? would that be a "proud moment" too?
Fuck yea represent 401!!!!
What does tht mean???
i had to look v-card up on urban dictionary and im not a virgin.
FIRST AGAIN AH 2 TIMES IN A ROW THIS IS LIFE CHANGING