how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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you don't. start working on his wife.
You look with a BIG smile
Uh...You give him a high-five obviously! You might refrain from telling him what it was for though...
You look at him with a big smile.
Now if you've taken them both at the same time you look at him with pride and give him a handshake as you inform him that he has "raised some fine young girls"
do the daughters know about each other?
wow...both his daughters? his wife's too? and his mom's?
smile and give him a wink. Maybe he'll go down on you and you'll get his g-card
yo everyone chill the fuck out, haha juust cause someone doesnt know what a v card is is no reason to call out strangers online. im a saint, what can i say
What would you think if you caught Your kids saying this kind of garbage. Is this the type of thing you imagined yourself saying when you were a kid?
I'm a girl... and I've got to give props.
If they were hot.
And if the dad doesn't know, you grin like a fool while shaking his hand in the strong, masculine way that I'm sure you do.
And if the dad DOES know... why are you texting when you should be running?
well you're a fuckin idiot then
if those were my kids you'd be so dead
say you wish he had another daughter
I wanna give him a high five
Why is this so bad? Sex is natural and enjoyable? Who it's with isn't anyones business but their own
BOTH? Jeez, you wasted no time.
lol, i first looked at this and thought it said 'who owns both his daughters v-cards'. i flipped for like half a minute
OP: it all depends on whether or not the father is aware of this. if not, stand tall and look him in the eye knowing you are indeed full of win. if so... how fast can you run?
hope its "faster than a speeding bullet"
go for the wife... do something crazy do something crazy.... HATRICK HATRICK
I was wondering the same thing 5:54.
haha whoever dosent know a v card is a moron
Wow , u shouldn't look @ him then
1215 it means he took thier virginity dubass
Agreed...a very big smile
Own it, and tell him...then run like holy hell.
Do what i did- imagine his daughters in their underwear
Wooooohoooo gotta love RI
Now man up and do their mother
....if they were even virgins.
You sir, have won.
It's Tucker Max. I kind of feel bad for the chicks.
Handshake and tell him how great her respectable and lovely his daughters are.
V-card is a retarded, douchebaggy way to say virginity.
looks like max tucker strikes again
Double wink. He'll understand.
^^ if you're going to call someone a dumbass ( 12.47) atleast learn how to spell. DUMBASS
Try sitting down to Easter dinner under his roof and eat his food all while knowing you have popped both his daughters anal cherry!
lets hope your not looking at a mirror...
y do I get the feeling 11:37-11:53 is all the same person? Btw, props
To answer your question just tell him your older daughter was only a little bit better and he should be proud. Then run
Go for the holy trinity. The mom. The milf card!!!
you don't look him in the eye. you go for the trifecta and fuck his wife.
To everyone who wants us to grow up and save ourselves and think about how you'd feel if your kids said this blah blah blah- shut up. It's gonna happen. No one asked for your opinion.
I bet the girls are lesbians now.
How? you just do cuz obviously you're the fucking man
garbage from your mind to online. Too bad that none of you can respect people anymore.
I think guys who take pride in / are preoccupied with taking someone's virginity are usually pricks. Taking a girl's virginity doesn't cure doucheyness.
not taken, its given. we need to change this behavior.
lol did you take them close together? i'm assuming you weren't dating either of them, because otherwise that probably wouldn't have worked out. clearly we all want more details.
hahahahahhahahahaha you bad boyyy hahah
I can't even get over how sick this type of stuff is. Some of you need your dirty little minds washed.
yah the mother and the grandma.. then we have a case of Mrs. Robinson...
THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!!!!
12:40, you know very little of the story even. for all we know these two girls know nothing of each other, and they think they're in love with this guy... why do you care how old they were... perve. get a life.
haha you probably shake his hand and say thankyou.
Fuck yea represent 401!!!!
the girls must be total sluts...how old were each of them?
Uh, you be a man about it you twit.
with a grin and tell him that his wife is next....
what if the daughters we 7 and 10? would that be a "proud moment" too?
What does tht mean???
i had to look v-card up on urban dictionary and im not a virgin.
FIRST AGAIN AH 2 TIMES IN A ROW THIS IS LIFE CHANGING