You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by totallyhilarious on Apr 1, 10 at 10:26am

    hahahahah its so true. i make it a point to not be one of those girls.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 1, 10 at 10:40am

    The funniest thing is they think their perfect man is going to somehow find them without them having to do any work. I feel sorry for them lazy bitches because they'll be single forever.

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:09pm

      What do you mean, without doing any work? They totally spent like six hours on their nails yesterday. Because guys care about that, right? Right?

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 1, 10 at 12:06pm

    Well some day they will settle for a guy who only moderately treats them like shit.

  • Submitted by goblue08 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:00am

    This is totally true! And hillarious cuz girls love assholes, even when they have a pity party for themselves cuz some guy screwed them over, they still love them.

  • Submitted by matthewpaulengel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:38am

    Amen!!!!! A fucking men!

  • Submitted by dm7750 on Apr 1, 10 at 10:37am

    Fucking funny. I have a few girls on facebook that do do that. I have made it a goal to not be like one of them.

  • Submitted by osellr on Apr 1, 10 at 10:35am

    Yeah fuck them

  • Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:45am

    No shit dude. They get fucked again and again and it's just like look bitch get this: nobody fucking cares anymore, give up.

  • Submitted by purplenugs on Apr 1, 10 at 12:46pm

    as annoying as those status's are, its a good weeding out process of who's dtf without kissing or not

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 1, 10 at 11:06am

    They will never be happy looking for their perfect guy and making no compromises in the process.

  • Submitted by naynay on Apr 1, 10 at 11:23am

    yess! Haha. Girls are such dumb bitches these days. ( I am a girl btw so femenists don't go attacking me)

    • Submitted by everybodylies on Apr 1, 10 at 11:56am

      I'm not attacking you, you're free to say whatever you want. However, just because you say you're a girl doesn't mean that the words you're saying/writing are any less male chauvinistic.

      • 89 98
        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11pm

        So if she disagrees with you, she's a traitor to her gender?

        • 74 79
          Submitted by dashbolt on Apr 7, 10 at 10:02am

          She's free to think whatever the fuck she wants, but she's still setting women back. There are stupid women out there, but making a statement like that is just a blow to being feminine. Take some pride in your gender, 1123! Fuck.

  • 90 94
    Submitted by rosey13 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:23pm

    I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I'm a girl and even I find this obnoxious!

  • 86 87
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 5, 10 at 10:23am

    A-FUCKING-MEN!\nBelive it or not, not all guys are assholes. They just end up with the wrong ones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:23pm

    5:08 you are terribly cool?

  • 84 90
    Submitted by blaisey on Apr 1, 10 at 11:46pm

    True that

  • 86 95
    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:55pm

    Yeah, I'm getting tired of reading that pathetic shit..

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 2:33am

    Who says "Vom"?

  • 83 94
    Submitted by AnDo35 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:08am

    I'm 19 but I definitely don't post that crap. If my status is a quote, it's a quote from Criminal Minds.

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:01am

    Btw this shit is true X100000

  • 82 96
    Submitted by dashbolt on Apr 7, 10 at 9:55am

    Wow, yes, 'every girl'. You're just like that group you are lumping every female in with. Congrats. 'Vom'.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by mack71400 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:20pm

    "one day, my edward will come." umm yeah. pretty sure he won't. he's a little thing called FICTIONAL

  • 69 78
    Submitted by trupinkluv on Apr 5, 10 at 12:29am


  • Submitted by lostinkansass on Apr 1, 10 at 11:36am

    It's sad cuz they are right...some sad fuck will settle on that crazy bitch

  • Submitted by laurenmichelle on Apr 1, 10 at 11:36am

    or lyrics that totally sympathize with their 'boy problems'. my last status was something about Monty Python.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by rnrfreak on Sep 7, 10 at 8:53pm

    I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30 and trust me, it NEVER stops.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 4:37pm

    Bull.You're just mad cause you're about to be thirty.I'm in my early twenties qnd i don't have any friends on my FB that say those things

    • 79 95
      Submitted by anon03 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:57pm

      actually, i sent this text in. my roommate sent it to me. she's 26, i'm 24. we have a lot of the same fb friends and its full of this pathetic bs, the same cliched lyrics and sex and the city quotes all dying to be the center of attention.\n\nif you want attention, at least use creative quotes and not "don't let someone be your priority when you're only their option"

      • 82 93
        Submitted by anon03 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:01am

        And what of it if we're slightly closer to 30 than you are? At least we see how pathetic most younger girls are. Most guys aren't interested in girls who are unhappy and complain and post that shit as their status. be your own person and be happy.

  • 77 97
    Submitted by elm318 on Apr 1, 10 at 8:22pm

    Girls are crazy bitches because guys are such assholes.

    • 85 97
      Submitted by archery126 on Apr 2, 10 at 1:14pm

      Not all guys are assholes, but the ones most girls seem to date are. Example, one of my best friends just got in a relationship. I looked the dude up on facebook and his last status update was "fuck 30 days in jail, 187 on that undercover cop". Yeah...

  • Submitted by boywonder07 on Apr 1, 10 at 10:37am

    I love it!

  • 75 96
    Submitted by theonetwothree on Apr 2, 10 at 3:13am

    Having loved and lost is much better than having to date a psycho.

  • 76 99
    Submitted by bethica on Apr 7, 10 at 7:27am

    I used to be one of those girls until I found a guy who was down to hit me and choke me, but only while we're having sex and then make me dinner and cuddle. Talk about messed up relationships. But he's an amazing jerk. I stayed with a guy that beat the living crap out of me for two years because h convinced me I deserved it. He's homosexual now and in jail. :D ugh these swearing monitors are killing me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 8:23pm

    @ 11:36 u said it all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:46pm

    It's funny because I was web chatting with a girl ad I asked what are you doing and she said looking at quotes god I agree with this so much.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 1:00pm

    The guys these girls get is just karma getting back at them. In a way, a hot hurl dating assholes is a form of pennance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:00am

    1156, with a word like chauvinistic i can tell youre a dyke feminist cunt

  • Submitted by chilipepper on Apr 1, 10 at 11:15pm

    LOVE IT. BRILLIANT. GENIUS, TRUE. I'm making this my facebook status forever and ever, and also posting it on every one of "those girls" walls.

  • Submitted by bored101 on Apr 11, 10 at 4:17am

    Not mine.......maybe I haven't been on in a while ok

  • 50 69
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 18, 12 at 6:59am

    Fucking couldn't be more goddamn true. Goddamn fucking girls.

  • Submitted by Evangeline19 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:50pm

    I've never done that, it's more random stuff.

  • Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 3, 10 at 7:52pm

    I know a girl who was/is like that. She did meet her "guy". He weighs about 300 lbs more than her. Justice.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by markdevv on Mar 11, 12 at 4:28pm

    The truth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 10:47am

    A little close minded, you think?