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  • The funniest thing is they think their perfect man is going to somehow find them without them having to do any work. I feel sorry for them lazy bitches because they'll be single forever.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 1, 10 at 10:40am
    • What do you mean, without doing any work? They totally spent like six hours on their nails yesterday. Because guys care about that, right? Right?

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:09pm
  • hahahahah its so true. i make it a point to not be one of those girls.

    Submitted by totallyhilarious on Apr 1, 10 at 10:26am
  • Well some day they will settle for a guy who only moderately treats them like shit.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 1, 10 at 12:06pm
  • This is totally true! And hillarious cuz girls love assholes, even when they have a pity party for themselves cuz some guy screwed them over, they still love them.

    Submitted by goblue08 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:00am
  • Amen!!!!! A fucking men!

    Submitted by matthewpaulengel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:38am
  • Fucking funny. I have a few girls on facebook that do do that. I have made it a goal to not be like one of them.

    Submitted by dm7750 on Apr 1, 10 at 10:37am
  • Yeah fuck them

    Submitted by osellr on Apr 1, 10 at 10:35am
  • No shit dude. They get fucked again and again and it's just like look bitch get this: nobody fucking cares anymore, give up.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:45am
  • They will never be happy looking for their perfect guy and making no compromises in the process.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 1, 10 at 11:06am
  • yess! Haha. Girls are such dumb bitches these days. ( I am a girl btw so femenists don't go attacking me)

    Submitted by naynay on Apr 1, 10 at 11:23am
    • I'm not attacking you, you're free to say whatever you want. However, just because you say you're a girl doesn't mean that the words you're saying/writing are any less male chauvinistic.

      Submitted by everybodylies on Apr 1, 10 at 11:56am
      • So if she disagrees with you, she's a traitor to her gender?

        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11pm
        • She's free to think whatever the fuck she wants, but she's still setting women back. There are stupid women out there, but making a statement like that is just a blow to being feminine. Take some pride in your gender, 1123! Fuck.

          Submitted by dashbolt on Apr 7, 10 at 10:02am
  • as annoying as those status's are, its a good weeding out process of who's dtf without kissing or not

    Submitted by purplenugs on Apr 1, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Yeah, I'm getting tired of reading that pathetic shit..

    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:55pm
  • A-FUCKING-MEN!\nBelive it or not, not all guys are assholes. They just end up with the wrong ones

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 5, 10 at 10:23am
  • True that

    Submitted by blaisey on Apr 1, 10 at 11:46pm
  • 5:08 you are terribly cool?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:23pm
  • I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I'm a girl and even I find this obnoxious!

    Submitted by rosey13 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Who says "Vom"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 2:33am
  • I'm 19 but I definitely don't post that crap. If my status is a quote, it's a quote from Criminal Minds.

    Submitted by AnDo35 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:08am
  • Btw this shit is true X100000

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:01am
  • It's sad cuz they are right...some sad fuck will settle on that crazy bitch

    Submitted by lostinkansass on Apr 1, 10 at 11:36am
  • "one day, my edward will come." umm yeah. pretty sure he won't. he's a little thing called FICTIONAL

    Submitted by mack71400 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:20pm
  • @ 11:36 u said it all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 8:23pm
  • I'm closer to 40 than I am to 30 and trust me, it NEVER stops.

    Submitted by rnrfreak on Sep 7, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Girls are crazy bitches because guys are such assholes.

    Submitted by elm318 on Apr 1, 10 at 8:22pm
    • Not all guys are assholes, but the ones most girls seem to date are. Example, one of my best friends just got in a relationship. I looked the dude up on facebook and his last status update was "fuck 30 days in jail, 187 on that undercover cop". Yeah...

      Submitted by archery126 on Apr 2, 10 at 1:14pm
  • The guys these girls get is just karma getting back at them. In a way, a hot hurl dating assholes is a form of pennance.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Having loved and lost is much better than having to date a psycho.

    Submitted by theonetwothree on Apr 2, 10 at 3:13am
  • Jessica

    Submitted by trupinkluv on Apr 5, 10 at 12:29am
  • 1156, with a word like chauvinistic i can tell youre a dyke feminist cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 12:00am
  • Wow, yes, 'every girl'. You're just like that group you are lumping every female in with. Congrats. 'Vom'.

    Submitted by dashbolt on Apr 7, 10 at 9:55am
  • LOVE IT. BRILLIANT. GENIUS, TRUE. I'm making this my facebook status forever and ever, and also posting it on every one of "those girls" walls.

    Submitted by chilipepper on Apr 1, 10 at 11:15pm
  • I've never done that, it's more random stuff.

    Submitted by Evangeline19 on Apr 3, 10 at 12:50pm
  • It's funny because I was web chatting with a girl ad I asked what are you doing and she said looking at quotes god I agree with this so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:46pm
  • I used to be one of those girls until I found a guy who was down to hit me and choke me, but only while we're having sex and then make me dinner and cuddle. Talk about messed up relationships. But he's an amazing jerk. I stayed with a guy that beat the living crap out of me for two years because h convinced me I deserved it. He's homosexual now and in jail. :D ugh these swearing monitors are killing me.

    Submitted by bethica on Apr 7, 10 at 7:27am
  • Not mine.......maybe I haven't been on in a while ok

    Submitted by bored101 on Apr 11, 10 at 4:17am
  • or lyrics that totally sympathize with their 'boy problems'. my last status was something about Monty Python.

    Submitted by laurenmichelle on Apr 1, 10 at 11:36am
  • Bull.You're just mad cause you're about to be thirty.I'm in my early twenties qnd i don't have any friends on my FB that say those things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 4:37pm
    • actually, i sent this text in. my roommate sent it to me. she's 26, i'm 24. we have a lot of the same fb friends and its full of this pathetic bs, the same cliched lyrics and sex and the city quotes all dying to be the center of attention.\n\nif you want attention, at least use creative quotes and not "don't let someone be your priority when you're only their option"

      Submitted by anon03 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:57pm
      • And what of it if we're slightly closer to 30 than you are? At least we see how pathetic most younger girls are. Most guys aren't interested in girls who are unhappy and complain and post that shit as their status. be your own person and be happy.

        Submitted by anon03 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:01am
  • Fucking couldn't be more goddamn true. Goddamn fucking girls.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 18, 12 at 6:59am
  • I know a girl who was/is like that. She did meet her "guy". He weighs about 300 lbs more than her. Justice.

    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 3, 10 at 7:52pm
  • The truth.

    Submitted by markdevv on Mar 11, 12 at 4:28pm
  • I love it!

    Submitted by boywonder07 on Apr 1, 10 at 10:37am
  • A little close minded, you think?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 10:47am