people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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Hmmm... someone from Memphis with that kind of talent? doubtful
signed - former Memphis girl
Yessss, Memphis is moving up.
For future reference-if the girl is laying in bed in pain, that does NOT mean a job well done.
Did you bless her vagina?
Well i wanna know what u did so stop bragging and give up the details!
I remember when I had my first beer...
I would like to meet you asap
Murder City USA strikes again.
hmm - wonder what the woman actually thought of his performance
I live in Memphis and have plenty of skills...no darlin wasn't me. If it was she wouldn't be able to get up to bow...just sayin
Well bugger me, aren't you a rude specimin, 4:27?
you make me proud memphis
well it was an ex girlfriend that i did it too 9:13. baaahahahaahaha
hahaha every time someone gets arrogant about their performance, some microdick has to act like everyone sucks dick at fucking pussy..
hmm, i have no problem with you testing this on me, I will tell you whether it is good or not :)
That's how we do it in Memphis.
He baptised her vajayjay
i did it. and no it wasnt 32 seconds. it was 2 hours. judging by the o's, it was pretty successful. eat dick.
I for one prefer standing ovations......more impressive than bowing
hey 901, let's have an encore ;)
damn. that sounds hot.
All I can Say Is LMAOOO.
this sounds like something my exboyfriend would say....
Please do us a favor and tell your male friends how to acquire your skills
Bow as in stomach pains from repeated vomiting?
LMFAO. that was helllla funny man.
the woman thought, wow, i would bow too if it werent my vagina and he wasnt still in it
I'm sure the 32 second jack hammer performance was AMAZING
You hid a bible in there huh?