people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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Hmmm... someone from Memphis with that kind of talent? doubtful
signed - former Memphis girl
Yessss, Memphis is moving up.
For future reference-if the girl is laying in bed in pain, that does NOT mean a job well done.
Did you bless her vagina?
Well i wanna know what u did so stop bragging and give up the details!
I remember when I had my first beer...
Murder City USA strikes again.
I would like to meet you asap
hmm - wonder what the woman actually thought of his performance
I live in Memphis and have plenty of skills...no darlin wasn't me. If it was she wouldn't be able to get up to bow...just sayin
Well bugger me, aren't you a rude specimin, 4:27?
you make me proud memphis
well it was an ex girlfriend that i did it too 9:13. baaahahahaahaha
hahaha every time someone gets arrogant about their performance, some microdick has to act like everyone sucks dick at fucking pussy..
hmm, i have no problem with you testing this on me, I will tell you whether it is good or not :)
That's how we do it in Memphis.
He baptised her vajayjay
i did it. and no it wasnt 32 seconds. it was 2 hours. judging by the o's, it was pretty successful. eat dick.
I for one prefer standing ovations......more impressive than bowing
All I can Say Is LMAOOO.
hey 901, let's have an encore ;)
this sounds like something my exboyfriend would say....
damn. that sounds hot.
Bow as in stomach pains from repeated vomiting?
Please do us a favor and tell your male friends how to acquire your skills
the woman thought, wow, i would bow too if it werent my vagina and he wasnt still in it
LMFAO. that was helllla funny man.
I'm sure the 32 second jack hammer performance was AMAZING
You hid a bible in there huh?