You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 70 52
    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 11:19am

    If you're too drunk to remember to put a condom on, you're too drunk to have sex (practically and legally) . Sobering but true.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Jouze on Feb 28, 10 at 6:07pm

    10:50 fuck yes

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Britbrat20 on Feb 26, 10 at 10:50am

    A lot of us wouldn't exist if this were true.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:04am

    Me too! That would make things alot easier!

  • 67 58
    Submitted by trancelot on Feb 26, 10 at 6:50am

    That would be fantastic!

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:41pm

    fla <3

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 27, 10 at 11:41pm

    And this is why you use birth control other than condoms.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:02am

    Me too. And why are ppl putting thumbs down? There would be wayyyyyy less pregnancies!

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:56am

    it does... it's called whiskey dick.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by NoTits on Feb 26, 10 at 10:11am

    if you drink enough of it while youre pregnant, it's kind of the same thing!!!

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:47am

    I'm fixed. Sooooo, let's party!

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:10am

    Sucks for whoever wanted to call first.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by jordancitaaaa on Feb 26, 10 at 11:26am

    This would make my life 10 times happier.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:15am

    @10:11 Unless your baby turns out retarded.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:11pm

    dnt we all..

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:28am

    What sucks is getting so drunk sexing it up and then not remembering if you took birth control or not...catch 22 bitches and hoes! :(

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:57pm

    Hood sex

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am

    Maybe you people should control yourselves when you drink. For example: drink less, don't drink, or don't have any sex because a society filled with more dumbasses with you would be extremely unfortunate.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 26, 10 at 9:13am

    Touche, OP. You win the award for the dumbest fucking text of the day. Esp since alcohol is more like the great fertilizer.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:51pm

    God,people,calm down.why so serious? this text is hilarious.and if that actually worked, it'd help the USA out a lot.less drunken teenagers and more actually planned children

  • 55 69
    Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 26, 10 at 10:09am

    someone get on it, invent that shit :)

  • 55 69
    Submitted by booyah420 on Feb 26, 10 at 7:21am

    Fecal particles on my dingdong

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Feb 26, 10 at 7:56pm

    If it did, about 85% or more of humanity wouldn't exist. Someone really should get on this. Any inventors here?

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    That's the best idea I have herd in days! Patin that shit!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by akbitch86 on Nov 16, 10 at 8:33pm

    OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SWEET!!! PLUS people who made a lot of drinking mistakes wouldn't reproduce....muahahaha double win