I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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If you're too drunk to remember to put a condom on, you're too drunk to have sex (practically and legally) . Sobering but true.
A lot of us wouldn't exist if this were true.
10:50 fuck yes
And this is why you use birth control other than condoms.
it does... it's called whiskey dick.
That would be fantastic!
Me too! That would make things alot easier!
Me too. And why are ppl putting thumbs down? There would be wayyyyyy less pregnancies!
if you drink enough of it while youre pregnant, it's kind of the same thing!!!
I'm fixed. Sooooo, let's party!
What sucks is getting so drunk sexing it up and then not remembering if you took birth control or not...catch 22 bitches and hoes! :(
Sucks for whoever wanted to call first.
This would make my life 10 times happier.
OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SWEET!!! PLUS people who made a lot of drinking mistakes wouldn't reproduce....muahahaha double win
@10:11 Unless your baby turns out retarded.
Touche, OP. You win the award for the dumbest fucking text of the day. Esp since alcohol is more like the great fertilizer.
That's the best idea I have herd in days! Patin that shit!
dnt we all..
If it did, about 85% or more of humanity wouldn't exist. Someone really should get on this. Any inventors here?
God,people,calm down.why so serious? this text is hilarious.and if that actually worked, it'd help the USA out a lot.less drunken teenagers and more actually planned children
someone get on it, invent that shit :)
Maybe you people should control yourselves when you drink. For example: drink less, don't drink, or don't have any sex because a society filled with more dumbasses with you would be extremely unfortunate.
Fecal particles on my dingdong