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  • Submitted by supercoolalias on Dec 4, 10 at 4:42pm

    The only way I could see this possibly being a good night is because there is finally a text involving a guy who actually wants to remain faithful. Thumbs down to the homewrecking whore.

  • Submitted by TowerCrane on Dec 4, 10 at 4:48pm

    wait til you're that girlfriend.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 4, 10 at 5:55pm

    May his girlfriend and his girlfriend's friends kick you ass in the middle of a house party with the crowd cheering.

  • Submitted by bitchpuhllease on Dec 4, 10 at 9:26pm

    She can challenge away, its whether or not he accepts it. It takes two to tango people.

  • Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Dec 4, 10 at 7:51pm

    I don't usually like calling girls whores, especially ones I don't know but that girl is the definition of whore.

    • Submitted by johnnyq19 on Dec 5, 10 at 10:38pm

      Really? I thought a whore was defined as someone who had sex for payment...\n\nI like urbandictionary's definition too "Someone who has sex with everyone but YOU."\n\nPeople need to chill out.

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 4, 10 at 6:11pm

    Yeah and as soon as he gives in to you. You'll just drop him on the side of the road and look for the next challenge of breaking up a relationship. Save yourself the humiliation of karma biting you on the ass.

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Dec 4, 10 at 9:24pm

    Leave him alone. Go sleep with someone who's single and available. Quit being a home wrecker. Just sayin'

  • Submitted by partyyychik on Dec 4, 10 at 4:15pm

    That's just wronggggg. :/

  • Submitted by figure18j on Dec 4, 10 at 5:47pm

    AGREED! Home wrecking whoreeee

  • Submitted by bibiy318 on Dec 4, 10 at 9:20pm

    I suggest this girl gets a dildo. This will save many problems

  • Submitted by lexi346 on Dec 4, 10 at 6:03pm

    you are a b*tch.

  • Submitted by rmbrown09 on Dec 4, 10 at 3:49pm

    Its girls like this that messed me up too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 10 at 3:46pm

    In Soviet Russia, challenge accepts you!

  • Submitted by generic_name on Dec 4, 10 at 11:19pm

    am i the only person who thinks this is funny? it's textsfromlastnight and this text probably isn't even real. chill the fuck out.

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Dec 4, 10 at 7:54pm

    You fell for the oldest line in the book. Surest way to get a girl to take ur pants off is to tell them u r staying faithful to your "girlfriend". Does he even really have one????

  • Submitted by januarysummer on Dec 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    wooow way to respect yourself and him! i'm gonna go ahead and say you're slightly chubby with no boobs and very little self esteem? am i right?

  • Submitted by satign on Dec 4, 10 at 9:10pm


  • Submitted by noralistorer on Dec 4, 10 at 6:16pm

    Way to be Massachusetts biggest whore.

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Dec 5, 10 at 1:17am

    karma pooliiccee, arrest this whore.

  • Submitted by peachbellini on Dec 5, 10 at 1:59pm

    Fair game until marriage

  • Submitted by uname on Dec 6, 10 at 3:06am

    It's skanks like u that distroy a good man for us good women who actually have morals!

  • Submitted by peachbellini on Dec 5, 10 at 8:29pm

    You all forget that it is the GUY that has to remain faithful. The girl can do whatever she wants .....the guy has to keep it in his pants!

  • Submitted by fallenxjapan on Dec 5, 10 at 1:58am

    What a fucking cunt

  • Submitted by Laceyx3 on Dec 4, 10 at 9:49pm

    You're a whore

  • Submitted by funnyguy203 on Dec 5, 10 at 5:00pm

    This girl would get her ASS kicked down here in Texas.

  • Submitted by tonypgiirl on Dec 4, 10 at 10:47pm

    I'd rip your face off just because your a whore. Go fucking hang yourself slut. I hope he turns you down and tells his girl your trying to get with him and she kicks your ass.

  • Submitted by laurennxxxo on Dec 5, 10 at 8:01am

    lol this is funny, stop being so dramatic

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    Submitted by thebatman on Dec 7, 10 at 11:46am

    definitely used this one before.

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    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Dec 6, 10 at 3:21pm

    Really? It's cool how you try to diss me thinking im some sex starved dude but im a girl who has plenty of sex with my boyfriend whom i am very serious with. Girls like this just disgust me. Why sleep with them anyway? Its like a glass of warm water.

  • Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 9:59pm

    Either way pretty sure u won tht one no contest..

  • Submitted by babyrum2 on Dec 4, 10 at 10:24pm

    You can't be a home-wrecker unless they are married, hence the name HOME-wrecker!

  • Submitted by hahatexts on Dec 25, 10 at 11:25pm

    been there done that hahaha

  • Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:38am

    Sounds like daddy issues to me. Never trust a girl with daddy issues.

  • Submitted by flowapowa on Dec 5, 10 at 12:10am

    Haha id like to see her try and get with my boy whatta hooo

  • Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Dec 29, 10 at 11:58pm


  • Submitted by WrathWereWolf on Dec 6, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hey, that's the go get em attitude everyone should have. Cookies aren't in the jar till there's a ring on the finger. Even then, that's why they made the song "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar". I applaud your friend.

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    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 8:16pm

    You bought that line. He's going to string you along, telling you all the things he can't tell his girlfriend until he can get you to do all the things his girl won't do.

  • Submitted by sladef on Dec 5, 10 at 2:39am

    I'm gonna pull a Rick Scott here, you are "fired"

  • Submitted by msavage on Dec 7, 10 at 12:25am

    I'd just like to say congrats on the How I Met Your Mother reference. That show is awesome!

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 24, 11 at 4:56am

    Babyrum2 needs to shut it. Home wrecker doesn't necessarily mean the couple has to be married. So shut it.

  • Submitted by chrmadi on Mar 7, 11 at 11:43pm

    Let's be fair to her. Maybe his girlfriend is a crazy bitch

  • Submitted by rickscottisafag on Dec 4, 10 at 10:40pm


  • Submitted by karmabitchkarma on Dec 4, 10 at 8:14pm

    Haha you better take that challenge! I know I did many times! :)