When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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When I'm going in a urinal, I pretend mine is an acetylene torch and I'm part of a bank heist.
this is so what i feel like everytime i drink. and you so want to create a forest fire by peeing on trees!
this is a formal proposition:
please, please will you marry me? hahahahaha im in your area code!!!!
Your my hero. amazing i love it!
lets just hope it doesnt FEEL like lightening bolts...
Cool two inch beef winkie
Lol I ususallu pretend I'm a soldier and I'm shooting my gun at targets.
genius. love it. yes.
zeus is the shit. good work
lmao dude you are my hero!!!
lmao!..i so got to try this lmao lmao
Honestly, who HASN'T done this?
Fucker, I tried to piss but the thought of this made me miss from the chuckling.
this is from Dane Cook
Sometimes, I like to pretend to be god and pretend I'm drownig nazis germans in the atlantic. but your idea sounds way cooler.
that was hysterical dude nice im gonna try that sometime
lol, i think dane cook said this.
i can imagine how you focus when you crap drunk
this made my day.
This explains why guys can't hit the toilet, lol.
if u show me ur fuckin penis I'll suck it and we can makeout
@9:44AM: No it's not.
The idea of lighting bolts searing through my penis would scare me too much to pee.
Whore, ur probably fat and ugly if u have to throw urself at guys on the Internet. Fatass