When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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When I'm going in a urinal, I pretend mine is an acetylene torch and I'm part of a bank heist.
this is a formal proposition:
please, please will you marry me? hahahahaha im in your area code!!!!
this is so what i feel like everytime i drink. and you so want to create a forest fire by peeing on trees!
Lol I ususallu pretend I'm a soldier and I'm shooting my gun at targets.
Your my hero. amazing i love it!
Cool two inch beef winkie
lmao dude you are my hero!!!
lets just hope it doesnt FEEL like lightening bolts...
lmao!..i so got to try this lmao lmao
genius. love it. yes.
zeus is the shit. good work
Honestly, who HASN'T done this?
this is from Dane Cook
Fucker, I tried to piss but the thought of this made me miss from the chuckling.
that was hysterical dude nice im gonna try that sometime
lol, i think dane cook said this.
Sometimes, I like to pretend to be god and pretend I'm drownig nazis germans in the atlantic. but your idea sounds way cooler.
i can imagine how you focus when you crap drunk
This explains why guys can't hit the toilet, lol.
@9:44AM: No it's not.
this made my day.
if u show me ur fuckin penis I'll suck it and we can makeout
The idea of lighting bolts searing through my penis would scare me too much to pee.
Whore, ur probably fat and ugly if u have to throw urself at guys on the Internet. Fatass