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(440): View more from Ohio

yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.

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(623): View more from Arizona

We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.

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(573): View more from Missouri

This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car

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(949): View more from California

You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!

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(701): View more from North Dakota

and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"

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