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  • i live right by the one you're talking aboutl, it's in central little rock.... it's been the basis of sooooooo many jokes w/ me n my friends... haahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:35pm
  • got the lighter & shirt while I was in CO. Such a shame they aren't in CA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Colorado is full of them too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:49pm
  • i lovingly refer to it as the "Jizz and Jett"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:57pm
  • hahaha, i saw several in oklahoma when i was out there...i don't think we could have them in nevada though, people might get confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:04am
  • i was very pleased when i learned that I was just two blocks from one where i go to school in iowa. being from wisconsin, we have none, at least not by me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:42pm
  • like every state has a kum and go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:38pm
  • missouri too. i nearly had a car accident when i saw a sign the first time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:47pm
  • my friends went to iowa and brought me back a water bottle from there. best souvenir ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:34pm
  • being from Des Moines IA , Its true almost everyday i Kum & I Go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:24pm
  • been there (done that) lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Topeka KS HAD one, but i think they changed it to a more politically correct "Tammy's on the go" or something. It was a sad day in the capitol city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I worked at a Kum & GO for 2 years in high school. When I told my college friends about it they thought it was hilarious. Now every time I go home to Iowa I have to bring them back Kum & Go lighters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:15pm
  • theres a cum and go right next to the quick trip in st. louis. makes me smile everytime i see it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:35pm
  • they're all over the place in iowa and a couple have spilled over in eastern nebraska.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:14pm
  • I go to kum & go everyweek for gas.. Definitely going to start referring to it as the jizz and jet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:16am
  • yeah they have them in colorado too. i proudly rock a kum 'n go hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:36pm
  • they have really yummy chicken strips at the one in brookland ar. lol is it sad that i know that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:05pm
  • kum and go = sperm and split

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:35pm
  • ...first time seeing Kum and Go. Freshman year is fun! I remember my first beer! Its an international chain you schmuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I know at one point they had a shirt in there that said "Kum & Go We're Open 24/7" which I just found effing hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:50pm
  • You should go inside sometime. Everything is sticky. It's like they never clean up after....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:58pm
  • They definitely don't have 'em out here in California. I feel like I'm missing out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Why is everyone still so shocked about kum n go?? Maybe it's just us sweet Iowans that are used to them..durr..they are based here..it's nothing too exciting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:24pm
  • We have a kum n go in california

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Never seen a kum and go, but have been to a quick and easy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:06am
  • kum and go is in north dakota too. along with the cities of Cummings and Climax

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:42pm
  • They have them in NE as well. Hahaha at 8:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Laugh everytime I see one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Kram it and go...thats a legitimate place in smalltown illinois!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:53am
  • i'm from florida and did a roadtrip during spring break and saw this! amazing had to take a pic and tag some skanks lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:45am
  • Kum and Go's seem like just another gas station here in MN and ND. However, when I had a job interview at Climax, I about crapped my pants. Hystarical!! I now work in Climax which is close to Fertile and so many more. The town of Climax has trouble keeping their sign because it has been stolen too many times :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:51pm
  • they should have one in Cooter, MO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:55pm
  • They had them in Oklahoma when I was growing up there too. We used to call it the Squirt and Scoot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:22pm
  • A small town in Minnesota used to having neighboring gas stations Pump and Munch AND Kum N Go! How can you not have a dirty mind when you see that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:07pm
  • when we saw one in Iowa, we just KNEW we had to buy that matching hats with the name printed boldly on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:57am
  • Never heard of Kum and Go in my entire life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Iowan's story: "Irony is running into an old booty call at Kum and Go."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:13pm
  • this is incredibly annoying how awesome people think it is. but jizz and split is where its at. they have the best charbroils.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Yeah when I first moved up to Oklahoma and saw one, I laughed my ass off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:40pm
  • there are kum & go's all over idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Kum and Go's first store was in my home town... Anyone entering a Kum and Go should know to buy atleast two t-shirts and a handful of Kum and Go logo lighters... Especially if you are in College, when I was in college I would sell them and make some great cash!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:58am
  • I live in Iowa, and Kum and Go is one of our biggest gas station chains!! That and Quik Trip... =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:34pm
  • There is also a Toot n' Moo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:42pm
  • drive through? kum & go? def not in cali

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:15am
  • yes i have the kum n go tshirt. also have one that says "i love intercouse (pa)" funny because it's an amish settlement :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:40am
  • I want a gas station chain called Hit & Quit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:48pm
  • They are EVERYWHERE I do believe. Their is one on every corner in 80% of the Iowa towns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:44pm
  • I never saw one before I went to school in Missouri. Michigan doesn't have any either. The ones in Springfield were called Git N Go (I think) and then bam! one day I went back for school and they were Kum N Go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:28pm
  • LA needs some of those, but we do have quiki mart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I am a Jerk & Squirt employee. Most unfortunate. Seriously, how many gas station employees have to wear a fuckin tie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:46pm
  • well ive never seen one. so i think this is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:51pm
  • When I lived in Iowa, there was one right down the street from me. But it was turned into a not as cool, Gas Land.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:25pm
  • I have a kum & go lighter....so clutch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:38pm
  • what is even better in Nebraska are two streets that are called..wait for it...69th and cumming! no joke look it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:46am
  • i like how it's colors are period blood and sperm. lol i got one in stillwater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • My boyfriend actually has a "kum & go" hat which he just HAD to wear to six flags last month. I still love him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:52pm
  • i have a shirt from one in IA. couldn't resist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:30pm
  • i've been to kum and go headquarters. :) i got a free t-shirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:13am
  • Ha love Arkansas but they r everywhere... doesn't really rep ar that well tho haha

    Submitted by anna_b on Jun 22, 10 at 1:26pm
  • AND you can buy a lighter that says it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:03pm
  • there was once a Kum & Go right next to a restaurant called Headies in southern IA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:05pm
  • I LOVE KUM AND GO the owner is a pure genuis sadly i moved from iowa and now all i see are snappy's (but their slogan is easy in, easy out)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45pm
  • it's not that entertaining, most states have those gas stations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Wow there is no shortage of nicknames for this place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:00pm
  • hahahahaahah i saw one of those nearly died

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:56pm
  • We have those in Colorado too. There's a drag queen who works behind the counter of the closest one. Lets me walk in without shoes because I said it was against my religion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:26pm
  • my father owns a huge 100 oz soda jug that says: Kum & Go from that place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:42am
  • we call it the Sceet n' scoot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:56pm
  • My boyfriend and I are from California and we went to Colorado with my roomate, where she's from. And...on our way to Steamboat Springs we drove thru Craig (yiiiiikes, apparently hanging out in front of the rehab center is the thing to do) anyways, we saw our first Kum & Go and all I could say was "NO WAY" and then we took a picture in front of it, it had to be done. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:05am
  • Kum N Go Jizz and Jett Ejaculate and Evacuate Sperm and Split. Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:42pm
  • tis true...I unfortunately live here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I live in Arkansas! ;D Gotta love the Kum N' Go, I used to hang out there with my Jamaican friend and his older brother all day. Kum N' Stay, maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:37am
  • I have a hat from there haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05am
  • the name = good night. the fact that you can relate it to your life = baaaad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • They have those gas stations every where...nothing special....look anywhere in Colorado, Wyoming, Minnesota, Iowa, Arkansas, Kansas,...the list just keeps on going

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:19am
  • they are all over Sout Dakota too...and yeah when they first showed up i was calling them jizz and jets as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:01pm
  • yeah, they are every where...in ames we call it the jizz and split. its a classy place. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:21am
  • there isn't any of thoes in ohio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:41am
  • we have them in montana too...no clever nicknames tho...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:30pm
  • If i'm not mistaken they have one in Cumming, Iowa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Missourri has them too....it's too bad there's nothing random like that in California.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:25pm
  • got em in colorado. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we also have "lube and latte" lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm
  • ohmygod; i've been there. i was recently very sad. one of them changed their name from "kum and go" to "carlee's corner".. looking back, i'm forced to wonder if there was something very perverted about this town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:19pm
  • That's awesome! I wish we had these in Illinois!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:18pm
  • is it the one near eureka springs? i've totally been there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:18am
  • Wow I've gone on many road trips in the US (hence stopped at many gas stations) and have never seen one :( new life goal. get a picture in front of a kum and go sign.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:04pm
  • They got em in oklahoma too

    Submitted by sierraraelea on Apr 19, 11 at 7:31pm
  • There's a Hooker, Arkansas too. Weiner, Arkansas, Flippin, Arkansas. I passed through a town on the way to Jonesboro that said it had a population of, no shit, 50 people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:57pm
  • i used to work in at Kum N' Go, so i bought the kum n go boxers so that when i take my pants off...she knows what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:54am
  • I lived in Sacramento, Idaho, and Salt Lake City... first time I ever saw a Kum & Go was after my bro started working the fields up in Rock Springs. Laughed my balls off when we made the beer run through the drive through at the Kum & Go. It was like 1972 all over again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:58am
  • One in Wisconsin too (:

    Submitted by turkeymonster on Jun 6, 11 at 1:19am
  • My friends and I came up with some new names for it: Wank and Walk, Ejaculate and Evacuate and the Nut and Strut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:20pm
  • not in california! be nice 6:50 haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:36pm
  • We also have gas stations called "Chat n Scat" True story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:18pm
  • im from arkansas, southeast, where can i find this store? another funny thing here is the town called flippin. i swear on everything, one of their churches is called and i quote the sign, "Flippin Church of God" lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:31pm
  • it's a fairly popular chain around missouri and arkansas... i think that says something about the midwest united states.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 413 -- 328 isnt full of shit. i do believe we attended the same school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:08am
  • i dated the guy whos dad ownes kum and go... they are everywhere in iowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:48pm
  • The name isn't even funny, just awkward. But to the person who mentioned QT, they win best gas station ever. Breakfast sandwiches ftw

    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Oct 6, 10 at 6:09pm
  • "jizz and jett"!!! That's the greatest! They have those in North Carolina too. The first time I saw 1, I laughed so hard, beer shot out my nose! True Story!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:04pm
  • at the new Kum and Go in Grimes, IA there are boxers with the sweet logo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Lolz i saw one yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • lmao i've never heard of jizz and jett, but i definitely call it the jizz and split. yeah we have lots of them in oklahoma, but they will NEVER beat quiktrip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Yeah, they've littered Iowa.. One is like 2 blocks from my house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Lmao we got some of those in oklahoma

    Submitted by sierraraelea on Nov 22, 10 at 9:04pm
  • 11:19 you're a freaking super star.... Story of your life, really??!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:49pm
  • definitely havent seen those in new york. hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 6:05. that has got to be the BEST story i have EVER heard. good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:06am
  • We have one on every corner.

    Submitted by jlkings85 on May 3, 12 at 10:58pm
  • No - not all states - only really hick ones - there's one outside of billings montana... it is pretty funny; my friend has one of their shirts... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:24pm
  • they have one in Iowa City! hahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:30pm
  • iowa has a million of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:27pm
  • This is old news. Pump N Munch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:13am
  • Oklahoma has em too. I laugh at em every time. Also "kumho" on tires haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:37pm
  • We have a couple in MN too. Also, saw a shirt on a large girl with the logo on it. Saw it as a bit more of an invitation than an advertisement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:17am
  • yeahh pretty sure those are basically everywhere...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:13pm
  • i might move from PA just to be able to go to that gas station.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Kum and Go also referred to as "Splooge and Split"

    Submitted by laxxamillion on Aug 8, 10 at 7:10am
  • Wow I can't believe how many people didn't know about kum n go... Go Iowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:00pm
  • dude the guy that owns kum and go came to our school and he is def a perv! he sent all of us cheerleaders to camp cuz he liked us so much lol. CREEEEEEEPER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:28am
  • they have those all over the mid west. there are some in norther colorado and wyoming. one of the reasons why i go to the university of wyoming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:19pm
  • or as it's more fondly known, "ejaculate and evacuate"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Jerk and Squirt... I almost wish I wasn't from Iowa now, as it seems the 'first kum & go sighting' is such a big deal for all these folks. I feel like I was robbed of the shock value by growing up with one right down the road..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:57pm
  • never hear of the kum and go. I live in md. might have to move to one of those states so I can say "turn left at the kum and go" when I'm giving my parents directions on how to get to my house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:44pm
  • lmao. I saw that!!(: We got pictures(: We were with are grandma lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:03am
  • We saw one in Arkansas or Missouri that was right next to a place called "Monkey Business"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:49pm
  • kum & go sucks, quik trip is where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • There's one right down the road from college

    Submitted by LittleLadybug on Dec 2, 11 at 2:45pm
  • Ditto on Iowa....... they took over all of our 7/11 stores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:21pm
  • i thought kum & gos were everywhere! we have them like every couple of blocks in iowa...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Also have them in Nebraska!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:04am
  • i live in ARKANSAS and have never seen one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:55pm
  • I met an Arab last night that said his family owned the Kum and Go! He kept talking to me in herbrew and spanish and kept calling me loca! What a freak I went back to his apartment and I think he met his girlfriend out in the parking lot with me at his place WTF DOUCHE BAG I was trashed what can I say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:21pm
  • That shit is all over IA

    Submitted by fuckoff on Apr 2, 10 at 10:16am
  • Kum has invaded the south....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:14am
  • Lol I live in Arkansas and there's about 8 kum and gos in my town!! They even sell t shirts!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:43am
  • Theres a Kum && Go everywhere ya turn here in Jonesboro.. Ask for directions && they will tell ya go down by the Kum && Go && turn beside it.. Ya go in the direction they pointed ya && see a Kum && Go to the left.. Look to ya right .. Theres another Kum && Go.. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:39am
  • missouri, too, as mentioned. better than that is their slogan, "we go all out"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Aahaa that's like 5 miles away from where I live

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:51am
  • oklahoma has em too. the condom dispenser has banana split flavored condoms. FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:42am
  • Hometown! Gotta love Arkansas!

    Submitted by caseymc on Apr 17, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Montana also.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:04pm
  • i like to refer to is as jiz and split.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:25am
  • Haha yea I live in Fayetteville and there's one close to tontitown I believe. Never been to it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Duh there almost everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Yes, I live in Arkansas and the gas stations are a very classy joint. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:19am
  • the toot n' moo! oh shit! they have fucking amazing food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:37pm
  • They have them in Colorado too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Eastern Iowa doesn't have Kum and Go's...I think the only one i've seen here was around Des Moines. Sadly i'm now in Arkansas so i see them all the time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:34am
  • 3:28 you are full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:13am
  • yea...and have you seen our live bait vending machines? i eefin love it here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:14pm