i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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yep ive done that, my sympathies
No you are the only one
instead they have a "shut the fuck up little troll who is trying to be funny on the internet and is miserably failing" website.
you are not alone
If it's just the screen, you can buy another one on eBay and replace it yourself. It's not hard, you just need some screwdrivers and probably an anti-static strap.
I highly doubt it. By the sound of that text, I dont believe the OP can wipe its own ass without getting shit everywhere. Let alone use hand tools.
This is not remotely funny. Nor was it sent last night.
probably 90% of the texts on this site weren't sent last night.
No, they definitely aren't the only one. Did that to mine. This is definitely funny if it's happened to you.
Same thing happened to me but I threw up in it instead
@2:36 who uses the word unless they're 12 and talking about dragons and fairies? you must be the only one...
If your parents bought the complete care warranty, they never have to know. Just call Dell up and they'll come to your dorm in a day or two to fix it. And if you fix it yourself, you don't need an anti-static strap unless you love wearing wool sweaters and have shag carpet.
if you're worried about what your parents are gonna say.. you shouldn't b drinking
Kid that still lives with his parents drinking a whole bottle of rum? Anyone drinking a whole bottle of rum? Hmm..