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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 28, 10 at 3:56pm

    And I've decided that the scratch-off lottery ticket I got in one of my Christmas cards had the correct numbers on it. Congratulations to both of us! Yay!

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      Submitted by Tweaker375 on Dec 28, 10 at 8:46pm

      Awesome

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 30, 10 at 12:31am

      I've decided that the third girl I slept with will eventually give birth to my older brother.

  • Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:14pm

    If only life actually worked that way. Sorry dear, the guy that banged you in the back of his hatchback is the guy you lost your virginity to.

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      Submitted by Nova_Girl on Dec 28, 10 at 9:52pm

      I drive a hatchback ;)

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        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 2:20pm

        thanks for the head up :D

  • Submitted by jaytkabb on Dec 28, 10 at 4:42pm

    "...and the six dudes I fucked before those three don't count because they were ugly."\nGotta love the fuzzy whore-math.

  • Submitted by Durazo on Dec 28, 10 at 5:46pm

    Maybe the first two were too small to make her lose her virginity.

  • Submitted by el7tw on Dec 28, 10 at 9:02pm

    I only count it if it lasted longer than 10 minutes. So same to me girl

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 29, 10 at 12:17pm

      That's actually a good point. Does it count if the girl doesn't get off or if the guy lasts 4 minutes? I dated a boy who ended up only lasting 4 minutes in bed and I feel like he didn't even count.

  • Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 28, 10 at 4:44pm

    Sleeping with people: you're doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:16pm

    Hi, this is reality, sorry to disturb you but you need to wake up from your dream land now and remember to make better choices in the future.

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    Submitted by sexybabe633 on Dec 29, 10 at 5:02am

    Wow ur a dumb bitch

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    Submitted by formerbonger on Jan 3, 11 at 7:12am

    Wow Brazoria County! Wow!

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    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 8:17pm

    i only count the major ones

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    Submitted by ayooo on Dec 28, 10 at 11:15pm

    doesn't count if you were drunk

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    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 5, 11 at 8:43pm

    Oh, college station.

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    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 8:15pm

    true that

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    Submitted by aliaspassword on Dec 29, 10 at 2:03am

    Scandalis

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    Submitted by cbomblisse on Dec 30, 10 at 7:25pm

    Thanks for stayin' oh so classy, Aggieland..

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    Submitted by Emmy88 on Dec 29, 10 at 12:46am

    I'm Sorry but I don't think it works that way, I've heard third time is the charm but unfortunately we all have to start somewhere. On the brightsife i'm sure the first two thought you were just as bad as your accusing them of being!

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    Submitted by legacyfails on Apr 25, 11 at 5:45pm

    Lol that's how we roll in the 979

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Dec 29, 10 at 9:31am

    Wow, you are good! I still haven't picked which guy I think I lost my virginity to... Hmmmm

  • Submitted by AliasMe on Dec 29, 10 at 1:14am

    That's like the girl I knew who slept with three "well hung black guys" (her words) and said she still considered herself a virgin because he didn't get off. Gross.

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    Submitted by LivenTheDreem on Jan 1, 11 at 8:48pm

    It's your story,tell it how ya wanna!

  • Submitted by bankdis on Dec 29, 10 at 2:39am

    Maybe she couldnt remember who it was amd the third one wasnt to short or too long but just right yahmean.

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    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Dec 30, 10 at 1:59am

    No, no he isn't.

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    Submitted by aliaspassword on Dec 29, 10 at 2:37am

    Sorry scandalous!

  • Submitted by Nova_Girl on Dec 28, 10 at 9:54pm

    I sometime forget about the guy I lost it to, we dated for a year and he was a compleat d bag. I always say I lost it to my bf now, (we have been together for 6 years now)