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  • And I've decided that the scratch-off lottery ticket I got in one of my Christmas cards had the correct numbers on it. Congratulations to both of us! Yay!

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 28, 10 at 3:56pm
  • If only life actually worked that way. Sorry dear, the guy that banged you in the back of his hatchback is the guy you lost your virginity to.

    Submitted by JitsJitsJits89 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:14pm
  • "...and the six dudes I fucked before those three don't count because they were ugly."\nGotta love the fuzzy whore-math.

    Submitted by jaytkabb on Dec 28, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Maybe the first two were too small to make her lose her virginity.

    Submitted by Durazo on Dec 28, 10 at 5:46pm
  • I only count it if it lasted longer than 10 minutes. So same to me girl

    Submitted by el7tw on Dec 28, 10 at 9:02pm
    • That's actually a good point. Does it count if the girl doesn't get off or if the guy lasts 4 minutes? I dated a boy who ended up only lasting 4 minutes in bed and I feel like he didn't even count.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 29, 10 at 12:17pm
  • Sleeping with people: you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 28, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Wow Brazoria County! Wow!

    Submitted by formerbonger on Jan 3, 11 at 7:12am
  • Wow ur a dumb bitch

    Submitted by sexybabe633 on Dec 29, 10 at 5:02am
  • Hi, this is reality, sorry to disturb you but you need to wake up from your dream land now and remember to make better choices in the future.

    Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:16pm
  • i only count the major ones

    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 8:17pm
  • doesn't count if you were drunk

    Submitted by ayooo on Dec 28, 10 at 11:15pm
  • Scandalis

    Submitted by aliaspassword on Dec 29, 10 at 2:03am
  • true that

    Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Wow, you are good! I still haven't picked which guy I think I lost my virginity to... Hmmmm

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Dec 29, 10 at 9:31am
  • Thanks for stayin' oh so classy, Aggieland..

    Submitted by cbomblisse on Dec 30, 10 at 7:25pm
  • Oh, college station.

    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 5, 11 at 8:43pm
  • Lol that's how we roll in the 979

    Submitted by legacyfails on Apr 25, 11 at 5:45pm
  • It's your story,tell it how ya wanna!

    Submitted by LivenTheDreem on Jan 1, 11 at 8:48pm
  • Maybe she couldnt remember who it was amd the third one wasnt to short or too long but just right yahmean.

    Submitted by bankdis on Dec 29, 10 at 2:39am
  • That's like the girl I knew who slept with three "well hung black guys" (her words) and said she still considered herself a virgin because he didn't get off. Gross.

    Submitted by AliasMe on Dec 29, 10 at 1:14am
  • I'm Sorry but I don't think it works that way, I've heard third time is the charm but unfortunately we all have to start somewhere. On the brightsife i'm sure the first two thought you were just as bad as your accusing them of being!

    Submitted by Emmy88 on Dec 29, 10 at 12:46am
  • No, no he isn't.

    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Dec 30, 10 at 1:59am
  • Sorry scandalous!

    Submitted by aliaspassword on Dec 29, 10 at 2:37am
  • I sometime forget about the guy I lost it to, we dated for a year and he was a compleat d bag. I always say I lost it to my bf now, (we have been together for 6 years now)

    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Dec 28, 10 at 9:54pm