I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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If only life actually worked that way. Sorry dear, the guy that banged you in the back of his hatchback is the guy you lost your virginity to.
I drive a hatchback ;)
thanks for the head up :D
And I've decided that the scratch-off lottery ticket I got in one of my Christmas cards had the correct numbers on it. Congratulations to both of us! Yay!
I've decided that the third girl I slept with will eventually give birth to my older brother.
"...and the six dudes I fucked before those three don't count because they were ugly."\nGotta love the fuzzy whore-math.
Maybe the first two were too small to make her lose her virginity.
I only count it if it lasted longer than 10 minutes. So same to me girl
That's actually a good point. Does it count if the girl doesn't get off or if the guy lasts 4 minutes? I dated a boy who ended up only lasting 4 minutes in bed and I feel like he didn't even count.
Sleeping with people: you're doing it wrong.
Wow Brazoria County! Wow!
Wow ur a dumb bitch
Hi, this is reality, sorry to disturb you but you need to wake up from your dream land now and remember to make better choices in the future.
i only count the major ones
doesn't count if you were drunk
Wow, you are good! I still haven't picked which guy I think I lost my virginity to... Hmmmm
Thanks for stayin' oh so classy, Aggieland..
Oh, college station.
Lol that's how we roll in the 979
Maybe she couldnt remember who it was amd the third one wasnt to short or too long but just right yahmean.
That's like the girl I knew who slept with three "well hung black guys" (her words) and said she still considered herself a virgin because he didn't get off. Gross.
It's your story,tell it how ya wanna!
I'm Sorry but I don't think it works that way, I've heard third time is the charm but unfortunately we all have to start somewhere. On the brightsife i'm sure the first two thought you were just as bad as your accusing them of being!
No, no he isn't.
I sometime forget about the guy I lost it to, we dated for a year and he was a compleat d bag. I always say I lost it to my bf now, (we have been together for 6 years now)