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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    Ha, like Michael went to heaven.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:46pm

    Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:29am

    this is fucking hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:41pm

    fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:55pm

    He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:35pm

    This was in my schools news paper today lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:22pm

    heaven? i think not...

  • 87 78
    Submitted by jjscantland on Jul 3, 10 at 5:03pm

    hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm

    hahaha finally a good one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:23am

    Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:39pm

    aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)

  • 91 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:47pm

    AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:04pm

    1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself. This is a funny ass text!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:09pm

    9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead

  • 84 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:41am

    This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25pm

    Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:47am

    I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense. Mj's music rules and he is entertaining

  • 88 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:30pm

    WIN

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:17pm

    Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? NÂș one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too. 2. does it really matter?

  • 83 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:30pm

    Haha nassau county ftw!!!

  • 79 79
    Submitted by lalalove143 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:34am

    Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.

  • 87 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:28pm

    516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:28pm

    Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:51pm

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAHAHA

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:11pm

    Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:50am

    He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    because 789!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

  • 84 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:39pm

    omg funniest text i've ever read

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:37pm

    Don't you even start with those fucking preztels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:20am

    @ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:11pm

    this is soooo fucking funny ... buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week. fail attempt at originality, sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:07pm

    I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with. also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:33pm

    rotflmfaololololol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:14pm

    wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:13pm

    Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    Best ttfn in awhile..:)

  • 76 85
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 24, 10 at 10:43am

    Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:01pm

    One of the truly original funny txts!

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:21pm

    HAhahahahahahah poop

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:05am

    Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:45pm

    This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:30am

    It's just a joke 1:03....

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:39pm

    that is the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:42pm

    Was on Twitter last wk.

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 4:19am

    @4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:54pm

    Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:15pm

    THIS. This is grade-A TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:04pm

    Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:00am

    not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:29pm

    Hahahaha outstanding !

  • 71 82
    Submitted by yankeefan4eva25 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:35am

    Funny as hell

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:57pm

    9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick

  • Submitted by ColemanMusic on Feb 27, 10 at 6:09pm

    too soon, but too honest.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:13am

    I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:49pm

    Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

  • 70 82
    Submitted by haydie2374 on May 11, 10 at 1:37am

    omg that's hilarious

  • Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:54pm

    Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:56pm

    i love mj.. that's just wrong..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    What makes you think he's in heaven?

  • 63 70
    Submitted by ohk on May 15, 10 at 4:37am

    This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:13pm

    Built ford tough... -marlon brando

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:30am

    Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:46pm

    Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:55pm

    3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    That's some funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:24pm

    Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:18pm

    omg... story of my life:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:12pm

    Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:13pm

    Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:39am

    @4:55 you're right. it doesn't matter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:16pm

    To soon??? Survey say.....NO And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:10pm

    And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:15pm

    lmao that was too good

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:45pm

    HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:29pm

    Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:48am

    just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:45pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:01am

    Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:15am

    Holy shit As fucked Up As it is that shits hysterical!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:52pm

    Fuck Michael funny shir

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:13pm

    Offensiveness...the best base for humour. That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:45pm

    oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:35am

    I doubt pedophiles go to heaven

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:01pm

    I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply

  • 71 93
    Submitted by TBABY on Apr 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:31pm

    Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 11:56pm

    Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:23pm

    Lol I love it! How funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:22pm

    Lol that was too fuckin funny lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:24pm

    I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:30pm

    If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:47pm

    So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:48am

    Best one I have seen yet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:28pm

    10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:33pm

    Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:56am

    LMAO hahaha. that's great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:28pm

    hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time you're my hero hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:24pm

    Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:29am

    50 year old meat and 5 year old buns

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:36am

    What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:01am

    Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:38pm

    wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:33pm

    "noooo, no that's ignorant"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:27pm

    Asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:59pm

    1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick! 2) ur a megadouche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:42pm

    I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:43pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:43pm

    Fucking funny as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:15am

    I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:45pm

    You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:42pm

    Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:40am

    To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Breezybeauty73 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:45pm

    Holy shit! Ahahaha

  • 49 59
    Submitted by jamieaiken919 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:08am

    Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03pm

    Funny :) I belive he was innocent though

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:47pm

    4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:01pm

    Haha lol pissed my pants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:12pm

    This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by fuzznut2 on Aug 26, 10 at 6:37pm

    Amazing

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:14pm

    take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:51pm

    It's delivery not take out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    I just about cried while laughing when I read this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm

    how is this from last night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:43am

    You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:40pm

    that is really messed up...i love michael

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:32pm

    Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    I really, truly, doubt it 8:15

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:00am

    Omg lolololololololol

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:06am

    With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:44pm

    Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:15pm

    I'm sure he has. Many small ones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:55pm

    Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:47pm

    I love mj too but this is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09pm

    That is hilarious omg

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:32pm

    1:03... Go to Hell...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:56pm

    Tfln has been doin good today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:29pm

    Bless you...that is all

  • 67 99
    Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:20pm

    HAHHA, this text ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:56am

    i love this!!!! ahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:34pm

    8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Jun 26, 10 at 1:41am

    This guy won all over the place.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:14pm

    THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:29am

    By far the most hilarious one ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:01pm

    haha too soon you cold s ice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:54pm

    "RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!" If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by jamieaiken919 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:11am

    **Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:43pm

    Hahahahaha best mj joke evar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:01pm

    lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:02pm

    Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm

    heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:46pm

    Awesome, this is totally epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:44pm

    OMG this is hilarious!!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 6, 10 at 9:44pm

    Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....

  • 51 70
    Submitted by rachellllllll on Aug 1, 10 at 1:02pm

    Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:58pm

    I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:59pm

    Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:44pm

    why was 6 afraid of 7?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:34am

    Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:05am

    the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:55pm

    Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:45pm

    Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:01pm

    Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:34pm

    Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:45pm

    thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:06pm

    That would be delivery...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:26pm

    Ur fucked up beyond belief

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:24am

    Hahaha this is awesome ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:44am

    Bahaha! That's awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:03pm

    Nassau county li son

  • 48 68
    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:25pm

    If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:07pm

    Hahahahahahahahaja

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:41am

    That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in Hell sucking off the children of the corn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:46pm

    There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:28pm

    FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!

  • 47 68
    Submitted by smithn32 on Feb 22, 11 at 11:12am

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:44pm

    Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:13am

    Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:35pm

    Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:47pm

    ...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:55pm

    Lol I got this in a foward earlier today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:03pm

    bahahahaha that was hilarious

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:11am

    Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:12pm

    If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:20pm

    Nassau County, I love you. xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:27pm

    This is from my cousin!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:11pm

    The king of pop can suck a cock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:16pm

    Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:42am

    @ 3:16: Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:59pm

    AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this! :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:41pm

    Finally something funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:03am

    i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:44am

    MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 8, 11 at 12:11am

    Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:25pm

    NICEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:03am

    Ok this is fucking hularious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:45am

    That may be the most funny one I've seen on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:01pm

    Now that is funny right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god

  • 54 87
    Submitted by lucywashere on Jan 30, 10 at 3:12pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:32am

    Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:34pm

    So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:39...not quite dumbass

  • 42 64
    Submitted by dki94 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:13pm

    Hahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:10pm

    Then your an idiot he so friggin did it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:29am

    Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:18pm

    I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:35pm

    F-in awsome, good call

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    Submitted by Tommysalamio on Aug 20, 11 at 1:14am

    Groundhog boy was lost

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:38pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:37pm

    I totally bought the shirt of this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:11am

    eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:36am

    Ouch If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:52pm

    BahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhHHHa

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    Submitted by Felorius on Jul 29, 10 at 5:33pm

    I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:46am

    Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.

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    Submitted by babiigurl23 on May 25, 10 at 7:53pm

    lmaoo :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:35pm

    I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:35pm

    U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:31pm

    Instant classic. Lmfaorofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:56pm

    Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:11am

    Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:50pm

    FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am

    9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.

  • Submitted by Unstoppable on Mar 31, 10 at 4:11am

    That's Fantastic. Ha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:35am

    this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:30pm

    oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:06pm

    To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD -BTK

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    Submitted by Intothemoooon on Mar 27, 11 at 6:04am

    Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:19pm

    this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:49am

    Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:50pm

    why do you think it is lame?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:41pm

    Wait, why is god capitalized?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:40pm

    6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:51pm

    Ha ha ha this is funny shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:07pm

    Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:09pm

    2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:53pm

    Omg lol that's horrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:22pm

    I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:49pm

    What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?

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    Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 18, 10 at 12:18am

    i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:43am

    I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money." Only "God" knows the truth

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    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 28, 11 at 7:17am

    SMH..too soon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:02am

    Haha this made my day!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:51pm

    That shit did look like a doggy bag tho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:16am

    Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:55pm

    Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:19pm

    I got this text the other day! lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:29am

    ahahah agreed with 12:17. And that was the funniest thing I've read today!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:56pm

    Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:50pm

    Hahahahahaha best shit ever

  • Submitted by sircohan on Apr 18, 10 at 11:19pm

    Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:50am

    Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:03am

    Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp. Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:40pm

    5:01 your a bitch get a life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:50pm

    That is fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:40am

    Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:23am

    Cracked me the fuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:51pm

    Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:11am

    THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    This is in extremely bad taste.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:47pm

    True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:08am

    HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:04am

    Oh I get it! French Class!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:42pm

    Oh so good. Haha Best text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:02pm

    5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:48pm

    Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:59pm

    FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:15pm

    6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:54am

    thats messed up. RIP MJ <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:40pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:11pm

    Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:53pm

    1) how is this even funny? 2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.