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  • haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Ha, like Michael went to heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:46pm
  • this is fucking hilarious!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:29am
  • **Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.

    Submitted by jamieaiken919 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:11am
  • hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!

    Submitted by jjscantland on Jul 3, 10 at 5:03pm
  • This was in my schools news paper today lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:35pm
  • 9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:09pm
  • AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.

    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 24, 10 at 10:43am
  • It's delivery not take out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:51pm
  • hahaha finally a good one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:23am
  • @4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 4:19am
  • Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:54pm
  • fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:41pm
  • To soon??? Survey say.....NO And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:16pm
  • omg that's hilarious

    Submitted by haydie2374 on May 11, 10 at 1:37am
  • Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.

    Submitted by lalalove143 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:34am
  • Funny as hell

    Submitted by yankeefan4eva25 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:35am
  • 9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:12pm
  • I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense. Mj's music rules and he is entertaining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:47am
  • He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:13pm
  • THIS. This is grade-A TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Best ttfn in awhile..:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:34am
  • I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:13am
  • I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:01pm
  • heaven? i think not...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:22pm
  • that is the funniest thing I've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too. 2. does it really matter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm
  • omg funniest text i've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.

    Submitted by jamieaiken919 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:08am
  • Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:01am
  • too soon, but too honest.

    Submitted by ColemanMusic on Feb 27, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:05am
  • Built ford tough... -marlon brando

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:55pm
  • oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25pm
  • not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:00am
  • Hahahaha outstanding !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Haha nassau county ftw!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Fuck Michael funny shir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Ok this is fucking hularious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:03am
  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:51pm
  • that is really messed up...i love michael

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:40pm
  • because 789!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:45pm
  • HAhahahahahahah poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 50 year old meat and 5 year old buns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:29am
  • Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:54pm
  • That's some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:48pm
  • I doubt pedophiles go to heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:35am
  • This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Funny :) I belive he was innocent though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03pm
  • I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:15am
  • lmao that was too good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Holy shit As fucked Up As it is that shits hysterical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:15am
  • 516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:28pm
  • To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:40am
  • omg... story of my life:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:18pm
  • He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:50am
  • Lol I love it! How funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:23pm
  • i love this!!!! ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:56am
  • just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:48am
  • aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:39pm
  • This guy won all over the place.

    Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Jun 26, 10 at 1:41am
  • This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.

    Submitted by ohk on May 15, 10 at 4:37am
  • I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this

    Submitted by TBABY on Apr 24, 10 at 5:57pm
  • What makes you think he's in heaven?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Was on Twitter last wk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaja

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:07pm
  • "noooo, no that's ignorant"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:33pm
  • I love mj too but this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Don't you even start with those fucking preztels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:25pm
  • Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:11am
  • wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:38pm
  • It's just a joke 1:03....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:30am
  • HAHHA, this text ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Fucking funny as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:43pm
  • @4:55 you're right. it doesn't matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:39am
  • FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by smithn32 on Feb 22, 11 at 11:12am
  • rotflmfaololololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:33pm
  • And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 11:56pm
  • WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:42pm
  • I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with. also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:27pm
  • 1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself. This is a funny ass text!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:04pm
  • @ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:20am
  • This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:12pm
  • LMAO hahaha. that's great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:56am
  • Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:44pm
  • thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:45pm
  • This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:41am
  • lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:01pm
  • hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time you're my hero hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I'm sure he has. Many small ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:15pm
  • The king of pop can suck a cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 6, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:01am
  • Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:16pm
  • i love mj.. that's just wrong..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Haha this made my day!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:02am
  • BahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhHHHa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:52pm
  • bahahahaha that was hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:03pm
  • 1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick! 2) ur a megadouche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:59pm
  • THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:14pm
  • wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:14pm
  • 1:03... Go to Hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Bahaha! That's awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:44am
  • Amazing

    Submitted by fuzznut2 on Aug 26, 10 at 6:37pm
  • this is soooo fucking funny ... buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week. fail attempt at originality, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:11pm
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:45pm
  • You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:43am
  • I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Hahaha this is awesome ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:24am
  • Omg lolololololololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:00am
  • Cracked me the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:23am
  • Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:30am
  • Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:13am
  • Groundhog boy was lost

    Submitted by Tommysalamio on Aug 20, 11 at 1:14am
  • Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Haha lol pissed my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:01pm
  • I totally bought the shirt of this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:37pm
  • I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:42pm
  • If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Ouch If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:36am
  • AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this! :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:59pm
  • take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:46pm
  • So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:47pm
  • 10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Bless you...that is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Lol that was too fuckin funny lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Then your an idiot he so friggin did it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:10pm
  • "RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!" If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)

    Submitted by Intothemoooon on Mar 27, 11 at 6:04am
  • lmaoo :D

    Submitted by babiigurl23 on May 25, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:24pm
  • I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.

    Submitted by Felorius on Jul 29, 10 at 5:33pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333

    Submitted by lucywashere on Jan 30, 10 at 3:12pm
  • I got this text the other day! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Holy shit! Ahahaha

    Submitted by Breezybeauty73 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:45pm
  • 5:01 your a bitch get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:40pm
  • heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:41pm
  • heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.

    Submitted by rachellllllll on Aug 1, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Finally something funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:41pm
  • That's Fantastic. Ha.

    Submitted by Unstoppable on Mar 31, 10 at 4:11am
  • HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:32pm
  • ...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:47pm
  • U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Wait, why is god capitalized?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:41pm
  • With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:06am
  • Tfln has been doin good today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:56pm
  • i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:03am
  • I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Now that is funny right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:56pm
  • So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:50am
  • how is this from last night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Hahahahaha best mj joke evar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:43pm
  • That may be the most funny one I've seen on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:45am
  • Lol I got this in a foward earlier today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Nassau County, I love you. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Offensiveness...the best base for humour. That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:13pm
  • One of the truly original funny txts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:01pm
  • I just about cried while laughing when I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:03pm
  • What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:36am
  • If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:12pm
  • I really, truly, doubt it 8:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:41pm
  • OMG this is hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by dki94 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:29am
  • Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • That would be delivery...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Omg lol that's horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:53pm
  • That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in Hell sucking off the children of the corn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:41am
  • FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:50pm
  • That shit did look like a doggy bag tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:29pm
  • I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:58pm
  • hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:51pm
  • this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:35am
  • Nassau county li son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Instant classic. Lmfaorofl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Best one I have seen yet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:48am
  • Ha ha ha this is funny shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:01pm
  • SMH..too soon

    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 28, 11 at 7:17am
  • That is hilarious omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09pm
  • There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:07pm
  • True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!

    Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • That is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:50pm
  • 9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:19pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56pm
  • haha too soon you cold s ice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:01pm
  • i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry

    Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 18, 10 at 12:18am
  • Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Ur fucked up beyond belief

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:26pm
  • 4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:47pm
  • F-in awsome, good call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:35pm
  • NICEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:25pm
  • the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:05am
  • Awesome, this is totally epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:55pm
  • To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:06pm
  • By far the most hilarious one ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:29am
  • why do you think it is lame?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Oh I get it! French Class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:04am
  • Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:46am
  • Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:51pm
  • @ 3:16: Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:42am
  • MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:44am
  • oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Oh so good. Haha Best text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:42pm
  • THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:11am
  • Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:02pm
  • What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Hahahahahaha best shit ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:50pm
  • 6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:16am
  • This is from my cousin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 4:39...not quite dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:09pm
  • Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:32am
  • eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:11am
  • Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp. Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:03am
  • Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.

    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 8, 11 at 12:11am
  • thats messed up. RIP MJ <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:54am
  • why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:44pm
  • HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:08am
  • You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:49am
  • I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money." Only "God" knows the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:43am
  • FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:48pm
  • This is in extremely bad taste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:11am
  • Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ

    Submitted by patriotsman94 on Feb 25, 10 at 12:40am
  • Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.

    Submitted by sircohan on Apr 18, 10 at 11:19pm
  • These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:11pm
  • 5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:02pm
  • ahahah agreed with 12:17. And that was the funniest thing I've read today!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:29am
  • ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 1) how is this even funny? 2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:53pm
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