Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death
Ha, like Michael went to heaven.
Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.
hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!
this is fucking hilarious!!!!
AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again
Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.
**Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.
hahaha finally a good one!
@4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you
It's delivery not take out.
Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.
This was in my schools news paper today lol
9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit
Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.
fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol
omg funniest text i've ever read
Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
Mj's music rules and he is entertaining
1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too.
2. does it really matter?
He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
heaven? i think not...
omg that's hilarious
Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.
Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?
Funny as hell
Hahahaha outstanding !
Haha nassau county ftw!!!
Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick
He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.
too soon, but too honest.
3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too
Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!
Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...
not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.
Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.
omg... story of my life:)
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
As it is that shits hysterical!
oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.
What makes you think he's in heaven?
Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent
this is soooo fucking funny ...
buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week.
fail attempt at originality, sorry.
Best ttfn in awhile..:)
It's just a joke 1:03....
This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.
I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you
aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)
wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.
Was on Twitter last wk.
Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.
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516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)
Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln
Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.
Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.
Fuck Michael funny shir
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
This is a funny ass text!!!
Don't you even start with those fucking preztels
I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply
I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this
Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.
that is really messed up...i love michael
To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!
This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.
I doubt pedophiles go to heaven
@ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent
I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with.
also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.
This guy won all over the place.
HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny
50 year old meat and 5 year old buns
Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!
wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet
This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!
you're right. it doesn't matter.
And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.
"noooo, no that's ignorant"
how is this from last night?
that was too good
"RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!"
If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.
i love mj.. that's just wrong..
Built ford tough...
...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?
If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?
Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
This is grade-A TFLN.
Hahaha this is awesome ;)
Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol
I love mj too but this is hilarious
You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner
Lol I love it! How funny!
1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick!
2) ur a megadouche
HAHHA, this text ftw
1:03... Go to Hell...
Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one
Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol
That's some funny shit
Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....
THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo
Haha this made my day!!
thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven
I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333
10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know
I'm sure he has. Many small ones
Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail
take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.
bahahahaha that was hilarious
I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.
Haha lol pissed my pants
Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?
Now that is funny right there
Bless you...that is all
Holy shit! Ahahaha
Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.
Funny :) I belive he was innocent though
Offensiveness...the best base for humour.
That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.
Cracked me the fuck up
LMAO hahaha. that's great.
This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.
Tfln has been doin good today
OMG this is hilarious!!
Then your an idiot he so friggin did it
Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up
i love this!!!! ahaha
Lol that was too fuckin funny lol
hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day
I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!
So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.
Bahaha! That's awesome!
With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.
Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.
I really, truly, doubt it 8:15
The king of pop can suck a cock
Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)
I just about cried while laughing when I read this.
What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach
I totally bought the shirt of this
5:01 your a bitch get a life
If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.
Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.
I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!
hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
you're my hero hahahaha
Finally something funny
That's Fantastic. Ha.
lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.
Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !
Ok this is fucking hularious
Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!
Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to
Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!
Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell
That would be delivery...
Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
I love this! :]
FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!
Groundhog boy was lost
I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.
U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters
Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!
Best one I have seen yet!
FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)
Instant classic. Lmfaorofl
Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!
Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage
Lol I got this in a foward earlier today
Ha ha ha this is funny shit!
Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.
One of the truly original funny txts!
Hahahahaha best mj joke evar
Nassau county li son
Awesome, this is totally epic.
Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----
If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.
9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.
heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards
What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?
Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!
Fucking funny as hell
Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)
haha too soon you cold s ice
That may be the most funny one I've seen on here
Nassau County, I love you. xD
Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.
I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.
Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha
To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD
4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?
That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in
Hell sucking off the children of the corn.
That is hilarious omg
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.
Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.
That is fucking hilarious
So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.
this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.
the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us
Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!
There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven
Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!
8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did
F-in awsome, good call
2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss
Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard
Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha
I got this text the other day! lol
You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo
Wait, why is god capitalized?
That shit did look like a doggy bag tho
eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.
why do you think it is lame?
4:39...not quite dumbass
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
Oh I get it! French Class!
Ur fucked up beyond belief
Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.
Hahahahahaha best shit ever
Omg lol that's horrible
i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
By far the most hilarious one ever.
Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
Only "God" knows the truth
this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.
Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln
oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!
Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die
This is from my cousin!
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?
Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.
This is in extremely bad taste.
Oh so good. Haha Best text.
HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!
True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something
Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516
5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
ahahah agreed with 12:17.
And that was the funniest thing I've read today!
These pretzels make me thirsty
thats messed up. RIP MJ <3
ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.
Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche
6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being
1) how is this even funny?
2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.