Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death
Ha, like Michael went to heaven.
Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.
this is fucking hilarious!!!!
AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again
hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!
This was in my schools news paper today lol
**Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.
Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.
It's delivery not take out.
hahaha finally a good one!
@4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you
Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.
Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.
fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol
9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
Mj's music rules and he is entertaining
Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.
He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha
Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?
Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.
1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too.
2. does it really matter?
Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...
Best ttfn in awhile..:)
omg funniest text i've ever read
too soon, but too honest.
heaven? i think not...
Hahahaha outstanding !
Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.
I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you
I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
omg that's hilarious
He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves
Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.
3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too
Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!
Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.
Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.
not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.
Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln
Haha nassau county ftw!!!
Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.
that is really messed up...i love michael
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock
This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.
I doubt pedophiles go to heaven
Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.
Funny :) I belive he was innocent though
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
"noooo, no that's ignorant"
aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)
516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)
that was too good
Was on Twitter last wk.
Funny as hell
As it is that shits hysterical!
That's some funny shit
wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.
just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent
This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.
omg... story of my life:)
Built ford tough...
50 year old meat and 5 year old buns
Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.
I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this
I love mj too but this is hilarious
What makes you think he's in heaven?
If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?
Lol I love it! How funny!
It's just a joke 1:03....
This guy won all over the place.
Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol
This is grade-A TFLN.
I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with.
also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.
Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!
HAHHA, this text ftw
this is soooo fucking funny ...
buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week.
fail attempt at originality, sorry.
Don't you even start with those fucking preztels
Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout
Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
This is a funny ass text!!!
This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!
i love this!!!! ahaha
LMAO hahaha. that's great.
And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.
"RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!"
If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.
you're right. it doesn't matter.
Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol
Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333
To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!
Fuck Michael funny shir
@ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent
This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.
I'm sure he has. Many small ones
i love mj.. that's just wrong..
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
Haha this made my day!!
thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven
Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.
Hahaha this is awesome ;)
HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny
Cracked me the fuck up
wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet
Ok this is fucking hularious
1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick!
2) ur a megadouche
THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo
1:03... Go to Hell...
Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail
Haha lol pissed my pants
You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner
The king of pop can suck a cock
I totally bought the shirt of this
I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.
Bahaha! That's awesome!
I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!
Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!
how is this from last night?
Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?
I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!
I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.
Lol that was too fuckin funny lol
Groundhog boy was lost
5:01 your a bitch get a life
I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?
10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know
Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)
take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.
Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up
I love this! :]
Holy shit! Ahahaha
Then your an idiot he so friggin did it
Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo
heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards
Bless you...that is all
Offensiveness...the best base for humour.
That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.
i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.
U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters
Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!
Finally something funny
So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.
Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.
I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.
That's Fantastic. Ha.
Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell
...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?
With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.
FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!
bahahahaha that was hilarious
Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....
hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day
I really, truly, doubt it 8:15
Tfln has been doin good today
Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!
So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?
Now that is funny right there
Instant classic. Lmfaorofl
I just about cried while laughing when I read this.
Wait, why is god capitalized?
One of the truly original funny txts!
What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach
hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
you're my hero hahahaha
That would be delivery...
If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.
Hahahahaha best mj joke evar
lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.
Nassau County, I love you. xD
Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----
Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!
If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.
Fucking funny as hell
OMG this is hilarious!!
Lol I got this in a foward earlier today
Awesome, this is totally epic.
this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.
Best one I have seen yet!
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god
Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)
That may be the most funny one I've seen on here
Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !
4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?
That is hilarious omg
Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha
Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to
Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage
That is fucking hilarious
Ha ha ha this is funny shit!
Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.
Nassau county li son
That shit did look like a doggy bag tho
Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!
this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.
9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.
There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did
2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss
That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in
Hell sucking off the children of the corn.
Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard
True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something
6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.
why do you think it is lame?
heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha
F-in awsome, good call
haha too soon you cold s ice
Ur fucked up beyond belief
To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD
Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out
Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!
Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.
I got this text the other day! lol
Oh I get it! French Class!
Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!
Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516
Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.
Hahahahahaha best shit ever
Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln
Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.
Omg lol that's horrible
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!
What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?
Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ
why was 6 afraid of 7?
eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.
4:39...not quite dumbass
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
This is from my cousin!
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
Only "God" knows the truth
i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry
You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo
HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!
Oh so good. Haha Best text.
Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die
This is in extremely bad taste.
Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?
Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.
By far the most hilarious one ever.
FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche
These pretzels make me thirsty
5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!
6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being
ahahah agreed with 12:17.
And that was the funniest thing I've read today!
thats messed up. RIP MJ <3
1) how is this even funny?
2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.
ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.