Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death
Ha, like Michael went to heaven.
Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.
**Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.
this is fucking hilarious!!!!
It's delivery not take out.
hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!
AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again
Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.
This was in my schools news paper today lol
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.
@4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you
I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply
Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.
Funny as hell
Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick
hahaha finally a good one!
Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.
9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
Mj's music rules and he is entertaining
heaven? i think not...
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.
Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.
1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too.
2. does it really matter?
Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout
Hahahaha outstanding !
Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.
Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?
omg that's hilarious
Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!
Built ford tough...
Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.
Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.
Fucking funny as hell
too soon, but too honest.
Ok this is fucking hularious
that is really messed up...i love michael
He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha
Best ttfn in awhile..:)
Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln
"noooo, no that's ignorant"
fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol
aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)
Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.
Lol I love it! How funny!
Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.
I doubt pedophiles go to heaven
just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent
FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!
Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.
I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you
This is grade-A TFLN.
50 year old meat and 5 year old buns
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
omg funniest text i've ever read
This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.
As it is that shits hysterical!
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!
He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock
Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...
omg... story of my life:)
That's some funny shit
@ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent
oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.
This guy won all over the place.
Haha nassau county ftw!!!
This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.
Fuck Michael funny shir
not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.
And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.
Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!
3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too
Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.
Don't you even start with those fucking preztels
I got this text the other day! lol
I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with.
also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.
This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!
Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333
516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)
What makes you think he's in heaven?
you're right. it doesn't matter.
This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.
that was too good
thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven
I love mj too but this is hilarious
wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.
10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know
HAHHA, this text ftw
I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?
LMAO hahaha. that's great.
1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick!
2) ur a megadouche
Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail
Was on Twitter last wk.
Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol
Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one
The king of pop can suck a cock
THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo
I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
This is a funny ass text!!!
hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
you're my hero hahahaha
this is soooo fucking funny ...
buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week.
fail attempt at originality, sorry.
Cracked me the fuck up
Bahaha! That's awesome!
Funny :) I belive he was innocent though
Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage
I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this
HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny
I'm sure he has. Many small ones
wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet
It's just a joke 1:03....
bahahahaha that was hilarious
Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol
Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.
You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner
i love this!!!! ahaha
Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.
Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!
heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha
Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!
If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?
Hahaha this is awesome ;)
I totally bought the shirt of this
Bless you...that is all
That's Fantastic. Ha.
Haha lol pissed my pants
Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!
lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.
Offensiveness...the best base for humour.
That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.
i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.
Ha ha ha this is funny shit!
i love mj.. that's just wrong..
I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!
If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.
Haha this made my day!!
Lol that was too fuckin funny lol
Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up
I love this! :]
Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)
So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.
I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.
heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards
"RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!"
If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.
If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.
Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?
1:03... Go to Hell...
I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!
Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo
With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.
Finally something funny
Holy shit! Ahahaha
Instant classic. Lmfaorofl
Then your an idiot he so friggin did it
...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?
Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln
Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----
So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?
U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters
Nassau County, I love you. xD
i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry
take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.
this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)
That would be delivery...
5:01 your a bitch get a life
Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)
That may be the most funny one I've seen on here
why do you think it is lame?
Groundhog boy was lost
I just about cried while laughing when I read this.
Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.
Nassau county li son
Hahahahaha best mj joke evar
how is this from last night?
Lol I got this in a foward earlier today
I really, truly, doubt it 8:15
By far the most hilarious one ever.
9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.
Wait, why is god capitalized?
That is hilarious omg
F-in awsome, good call
Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha
Now that is funny right there
Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.
OMG this is hilarious!!
Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out
I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.
Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!
Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to
Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!
That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in
Hell sucking off the children of the corn.
Best one I have seen yet!
There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven
Ur fucked up beyond belief
True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something
That is fucking hilarious
Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.
Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516
Tfln has been doin good today
What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?
Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard
This is from my cousin!
That shit did look like a doggy bag tho
Awesome, this is totally epic.
One of the truly original funny txts!
hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
Omg lol that's horrible
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
Oh I get it! French Class!
Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.
What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach
eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
Hahahahahaha best shit ever
To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD
oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!
Oh so good. Haha Best text.
Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !
the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us
this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.
Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.
Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.
6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.
why was 6 afraid of 7?
4:39...not quite dumbass
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?
2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss
8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did
haha too soon you cold s ice
Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god
This is in extremely bad taste.
These pretzels make me thirsty
HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!
Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche
Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?
FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
Only "God" knows the truth
thats messed up. RIP MJ <3
Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ
Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die
You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo
5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!
ahahah agreed with 12:17.
And that was the funniest thing I've read today!
Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.
ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.
6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being
1) how is this even funny?
2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.