Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death
Ha, like Michael went to heaven.
Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.
**Case and trial at the end of my last comment. iPhone cut me off. But the point is still the same. Get your facts right, you fuckheads.
this is fucking hilarious!!!!
This was in my schools news paper today lol
hahaha... Michael Jackson didn't go to heaven! funny tho!
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
Hahaha the funny thing about this is that you actually think Michael jackson went to heaven.
It's delivery not take out.
hahaha finally a good one!
AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again
Be nice to Michael. He never harmed anyone. :'( R.I.P. King.
Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.
@4:37 try using your mind and stop believing what NAMbLA tells you
Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.
Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick
Funny as hell
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout
fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol
omg that's hilarious
Lame. This was sent around as a forward. Not orginal.
Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...
Ok this is fucking hularious
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
Mj's music rules and he is entertaining
9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit
Wow. Just wow. This is not funny, and reading the comments on this makes me really sad.\nMichael was never accused by any child if anything. In both cases, the parents were the ones making the accusations because Michael wouldn't give them money, because he eventually realized they were extorting him. And the reason the first case was settled out of court, is because there was never any evidence found to suggest that he ever harmed a child in any way. There was nothing to base a Cade from, so no trail.
I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you
I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha
Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?
Hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.
Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln
This is grade-A TFLN.
Best ttfn in awhile..:)
1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too.
2. does it really matter?
Built ford tough...
heaven? i think not...
omg funniest text i've ever read
Lmao!!! Soooo fuckin funny.
Lmao! Balloon boys dad is a jackass! Who would make there kid do that?!
Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
too soon, but too honest.
3:56 I bet you enjoyed his cock when you were tweleve too
oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.
Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.
Hahahaha outstanding !
that is really messed up...i love michael
not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.
Fuck Michael funny shir
50 year old meat and 5 year old buns
Haha nassau county ftw!!!
Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock
Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.
That's some funny shit
Fucking funny as hell
aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.
I doubt pedophiles go to heaven
just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent
that was too good
FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!
This guy won all over the place.
As it is that shits hysterical!
To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
What makes you think he's in heaven?
Lol I love it! How funny!
i love this!!!! ahaha
"noooo, no that's ignorant"
516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)
Funny :) I belive he was innocent though
Was on Twitter last wk.
Don't you even start with those fucking preztels
It's just a joke 1:03....
He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves
hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
you're my hero hahahaha
If he was a pedophile, why would he be rewarded with heavenly bliss?
This is ignorant. MJ was an amazing person. He would never have done that.. Try using your small minds to do a little research about the situation instead of swallowing what the media tells you to believe.
I laughed for 3 fucking hours when I saw this
omg... story of my life:)
wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.
Lmao my friend loves mj and hates all those kiddie rumours. I'm gonna save this one for her lol
I love mj too but this is hilarious
HAHHA, this text ftw
you're right. it doesn't matter.
This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.
Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!
lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.
Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage
I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with.
also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.
Man he is already dead and ur still giving him shit .. Classic lol
Mj was a fucking child rapist. All you people who think he was innocent can go to hell with the motherfucking bastard.
And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.
Rule 666: don't make fun of dead peeps. Not cool\nRule 89: M.J. jokes r a free for all\nWhat a conundrum....
This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!
Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.
LMAO hahaha. that's great.
thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven
Hey@4:37 were not swollowing half of what Michael did!!!
@ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
This is a funny ass text!!!
Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one
Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!
I'm sure he has. Many small ones
The king of pop can suck a cock
1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick!
2) ur a megadouche
i love mj.. that's just wrong..
I got this text the other day! lol
Haha this made my day!!
Bahaha! That's awesome!
Woooo balloon boy!!!!!! Woooo
Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln
Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!
1:03... Go to Hell...
this is soooo fucking funny ...
buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week.
fail attempt at originality, sorry.
bahahahaha that was hilarious
Hahaha this is awesome ;)
THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo
heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha
wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet
Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?
I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?
I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.
You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner
I totally bought the shirt of this
If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.
Cracked me the fuck up
I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!
Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up
I love this! :]
Bless you...that is all
Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail
Lol that was too fuckin funny lol
Groundhog boy was lost
take out? you mean delivery, right? ahh, still hilarious.
Then your an idiot he so friggin did it
I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!
Haha lol pissed my pants
So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.
I don't care if it was on twitter, if I wasn't taking a dump right now i would have crapped my pants laughing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. best text ever <333333
If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.
10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know
Ahh 516 repreSENT! Nassau all the waaaaay :)
heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards
5:01 your a bitch get a life
Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.
Tfln has been doin good today
Funniest thing iv ever read, ever.
Wait, why is god capitalized?
Finally something funny
i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.
Holy shit! Ahahaha
...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?
"RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!"
If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.
HahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny
With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.
U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters
Nassau County, I love you. xD
I just about cried while laughing when I read this.
So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?
That's Fantastic. Ha.
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
That may be the most funny one I've seen on here
That shit did look like a doggy bag tho
Mj jokes are fuckin dumb. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them when I was twelve.
Bahahahahahahhahhahahhahahhaha very much so effin epic!!!!!
I really, truly, doubt it 8:15
What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach
I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.
Now that is funny right there
Offensiveness...the best base for humour.
That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.
One of the truly original funny txts!
Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell
Hahahahaha best mj joke evar
Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)
Lol I got this in a foward earlier today
Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
Instant classic. Lmfaorofl
OMG this is hilarious!!
Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !
how is this from last night?
Nassau county li son
Omg lol that's horrible
this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.
That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in
Hell sucking off the children of the corn.
That would be delivery...
Haha this is the only one I've actually laughed out loud to
Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.
True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something
Best one I have seen yet!
Ha ha ha this is funny shit!
FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)
i find this hilarious but i'm also upset that he died...i'm torn...so i'll fill space with "thriller"... "cause it's a thriiler! thriller night!..." i think. lol sorry
hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day
By far the most hilarious one ever.
That is hilarious omg
There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.
Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha
haha too soon you cold s ice
That is fucking hilarious
9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.
8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did
Best MJ JOKE EVER!!!
the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us
Ur fucked up beyond belief
why do you think it is lame?
4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?
F-in awsome, good call
Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.
To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god
Awesome, this is totally epic.
Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516
Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out
oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.
Oh so good. Haha Best text.
Oh I get it! French Class!
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!
What makes you think the child molester went to heaven?
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
Hahahahahaha best shit ever
Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!
This is from my cousin!
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard
4:39...not quite dumbass
eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.
6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.
thats messed up. RIP MJ <3
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Hey I didn't no god offered take out to there? Hell is a punishment.
2:05 WTF he needed a beer break...dumbasss
HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!
Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
Only "God" knows the truth
You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo
Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die
FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
This is in extremely bad taste.
Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?
Ppl need to stop hating on MJ. He made great songs and vids u must admit.
Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche
These pretzels make me thirsty
Fuck u. U don't make fun of MJ
5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!
ahahah agreed with 12:17.
And that was the funniest thing I've read today!
6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being
ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.
1) how is this even funny?
2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.