I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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1:00 dats the truth man! Let's start the "kill the first" club. My hands r itching!!
Amen. God after last night I have no idea how I'm still alive.
Tfln is for the gays
Way to fail at first.
moe.ssena rages are by far life threatening.
I was first at fuckin ur mom n the ass.
1226 genuinly sorry for your friend and the lack of responsibility of the people who were with him. I
Apologize for your loss. But this supposed to be a place to share some laughs.
Oh my god is this the truth. I can relate so hard
315... we were probably drunk together last night.
I'm only partly alive
Oh those native americans. Always planning ahead
This thanksgiving im giving thanks to Jim Boehiem for putting together a team that kicks the shit out of every team they play!!
i went out to dinner with all my relatives thanksgiving morning and went to the bathroom to puke before i joined them. wednesday was fun
I'm your proud to be from your area code!
(OP) right there with ya brother!
These are fucking anonymous... who the fuck cares if you're first?!?!? So sad.
The first guy is gettin so annoying.
This is a surprisingly relevant statement for me and a plethora of other people tonight--an eighteen-year-old high school student died yesterday at one of those infamous "Blackout Wednesday" parties. He fell down a staircase and was left unconscious with a broken neck for five hours before someone called his friend to have him picked up. For those five hours people stepped over and around him, neglecting to call the ambulance so as to avoid a petty minor in possession...
Hmmm then why do we celebrate it on a Thursday ? Would mKs more sense to get wasted Saturday night, then celebrate it the 3rd Sunday of November......get tanked Saturday and have people cook you a bunch of food! Most of which you will barf up anyway! WIN
if that's the case, then everyday is thanksgiving.
Blackout Wednesday, leads to Thanksgiving Thursday. Best hangover food of the year but you're probably hammered by the time bread breaking rolls around. Hope everyone had fun at their neighborhood watering holes having multiple awkward high school run ins
this is such a lame text... like we haven't heard that a hundred times...