I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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Don't hate the tequila. Love and respect the tequila. Yum :)
So did you tuck you cock and balls under while you wore the thong?
You hate tequila. I love Minnesota :D
Stay classy Minneapolis<3
what up MPLS! it's alright if u had a little too much patron at the 90's and woke up back in the closet.
@10:27am: Guy, Girl, Guy.
I don't think I'm dumb. It was a pretty good night if you ask me.
Patron busting a nut in ur ass..
who cares if its a guy or a girl. why would you want the thong back? gross
Woke up sucking dick
Dude! That's WAY TOO MUCH tequila for you,
but it coulda been MUCH WORSE: you might
have awakened in the Village People's closet.
i thought tequila got arrested? man she's a train wreck
You panty wearing sissy
Im embarrassed for Minneapolis.
Hahaha 10:31 that made me laugh