I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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Don't hate the tequila. Love and respect the tequila. Yum :)
@10:27am: Guy, Girl, Guy.
what up MPLS! it's alright if u had a little too much patron at the 90's and woke up back in the closet.
So did you tuck you cock and balls under while you wore the thong?
You hate tequila. I love Minnesota :D
Stay classy Minneapolis<3
who cares if its a guy or a girl. why would you want the thong back? gross
Dude! That's WAY TOO MUCH tequila for you,
but it coulda been MUCH WORSE: you might
have awakened in the Village People's closet.
Woke up sucking dick
I don't think I'm dumb. It was a pretty good night if you ask me.
i thought tequila got arrested? man she's a train wreck
Patron busting a nut in ur ass..
Im embarrassed for Minneapolis.
You panty wearing sissy
Hahaha 10:31 that made me laugh