I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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@10:27am: Guy, Girl, Guy.
Don't hate the tequila. Love and respect the tequila. Yum :)
Woke up sucking dick
what up MPLS! it's alright if u had a little too much patron at the 90's and woke up back in the closet.
Im embarrassed for Minneapolis.
So did you tuck you cock and balls under while you wore the thong?
who cares if its a guy or a girl. why would you want the thong back? gross
You hate tequila. I love Minnesota :D
I don't think I'm dumb. It was a pretty good night if you ask me.
Stay classy Minneapolis<3
Dude! That's WAY TOO MUCH tequila for you,
but it coulda been MUCH WORSE: you might
have awakened in the Village People's closet.
i thought tequila got arrested? man she's a train wreck
Patron busting a nut in ur ass..
You panty wearing sissy
Hahaha 10:31 that made me laugh