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  • 64 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    Drunkenly, it is far too difficult to say ".2" so 2.0 it was. she blew .208 that night. it was a 21st birthday present from the cops since she had a designated driver

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40pm

    To 12:58 Agreed. But then again if this is the same guy i'm thinking about we really shouldn't be suprised

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:34pm

    maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    The cops come to the surf n saddle in del mar in uniform and drink and hang out, you never know

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 11:54am

    i'm not a doctor, but i would like to play one on TV. i googled ld50. am i qualified now?

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:29pm

    There are NO COOL COPS in the 760.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:58pm

    It's akward when you read these texts and you actually know the person...

  • 49 48
    Submitted by heeybrii on Nov 7, 10 at 11:41am

    You'd Definately be dead..

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:30pm

    2.0 is possible if they had just used mouth wash, were chewing alcohol based gum, etc.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:57pm

    Breathalizers dont even go up to 2.0. .45-.50 is usually the max before a blood test is needed

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:00am

    It's not 8% of your blood is alcohol, it's still .08%. But still, 2% is lethal

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:45pm

    "maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them." LMFAO

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:45pm

    You guys are fucking idiots. Quit ruining the humor.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:27pm

    Seriously, it's a drunk text. Are you looking for accuracy? It's the in accuracy that makes it funny (and the cops)!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:03pm

    .2 is nothing if you're an alcoholic and have a higher tolerance for alcohol than most people.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:47am

    Fuck. You all are annoying. who gives a shit. That's a good night. (:

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:34am

    ^ Ditto. I had a friend call us and tell us he blew a 2.3 (also to come pick him up). We had this (slightly drunken) argument at the time, and found out later he meant .23. Common drunken mistake I expect..

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:42am

    Nice pushing your medical education. Totally impressed over here. Go nerd out somewhere else.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:35am

    "maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them." LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:29pm

    my frist dui/first time drinking was a 0.2. never even puked.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:08pm

    760 eh? if its the Bridgeport area of 760 then everybody knows everybody and they'd probably just send you home and tell your parents.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:36pm

    there are some cool cops in encinitas. not so much in carlsbad or oceanside. i think i know this ari.. pretty funny.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:55pm

    all this overanalysis is clearly missing the fact that this guy is smashed

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:04pm

    haha i know this person. and it's true, cops suck in 760

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:23pm

    this was really funny...until i read some of the responses

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    Wow, I'm going to have to drink myself until I blow a 2,000.0 after reading all these comments! Hyster.!

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:43pm

    treated a guy in the hospital... blew a .45 and was coherent :-P

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:58pm

    Exactly. Guess what?! They were ALL drinking, which is why it reads "2.0" not "0.2." 0.2 is good times.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:40am

    not unless ari is mega-fat

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:09am

    hey look, another med student. I'm probably one of a handful who knows what you just said. Most people are like "LD50? is that some sort of video game?"

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:48pm

    there are a lot of cool cops in the 760

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:49am

    um, sadly i'm a college senior (tentatively graduating) who doesn't know what LD50 is, and got bored at the post that attempted to explain it bottom line: if you blow a 2.0 - you deserve a high five (after consciousness is regained, naturally) if you get cops to let you play "who's BAC is higher" as a bday gift - you deserve five dollars. baller.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:54pm

    LD50= the dose of something that will kill 50% of the subjects it is given to. Used only in animal studies. In humans, it's basically a theoretical number since we're not going to kill half of anybody. Usually regarding a chemical or medication.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:22am

    Maybe they made a mistake when they texted that to someone, especially if they were drunk.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 7:27pm

    9:59, math fail

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:59am

    You would still be dead .08 (the legal limit in most us states) means 8% of your blood is alcohol. so a 2.0 means 200%. You would die from a number of things before you could get to 1.0

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:18am

    "where in 760 would any say that the cops were cool?" When the person being pulled over is a Marine ;)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:12pm

    look at me....i know what LD50 means

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:31pm

    .20 is pretty common. Still takes a lotta booze to get there, though.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:58pm

    May 2, 2009 1:45: YOU are the fucking idiot. Quit ruining life. Go fuck a horse.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:51pm

    they were DRUNK ppl, doesnt matter how much they blew

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:51pm

    .2 is possible. had a friend in the hospital drop a .39 (before the stomach pump)

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    ya i swear i know her... and ya you never get a break from the cops on 760

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:33pm

    "Most people are like "LD50? is that some sort of video game?"" Or an awesome rock album!! *yes I'm a nerd and a Mudvayne fan.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:04am

    Yeah I tripped up with my comment. .08 BAC = .08% .2 BAC = .2% 2.0 = 2% LD50 for normal people is .4%, so a 2.0 BAC is still BS.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:00am

    ".08 (the legal limit in most us states) means 8% of your blood is alcohol. so a 2.0 means 200%." No that means that .08% of your blood is alcohol. 8% would yield a .8 BAC. They probably mean a .2, which is still up there on the BS scale, imo.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:16am

    hahaha im curious as to what ari they're speaking of joe luisi

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:05pm

    gotta love the 760 ... though i have never met a chill cop there. stop ruining the humor. who cares if its accurate. i cannot understand why would even come to this site if all you want to do is pick apart every message.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:10pm

    yeah I'm definitely not a med student and I learned LD50 my sophomore year in a basic science class... so don't flatter yourself.. LD50 is something most people know not just med students

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:57am

    Like your Mom's house?

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:20am

    OMG a 760 ROFLFAO! thats my old hood. not all 760 cops are bad. ari too bad there are probably 100 atleast in the 760..... go so-cal. funniest shit i have ever read! the txt and the comments.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:50pm

    I have no idea what "LD50" is. Now I feel really dumb...Thanks.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:39pm

    where in 760 can anybody even read this conversation?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:09pm

    .08 means .08% there is no mathamatical change to percentages. .85 does not mean 85%, .85 means .85%. therefore 2.0 means 2% which is possible.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:04am

    Is it bad that I based my entire evaluation of the argument above about the life threatening percentage of alcohol in your system on a story from Tucker Max?

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:32am

    this was really funny before 40 people commented on it.

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:41pm

    He obviously meant .2 take it easy

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:39pm

    Actually, my mom is dead. Thanks for bringing that up. Obviously you have med-envy.

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:03pm

    Three posts up someone said ROFLFAO. Ha. I hate that.

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:52pm

    im not a doctor or in medical school but i've spent some time in the emergency room. for drunks (not college dudes who think they can take it down) but actual everyday boozin bums on the street, .45 is normal. maybe not coherant, but conscience. i saw a guy in the e.r two weeks ago with a .6 reading and he was still able to answer questions. obviously any normal person would be dead. but not these guys who are out on the curb taking down handles at a time.

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:05am

    is this really an argument? just enjoy the real/fake text. it doesn't even matter.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:07pm

    where in 760 would any say that the cops were cool?

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:13pm

    I learned LD50 when I was in the womb so don't flatter YOURself

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:24am

    I hate when people try to look for the realism in these and can't just enjoy the humor. Just laugh and move on folks.

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:38pm

    I learned LD50 when I was in preschool....so don't flatter YOURself.

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 11:44pm

    it's possible he tried to wash out his mouth with some listerine before the cops got him which would up his breathalyzer

  • 21 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:28pm

    dude, obviously this guy is wasted. don't get pissed about a decimal.

  • 12 39
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 4, 12 at 10:29am

    9:59, you're hilariously stupid and off by a factor of 100.