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  • Drunkenly, it is far too difficult to say ".2" so 2.0 it was. she blew .208 that night. it was a 21st birthday present from the cops since she had a designated driver

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:34pm
  • i'm not a doctor, but i would like to play one on TV. i googled ld50. am i qualified now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 11:54am
  • The cops come to the surf n saddle in del mar in uniform and drink and hang out, you never know

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:10pm
  • There are NO COOL COPS in the 760.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:29pm
  • ^ Ditto. I had a friend call us and tell us he blew a 2.3 (also to come pick him up). We had this (slightly drunken) argument at the time, and found out later he meant .23. Common drunken mistake I expect..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:34am
  • You guys are fucking idiots. Quit ruining the humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Breathalizers dont even go up to 2.0. .45-.50 is usually the max before a blood test is needed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:57pm
  • .2 is possible. had a friend in the hospital drop a .39 (before the stomach pump)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:51pm
  • there are a lot of cool cops in the 760

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:48pm
  • May 2, 2009 1:45: YOU are the fucking idiot. Quit ruining life. Go fuck a horse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:58pm
  • 2.0 is possible if they had just used mouth wash, were chewing alcohol based gum, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:30pm
  • To 12:58 Agreed. But then again if this is the same guy i'm thinking about we really shouldn't be suprised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • "maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them." LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Seriously, it's a drunk text. Are you looking for accuracy? It's the in accuracy that makes it funny (and the cops)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:27pm
  • It's akward when you read these texts and you actually know the person...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:58pm
  • my frist dui/first time drinking was a 0.2. never even puked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:29pm
  • treated a guy in the hospital... blew a .45 and was coherent :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 760 eh? if its the Bridgeport area of 760 then everybody knows everybody and they'd probably just send you home and tell your parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:08pm
  • .20 is pretty common. Still takes a lotta booze to get there, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:31pm
  • hey look, another med student. I'm probably one of a handful who knows what you just said. Most people are like "LD50? is that some sort of video game?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:09am
  • It's not 8% of your blood is alcohol, it's still .08%. But still, 2% is lethal

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:00am
  • haha i know this person. and it's true, cops suck in 760

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:04pm
  • all this overanalysis is clearly missing the fact that this guy is smashed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:55pm
  • LD50= the dose of something that will kill 50% of the subjects it is given to. Used only in animal studies. In humans, it's basically a theoretical number since we're not going to kill half of anybody. Usually regarding a chemical or medication.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Fuck. You all are annoying. who gives a shit. That's a good night. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:47am
  • yeah I'm definitely not a med student and I learned LD50 my sophomore year in a basic science class... so don't flatter yourself.. LD50 is something most people know not just med students

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:10pm
  • .08 means .08% there is no mathamatical change to percentages. .85 does not mean 85%, .85 means .85%. therefore 2.0 means 2% which is possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:09pm
  • ya i swear i know her... and ya you never get a break from the cops on 760

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:00pm
  • OMG a 760 ROFLFAO! thats my old hood. not all 760 cops are bad. ari too bad there are probably 100 atleast in the 760..... go so-cal. funniest shit i have ever read! the txt and the comments.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:20am
  • look at me....i know what LD50 means

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:12pm
  • where in 760 can anybody even read this conversation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:39pm
  • not unless ari is mega-fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:40am
  • there are some cool cops in encinitas. not so much in carlsbad or oceanside. i think i know this ari.. pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:36pm
  • He obviously meant .2 take it easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:41pm
  • I hate when people try to look for the realism in these and can't just enjoy the humor. Just laugh and move on folks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:24am
  • 9:59, math fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 7:27pm
  • um, sadly i'm a college senior (tentatively graduating) who doesn't know what LD50 is, and got bored at the post that attempted to explain it bottom line: if you blow a 2.0 - you deserve a high five (after consciousness is regained, naturally) if you get cops to let you play "who's BAC is higher" as a bday gift - you deserve five dollars. baller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:49am
  • Exactly. Guess what?! They were ALL drinking, which is why it reads "2.0" not "0.2." 0.2 is good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:58pm
  • "Most people are like "LD50? is that some sort of video game?"" Or an awesome rock album!! *yes I'm a nerd and a Mudvayne fan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:33pm
  • .2 is nothing if you're an alcoholic and have a higher tolerance for alcohol than most people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:03pm
  • they were DRUNK ppl, doesnt matter how much they blew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Nice pushing your medical education. Totally impressed over here. Go nerd out somewhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:42am
  • Is it bad that I based my entire evaluation of the argument above about the life threatening percentage of alcohol in your system on a story from Tucker Max?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:04am
  • this was really funny...until i read some of the responses

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:23pm
  • "where in 760 would any say that the cops were cool?" When the person being pulled over is a Marine ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:18am
  • Wow, I'm going to have to drink myself until I blow a 2,000.0 after reading all these comments! Hyster.!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:24pm
  • You would still be dead .08 (the legal limit in most us states) means 8% of your blood is alcohol. so a 2.0 means 200%. You would die from a number of things before you could get to 1.0

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:59am
  • You'd Definately be dead..

    Submitted by heeybrii on Nov 7, 10 at 11:41am
  • ".08 (the legal limit in most us states) means 8% of your blood is alcohol. so a 2.0 means 200%." No that means that .08% of your blood is alcohol. 8% would yield a .8 BAC. They probably mean a .2, which is still up there on the BS scale, imo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:00am
  • Three posts up someone said ROFLFAO. Ha. I hate that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:03pm
  • im not a doctor or in medical school but i've spent some time in the emergency room. for drunks (not college dudes who think they can take it down) but actual everyday boozin bums on the street, .45 is normal. maybe not coherant, but conscience. i saw a guy in the e.r two weeks ago with a .6 reading and he was still able to answer questions. obviously any normal person would be dead. but not these guys who are out on the curb taking down handles at a time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:52pm
  • gotta love the 760 ... though i have never met a chill cop there. stop ruining the humor. who cares if its accurate. i cannot understand why would even come to this site if all you want to do is pick apart every message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:05pm
  • I have no idea what "LD50" is. Now I feel really dumb...Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Like your Mom's house?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:57am
  • where in 760 would any say that the cops were cool?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Yeah I tripped up with my comment. .08 BAC = .08% .2 BAC = .2% 2.0 = 2% LD50 for normal people is .4%, so a 2.0 BAC is still BS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:04am
  • "maybe Ari really did blow 2.0....just not on a bac. No wonder the cops were cool with them." LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:35am
  • I learned LD50 when I was in the womb so don't flatter YOURself

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Maybe they made a mistake when they texted that to someone, especially if they were drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:22am
  • hahaha im curious as to what ari they're speaking of joe luisi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:16am
  • it's possible he tried to wash out his mouth with some listerine before the cops got him which would up his breathalyzer

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 11:44pm
  • is this really an argument? just enjoy the real/fake text. it doesn't even matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:05am
  • 9:59, you're hilariously stupid and off by a factor of 100.

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 4, 12 at 10:29am
  • I learned LD50 when I was in preschool....so don't flatter YOURself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Actually, my mom is dead. Thanks for bringing that up. Obviously you have med-envy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:39pm
  • dude, obviously this guy is wasted. don't get pissed about a decimal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:28pm
  • this was really funny before 40 people commented on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:32am
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