awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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pretty sure this just made my day.
it's too elaborate. has to be fake. but still made me laugh inside
That is ridiculous flamingos love ferrets
this is epic. fake or not. i laughed my ass off. and it is sheer genius
too frickin' larious!!! love it
for everone who thinks this is fake..clearly you have never gotten drunk in mass..THIS IS WHAT WE DOOOOO
This dude is my hero
I laughed so hard, I squealed.
i dont care if its fake or not. I LOVE IT!!!!
i hate texts in this format. and "new low or new high?" "win?" "just [insert something stupid, followed by a question as to whether the act was really that stupid or why it occurred]"
That's funny and I just lost the game
One day I'm gonna get super high and have someone video tape me!!! Bet ya I'll win a million bucks on americas funniest home videos!!!!!
Way. Way. Way too much weed... Wait! Nobody can have too much weed! ;)
Hahahah you're my kind of person
how could you not count them?
HAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH oh god i peed a little when i read this... funniest shit EVER
i want to be wherever this is.
total rip off of far wittier texts about waking up to real estate signs in truck
wow you guys are coooooooolllll.....
Hey fuck u that's actually wat we do in foxboro... We get so drunk that we wake up with flamingos... I think the flamingos are for sum band thing.
508 has joined the game. Diablo's minions of evil grow stronger.
i love you
If only garden gnomes protected you from stupid people. Sigh, a girl can dream.
you sound like my kind of friend
i wish there were more people like you
I started legit laughing
Nerdy attempt at a fake drunk story
generic, tacky formula
"never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun."
And turns you into a retard to boot. Enjoy your idiocy :)
I laughed... so hard... when I saw this.
not generic OR tacky... MASSACHUSETTS.
yeah...but this one doesnt say new low/new high/win....
and its hilarious.
this isnt fake hahah these are my friends and i sadly recognized it was them immediately. and im pretty sure they were both sober.
ha thats funny because this was me, and i dont know you unless you are janie, steve or anna, which you most definitely are not.
funniest thing ive ever read. period.
haha funny as hell. definitely a great night.
yeah, agreed. deff fake.
heeheeheeeeee. I love texts like this one. ^_^
I seriously laughed at this for like 2 hours straight and the laughter continued for the following week every time I thought if it, I wish this would happen to me,
hahahaha <3 Mass! I got drunk at the cape once and went around stealing plastic flamingos from people's front yards
this one is so fake.
Once I went over to someone's house (on the south shore) and there were plastic flamingos all over the yard and a sign left on the door that said "you've been flocked!" It was for some charity thing or something.
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING!
i love it.
i still cant breathe.
Fuck you 1:00!! They were already drunk/high and now ur calling them liars
Sounds to awesome to be true, but if it is, I'm jealous!
i absolutely love this!! lmao ahaahahahaha
so much win going on! haha
hahahah this is so true
love you massholes
Ferrets are evil. EVIL, I tell you!!!!
You are my freakin hero. I love you.
Plastic Flamingos FTW
I dunno, this is kind of silly. I don't buy it
who even wants to get drunk in mass? lammmeee.
WOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FAKE
Give the guy a break ferrets are monsters
Btw your my new hero
hahahaahahahahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ive gotten drunk in mass and exactly 12:21
Ha yea it is some charity thing caz I got flocked once and there was a letter saying that's wat it is and dude that's not the area code for natick... It's foxboro
Sounds vaguely familiar to that goldfish cracker text. Totally fake
wow i need to get me minions to protect me lol
This made me laugh soo hard!
I don't care if it's fake, I still think it's hilarious.
who would count them?
wow shut the fuck up fuck you you litle fake-calling cunts reading the replies always ruin the texts for me enjoy the goddamn thing and go fuck yourselves. great text. love you too. peace.
for everyone saying this is fake, you have clearly never taken shrooms. so believable
Idk who u r, but I really wanna party with ya!
doood. I live in 508, have a flamingo tattoo, and have a pet ferret...this is my fave text EVER
HAHA Clearly all you calling "fake" on this one have never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun.
FUCKING EPIC NIGHT! This is just legendary!
either fake or XTREME lightweights?
i smell "fake" all over this one.
Why must the skeptics try to suck all of the fun out of the world? I laughed. Hard :)
seems fake for some reason
Woohoo Massachusetts!! Where's the sexy girls at
lmfao this is the best thing in the world
personally i'd be more afraid of the plastic flamingos than of ferrets
I swear this shit is funnier at two am lol I'm laughing my ass off
I LOVE CAPE COD hahahahaha
Yup ur my hero now to
wow.. thats .. wow..
Yeah Massachusetts! Represent!!!!!!!
Yah NATICK!!! W00t! haha. so proud.
Way to go kp hockey
Oh my god, I Want this to happen to me, this is so awesome. Best ever
Hahha any one who says fake well here's a fact America has more plastic flamingos then real ones so if u go to a garden store u can prolly purchase 47 plastic flamingos. U r offically my hero
Not fake. 47 may be an exaggeration but my buddy once collected 12 lawn orbs from his neighborhood because he thought they contained the souls of the 12 apostles
This is my favorite TFLN ever!! Lol
still have 45. i tried eating two while drunk last week
I'M DYING HERE
how do you know there were 47 flammingos did you count them