awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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for everone who thinks this is fake..clearly you have never gotten drunk in mass..THIS IS WHAT WE DOOOOO
this is epic. fake or not. i laughed my ass off. and it is sheer genius
hahahah this is so true
love you massholes
That is ridiculous flamingos love ferrets
it's too elaborate. has to be fake. but still made me laugh inside
too frickin' larious!!! love it
That's funny and I just lost the game
This dude is my hero
pretty sure this just made my day.
wow you guys are coooooooolllll.....
not generic OR tacky... MASSACHUSETTS.
i hate texts in this format. and "new low or new high?" "win?" "just [insert something stupid, followed by a question as to whether the act was really that stupid or why it occurred]"
i absolutely love this!! lmao ahaahahahaha
this isnt fake hahah these are my friends and i sadly recognized it was them immediately. and im pretty sure they were both sober.
ha thats funny because this was me, and i dont know you unless you are janie, steve or anna, which you most definitely are not.
I laughed so hard, I squealed.
i dont care if its fake or not. I LOVE IT!!!!
yeah...but this one doesnt say new low/new high/win....
and its hilarious.
how could you not count them?
total rip off of far wittier texts about waking up to real estate signs in truck
Hahahah you're my kind of person
Fuck you 1:00!! They were already drunk/high and now ur calling them liars
508 has joined the game. Diablo's minions of evil grow stronger.
i love you
HAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH oh god i peed a little when i read this... funniest shit EVER
funniest thing ive ever read. period.
One day I'm gonna get super high and have someone video tape me!!! Bet ya I'll win a million bucks on americas funniest home videos!!!!!
heeheeheeeeee. I love texts like this one. ^_^
you sound like my kind of friend
i wish there were more people like you
I laughed... so hard... when I saw this.
Hey fuck u that's actually wat we do in foxboro... We get so drunk that we wake up with flamingos... I think the flamingos are for sum band thing.
I seriously laughed at this for like 2 hours straight and the laughter continued for the following week every time I thought if it, I wish this would happen to me,
hahahaha <3 Mass! I got drunk at the cape once and went around stealing plastic flamingos from people's front yards
Once I went over to someone's house (on the south shore) and there were plastic flamingos all over the yard and a sign left on the door that said "you've been flocked!" It was for some charity thing or something.
Way. Way. Way too much weed... Wait! Nobody can have too much weed! ;)
"never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun."
And turns you into a retard to boot. Enjoy your idiocy :)
I started legit laughing
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING!
i love it.
i still cant breathe.
i want to be wherever this is.
haha funny as hell. definitely a great night.
this one is so fake.
generic, tacky formula
yeah, agreed. deff fake.
Ferrets are evil. EVIL, I tell you!!!!
If only garden gnomes protected you from stupid people. Sigh, a girl can dream.
who even wants to get drunk in mass? lammmeee.
Plastic Flamingos FTW
for everyone saying this is fake, you have clearly never taken shrooms. so believable
hahahaahahahahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ive gotten drunk in mass and exactly 12:21
Nerdy attempt at a fake drunk story
FUCKING EPIC NIGHT! This is just legendary!
This made me laugh soo hard!
I don't care if it's fake, I still think it's hilarious.
Sounds to awesome to be true, but if it is, I'm jealous!
WOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FAKE
Idk who u r, but I really wanna party with ya!
You are my freakin hero. I love you.
Sounds vaguely familiar to that goldfish cracker text. Totally fake
so much win going on! haha
Ha yea it is some charity thing caz I got flocked once and there was a letter saying that's wat it is and dude that's not the area code for natick... It's foxboro
wow shut the fuck up fuck you you litle fake-calling cunts reading the replies always ruin the texts for me enjoy the goddamn thing and go fuck yourselves. great text. love you too. peace.
doood. I live in 508, have a flamingo tattoo, and have a pet ferret...this is my fave text EVER
HAHA Clearly all you calling "fake" on this one have never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun.
I dunno, this is kind of silly. I don't buy it
wow i need to get me minions to protect me lol
Give the guy a break ferrets are monsters
Btw your my new hero
Woohoo Massachusetts!! Where's the sexy girls at
either fake or XTREME lightweights?
seems fake for some reason
Why must the skeptics try to suck all of the fun out of the world? I laughed. Hard :)
who would count them?
i smell "fake" all over this one.
lmfao this is the best thing in the world
I swear this shit is funnier at two am lol I'm laughing my ass off
Yah NATICK!!! W00t! haha. so proud.
personally i'd be more afraid of the plastic flamingos than of ferrets
Not fake. 47 may be an exaggeration but my buddy once collected 12 lawn orbs from his neighborhood because he thought they contained the souls of the 12 apostles
I'M DYING HERE
Yeah Massachusetts! Represent!!!!!!!
Yup ur my hero now to
wow.. thats .. wow..
still have 45. i tried eating two while drunk last week
Oh my god, I Want this to happen to me, this is so awesome. Best ever
Hahha any one who says fake well here's a fact America has more plastic flamingos then real ones so if u go to a garden store u can prolly purchase 47 plastic flamingos. U r offically my hero
I LOVE CAPE COD hahahahaha
Way to go kp hockey
This is my favorite TFLN ever!! Lol
how do you know there were 47 flammingos did you count them
It sounds both pathetic and adorable.