Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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Oh god... What happened to the spoon?
There is (now) no spoon.
This makes a lot of sense. Just think about it.
But did you find the spoon?
Anyone who said this was a good night is dumb. That blood can have a disease in it!!!
I suspect foul play. Leading suspect, his under appreciated cousin the Spork.
I'm here to enquire...about your...SPOOOOONS!
His spoon was too big.