I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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you guys are awesome!
9:31 Or you hook up with girls with flappy assholes. Or perhaps you have such a small dick that it needs no lube. You're right, you probably could get away with just spit.
I use Icy Hot. And super glue around the base of the shaft.
What cracks me up is that some of these people didnt have an issue with the concept of having a penis inserted into their anus, but spitting on it- now that's just gross...
Ahhhh fuck icy hot 10:10...that shit burns and costs like 10 dollars
Jonathan Mascorro has a tiny penis.
my dick is smaller than a hamster.
and i use one spit to take my dick outta my boxers.
9:48, I think he was referring to spit dick for anal.
Windmills don't work that way!!!
EVOO? I love cooking with that.
They do sell Astroglide at Costco. Well, at least they do in Virginia.
1 gallon bottles of silicone lube FTW! That $100 will last you a year at least!
seriously...lube up, boys. It's sooo much better.
10:01 - you're awesome, i want to try anal with you, never done it
just wow 9:31...dumb cocktease or porn slut?
Astroglide sucks. It get all sticky super fast. Spit is the best lube ever. Aside from natural pussy wetness. But I assume you want to lube for anal, in which case, spit is the best. Jenna Jameson swears by it. And I co-sign on that.
I can't believe you posted this here before me! Then again, it may have been the least-gross convo we had this week...
oh god that's so much worse^^^
MY DICK RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE
YOUR DICK GOT TOUCHED BY YOUR UNCLE
I know all the lines, and that is the best one, hands down.
my dick is bigger than jupiter.
and i use a gallon of olive oil just to take my dick outta my boxers.
9:34 wins! All of those things are true I bet!
fill a wading pool with that shit, find a few girls in bikinis and let the wrestling begin (i'm a girl and i've done it)
I know one thing for sure. Chinks should never be allowed to use power tools. No way.
So quality girls don't give head and then let the dick go inside them? Hmm...
9:24, you are either a dumb cocktease who doesn't take it in the ass anyway, or I hook up with awesome porn sluts. Or both. And no I don't just spit on the bitch. You spit on you fingers first and rub it in. God you people are fucking retards.
2:20...uh it's not that it's "gross" it's that it fucking hurts like hell if there isnt lube.
Hahaha, word. Well played sir.
9:14, I imagine you've never had a chance to test that theory.
If a guy tried spit to get it in my ass, I would rip his dick off.
K-Mart has Astro when you are in a bind...
Hahahahahahaha 2:20 Mwa
you could always just substitute astroglide for their 5 gallon jugs of mayo?
Costco does sell astroglide! You have to get it from the pharmacist. For some reason they keep it behind the counter.
I actually like astroglide. Haven't done anal, but it works fan-freaking-tastic for vaginal.
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick, looks like a little kids
My dick,cost a late night fee
Your dick, got the HIV
My dick, bench pressed 350
Your dick, couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
Costco's should sell vaginas, or fleshlights
and the winner isssss 9:34 hahaha
trust, quality girls say no to spit dick.
astroglide is for where ever you need less friction. 2:20 i think they had a problem with people using spit as lube because it can fucking hurt not because its gross. Hot dog down a hall way...
Why would you use astroglide for your pussy? It's an anal lube.
Depends on the application, either "YOU ROCK!", or "Damn! That's nasty!"
lube in bulk, ftw!!
also, as a lady who has actually been accused of being a "whore" i can still say that Wet lube is by far the best for anal. not spit. seriously boys. shell out a few more dollars if you wanna get some great sex.
9:14...i've tried spit for anal...it really doesn't work that well unless you've got a lot of spit...it's way too time consuming...but apparently she didn't believe in lube...thank god my last ex did :)