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  • 9:31 Or you hook up with girls with flappy assholes. Or perhaps you have such a small dick that it needs no lube. You're right, you probably could get away with just spit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:34pm
  • you guys are awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Ahhhh fuck icy hot 10:10...that shit burns and costs like 10 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58pm
  • What cracks me up is that some of these people didnt have an issue with the concept of having a penis inserted into their anus, but spitting on it- now that's just gross...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:20am
  • Windmills don't work that way!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:02am
  • I use Icy Hot. And super glue around the base of the shaft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Jonathan Mascorro has a tiny penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm
  • my dick is smaller than a hamster. and i use one spit to take my dick outta my boxers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:09pm
  • 9:48, I think he was referring to spit dick for anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm
  • They do sell Astroglide at Costco. Well, at least they do in Virginia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:47pm
  • EVOO? I love cooking with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 1 gallon bottles of silicone lube FTW! That $100 will last you a year at least!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:51pm
  • seriously...lube up, boys. It's sooo much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:08pm
  • 10:01 - you're awesome, i want to try anal with you, never done it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:37am
  • just wow 9:31...dumb cocktease or porn slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I can't believe you posted this here before me! Then again, it may have been the least-gross convo we had this week...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:15pm
  • oh god that's so much worse^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:57pm
  • MY DICK RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE YOUR DICK GOT TOUCHED BY YOUR UNCLE I know all the lines, and that is the best one, hands down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Astroglide sucks. It get all sticky super fast. Spit is the best lube ever. Aside from natural pussy wetness. But I assume you want to lube for anal, in which case, spit is the best. Jenna Jameson swears by it. And I co-sign on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:14pm
  • my dick is bigger than jupiter. and i use a gallon of olive oil just to take my dick outta my boxers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm
  • fill a wading pool with that shit, find a few girls in bikinis and let the wrestling begin (i'm a girl and i've done it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:38am
  • So quality girls don't give head and then let the dick go inside them? Hmm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 9:24, you are either a dumb cocktease who doesn't take it in the ass anyway, or I hook up with awesome porn sluts. Or both. And no I don't just spit on the bitch. You spit on you fingers first and rub it in. God you people are fucking retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:31pm
  • I know one thing for sure. Chinks should never be allowed to use power tools. No way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 2:20...uh it's not that it's "gross" it's that it fucking hurts like hell if there isnt lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:31pm
  • 9:34 wins! All of those things are true I bet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Hahahahahahaha 2:20 Mwa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:32am
  • Hahaha, word. Well played sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm
  • 9:14, I imagine you've never had a chance to test that theory. If a guy tried spit to get it in my ass, I would rip his dick off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • K-Mart has Astro when you are in a bind...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:45am
  • Costco does sell astroglide! You have to get it from the pharmacist. For some reason they keep it behind the counter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:54am
  • My dick, bigger than a bridge Your dick, looks like a little kids My dick,cost a late night fee Your dick, got the HIV My dick, bench pressed 350 Your dick, couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:52pm
  • you could always just substitute astroglide for their 5 gallon jugs of mayo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:54pm
  • I actually like astroglide. Haven't done anal, but it works fan-freaking-tastic for vaginal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Costco's should sell vaginas, or fleshlights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23am
  • and the winner isssss 9:34 hahaha trust, quality girls say no to spit dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Depends on the application, either "YOU ROCK!", or "Damn! That's nasty!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Why would you use astroglide for your pussy? It's an anal lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23am
  • astroglide is for where ever you need less friction. 2:20 i think they had a problem with people using spit as lube because it can fucking hurt not because its gross. Hot dog down a hall way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48am
  • lube in bulk, ftw!! also, as a lady who has actually been accused of being a "whore" i can still say that Wet lube is by far the best for anal. not spit. seriously boys. shell out a few more dollars if you wanna get some great sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:01pm
  • 9:14...i've tried spit for anal...it really doesn't work that well unless you've got a lot of spit...it's way too time consuming...but apparently she didn't believe in lube...thank god my last ex did :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:28am
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