I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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9:31 Or you hook up with girls with flappy assholes. Or perhaps you have such a small dick that it needs no lube. You're right, you probably could get away with just spit.
you guys are awesome!
Ahhhh fuck icy hot 10:10...that shit burns and costs like 10 dollars
What cracks me up is that some of these people didnt have an issue with the concept of having a penis inserted into their anus, but spitting on it- now that's just gross...
I use Icy Hot. And super glue around the base of the shaft.
9:48, I think he was referring to spit dick for anal.
Jonathan Mascorro has a tiny penis.
Windmills don't work that way!!!
my dick is smaller than a hamster.
and i use one spit to take my dick outta my boxers.
They do sell Astroglide at Costco. Well, at least they do in Virginia.
EVOO? I love cooking with that.
1 gallon bottles of silicone lube FTW! That $100 will last you a year at least!
seriously...lube up, boys. It's sooo much better.
just wow 9:31...dumb cocktease or porn slut?
10:01 - you're awesome, i want to try anal with you, never done it
Astroglide sucks. It get all sticky super fast. Spit is the best lube ever. Aside from natural pussy wetness. But I assume you want to lube for anal, in which case, spit is the best. Jenna Jameson swears by it. And I co-sign on that.
I can't believe you posted this here before me! Then again, it may have been the least-gross convo we had this week...
oh god that's so much worse^^^
MY DICK RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE
YOUR DICK GOT TOUCHED BY YOUR UNCLE
I know all the lines, and that is the best one, hands down.
my dick is bigger than jupiter.
and i use a gallon of olive oil just to take my dick outta my boxers.
fill a wading pool with that shit, find a few girls in bikinis and let the wrestling begin (i'm a girl and i've done it)
So quality girls don't give head and then let the dick go inside them? Hmm...
9:24, you are either a dumb cocktease who doesn't take it in the ass anyway, or I hook up with awesome porn sluts. Or both. And no I don't just spit on the bitch. You spit on you fingers first and rub it in. God you people are fucking retards.
I know one thing for sure. Chinks should never be allowed to use power tools. No way.
9:34 wins! All of those things are true I bet!
2:20...uh it's not that it's "gross" it's that it fucking hurts like hell if there isnt lube.
Hahahahahahaha 2:20 Mwa
Hahaha, word. Well played sir.
9:14, I imagine you've never had a chance to test that theory.
If a guy tried spit to get it in my ass, I would rip his dick off.
K-Mart has Astro when you are in a bind...
you could always just substitute astroglide for their 5 gallon jugs of mayo?
Costco does sell astroglide! You have to get it from the pharmacist. For some reason they keep it behind the counter.
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick, looks like a little kids
My dick,cost a late night fee
Your dick, got the HIV
My dick, bench pressed 350
Your dick, couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
I actually like astroglide. Haven't done anal, but it works fan-freaking-tastic for vaginal.
Costco's should sell vaginas, or fleshlights
and the winner isssss 9:34 hahaha
trust, quality girls say no to spit dick.
Depends on the application, either "YOU ROCK!", or "Damn! That's nasty!"
astroglide is for where ever you need less friction. 2:20 i think they had a problem with people using spit as lube because it can fucking hurt not because its gross. Hot dog down a hall way...
Why would you use astroglide for your pussy? It's an anal lube.
lube in bulk, ftw!!
also, as a lady who has actually been accused of being a "whore" i can still say that Wet lube is by far the best for anal. not spit. seriously boys. shell out a few more dollars if you wanna get some great sex.
9:14...i've tried spit for anal...it really doesn't work that well unless you've got a lot of spit...it's way too time consuming...but apparently she didn't believe in lube...thank god my last ex did :)