There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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Call me crazy but I'd think that a guy in footie pajamas and a paper crown lurking around a playground would make spotting a pedophile just a *TAD* bit easier...
what is this 'first' thing? who gives a shit?
Everybody is Max. I just want a wild rumpus and a monster pile to sleep in afterward.
I'd beat the shit outta him if he touched any kid while I wa there
6:45, a pedophile is someone who LIKES little kids, not someone with a foot fetish. Hahaha
8.48 Charles Rutherford.
haha that was me, no im not a pedophile. i work with preschoolers and one of their favorite books, aswell as mine, is where the wild things are. havnt seen the movie yet, but i found some footie pjs and wanted to be my hero for hallows eve. i love that book, dis it and die...
I like to slip my 2 inch cock into 4 year old girls' asses while sucking my dogs cock
Hey 7:38 u think u can manage to wipe the tears from your cheek?? Awww this isn't a text frm last night waaaaaaa. Is it Fake too???
7:01...dude...they meant that before the movie made the costumes popular, it would have been easy to say hes a pedophile. but now more non-pedophile people dress that way just because they like the movie. get serious
Hahahaha that is definitely my boyfriend! He was wearing that costume today because he had to turn it in for an art project at college. He is not a pedophile, he works at the child care center that has the playground and was wearing the costume because all the kids there love the book.
5:08 please tell me you aren't serious.
i actually thought of being max for halloween, but im 16. from seattle though haha
6:55 u dare insult quagmire!?
Yeah no shit 6:32! Fucking kids and their myspaces and FB all concerned with being ignorant and popular! Oh yeah thanks dumb college kids for the plague we know and OBAMA! What a fucking lying loser disgrace of a nigpresident
Ummm... You do realize it was a book first right?..
nice try at being funny, 645
Allow me to clarify, now they won't be on to my lusting for children ways. Thanks, Spike Jonze!
Charles Rutherford says L A bitches!
I live 15 minutes from brian peppers.
The book is called Where the Wild Things Are. It is really famous and that is what the movie is based off. He reads the book to the kids all the time and they were really excited when he came to work in his costume today and read them the story.
uhmm this isn't funny.....
i agree with 7:38
Charles Rutherford, believes this man could be the one, the only: Brian Peppers!
THIS ISN'T A TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT, IT IS JUST A TEXT.
Oh I like that...
Why are you talking about kids and books. Pedophiles fix peoples feet
go suck on hitlers dick you fuckin nazi, you racist ass. like you could do a better fuckin job
12:22 Oh shit seriously? Uh. I hope he got a good grade. Sorry I called him a pedophile.
6:45 WTF? A person who likes feet? That's creepy
When I read this... I pictured Steve Martin
12:10 Way to stand up for America and then misspell Halloween. All hail the Queen's English.
Charles Rutherford thinks this man needs the devil Satan knocked out of him.
What do u cal someone who watches pedophiles?
hahaha i took my younger sister to see it, and we saw a dad wearing the costume. he looked very depressed but his son was ecstatic.
Is that someone who loves feet? Why is he watching children? Don't grownups have bigger feet?
haha the mental image is funny
FBI most wanted?
Some guys cold, or just wokeup, watching his grandchild at the playground... Not much of a pedophile.
Charles Rutherford is scared of two words: Brian Peppers.
Always funny when people don´t realize movies are based on freaking OLD books - I already got that read to me when I was a kid (=25 years ago).
Just like that one time when some idiot told me "Did you hear they made a book out of Lord Of The Rings now, too?!!?" >_<
12.22 what fucking book is it, pedobear?
don't know whether this constitutes as a good or bad night. funny, but creepy. there needs to be another button saying 'bad night, good line'.
To 350: Hallows Eve? Where do you fucking live Canada? England? It's Haloween dumbshit