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  • What an ass. Your moms gonna be like where is the birthmark now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:32am
  • You're an asshole. Your poor mom. Also, I can't wait to see what happens when it goes away. Also, seriously, who gives hickeys anymore? The hell. Even all the young teenagers I encounter give each other chlamydia and genital warts as parting gifts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:01am
  • guys, stop the hickey hating. having your neck kissed just feels really good, and hickies CAN be accidental, jeez. as 1:53 said, trying to give a hickey just to give a hickey is lame, but having one isn't necessarily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Fake! No mother would buy that bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18pm
  • So what happens in a couple days when your birthmark is gone? Allllways go for the "curling iron burn!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:37am
  • What the hell does OP mean?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22am
  • 9:32 I AGREE. Your mom is going to notice when your "birthmark" disappears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:16am
  • Hickies are sooo 8th grade if they are on the neck! But when ur older you can find amazing new places to bite and suck... Who doesn't lovep a love bite when undressing the next day???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Tongue the dumper instead of the neck. You'll never get in trouble then!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:50pm
  • But what do you do about bite marks? ehem. ah...yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:42am
  • shame on you and shame on your mom for falling for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:44am
  • Lol that's halarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Wow r u serious

    Submitted by Clari on Dec 5, 10 at 9:52pm
  • The fistt time I got a Vicky my dad called me a Slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:58am
  • 1001 u just topped the txt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45am
  • first--she bought that lame-ass story. second--she cried for an hour? maybe mom was drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Loves... Sometimes hickies on the neck aren't purpose. Just to give one... Just to try and give one just cuz is very middle/high schoolish.. But having one isn't. Kids...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Cutsies, skiekies bosneakies wee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:42am
  • you're such a bitch!! your poor mom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18pm
  • You are a horrible person.

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 16, 11 at 1:53pm
  • Pathetic. I guess op is 13.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:16am
  • Haha I got my mom to believe I got a penny flicked at my neck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Would that be metadouche?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45pm
  • This is the funniest one I've read so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:01pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. I'm proud of you. When it goes away just keep burning yourself with a curling iron, you douche bag. Horrible lie. But nice all the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Hickeys where nobody will ever see them are HOT.... if you catch my drift ;)

    Submitted by fairamar on Oct 6, 10 at 10:21pm
  • well if his mom didn't notice he had a "birthmark" she probably won't notice when it's gone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22pm
  • Dude, why all the hickey hate? OP, you are kind of a terrible person for doing that, but this is still kind of amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:52am
  • Nihilism, actually. You should read more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:23pm
  • 3:19 - Maybe mom was going through menopause.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:23pm
  • I leave bite marks ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:04am
  • Leave it to someone in Roanoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:50am
  • Ur goin to hell for that u know it right? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:34am
  • 11:22 OP means original poster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:38am
  • I agree with 1:53. definitely still get hickeys sometimes, normally don't even remember getting them at all. and they're def not on purpose. no one wants that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Who gives/gets hickies anyways what are you 13.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:52am
  • @2:22 the mom didn't "notice the "birthmark"" before.. because it wasn't there! so i'm sure she'll notice when it's gone. maybe she'll even go through some baby pictures and notice it's never been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:37am
  • woooooah a hickey! I hope you're like 14. Otherwise, I'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45am
  • ahah. i said a drunk person was pinching my neck a bunch of times. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:25am
  • You are a terrible person. Love your mother... I bet she's a milf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:05pm
  • My mom cried because she had never noticed the hickey on my penis --Justin Bieber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:47pm
  • You don't think some dumb bitch had a dumb kid that sent a dumb text, 12:18? I find your faith in humanity amusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16pm
  • Hahahaha, wow! you people that are against hickies that much, your just pathetic, also.. yes hickies are slutty when you can see them, but giving hikies just to give them is fine. Why does it matter if you have hickies or not? My advice, is tell your guy/girl to give you a hicky where noone can see them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:51am
  • if it makes u feel ne better i got in trouble once because my mom saw my birthmark and thought it was a hickey....and it rele was my birthmark

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Oh god that would make me feel awful lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:47pm