I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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You're an asshole. Your poor mom. Also, I can't wait to see what happens when it goes away.
Also, seriously, who gives hickeys anymore? The hell. Even all the young teenagers I encounter give each other chlamydia and genital warts as parting gifts.
What an ass. Your moms gonna be like where is the birthmark now?
Fake! No mother would buy that bullshit.
guys, stop the hickey hating. having your neck kissed just feels really good, and hickies CAN be accidental, jeez. as 1:53 said, trying to give a hickey just to give a hickey is lame, but having one isn't necessarily.
So what happens in a couple days when your birthmark is gone?
Allllways go for the "curling iron burn!"
9:32 I AGREE. Your mom is going to notice when your "birthmark" disappears.
The fistt time I got a Vicky my dad called me a
What the hell does OP mean?!?!
Lol that's halarious
1001 u just topped the txt
Pathetic. I guess op is 13.
Tongue the dumper instead of the neck. You'll never get in trouble then!
Would that be metadouche?
you're such a bitch!! your poor mom!
Wow r u serious
shame on you and shame on your mom for falling for it
This is the funniest one I've read so far.
Hickies are sooo 8th grade if they are on the neck! But when ur older you can find amazing new places to bite and suck... Who doesn't lovep a love bite when undressing the next day???
But what do you do about bite marks?
Loves... Sometimes hickies on the neck aren't purpose. Just to give one... Just to try and give one just cuz is very middle/high schoolish.. But having one isn't. Kids...
Haha I got my mom to believe I got a penny flicked at my neck
You are a horrible person.
Cutsies, skiekies bosneakies wee.
first--she bought that lame-ass story. second--she cried for an hour? maybe mom was drunk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. I'm proud of you. When it goes away just keep burning yourself with a curling iron, you douche bag. Horrible lie. But nice all the same
Nihilism, actually. You should read more.
Dude, why all the hickey hate? OP, you are kind of a terrible person for doing that, but this is still kind of amazing.
well if his mom didn't notice he had a "birthmark" she probably won't notice when it's gone.
Hickeys where nobody will ever see them are HOT.... if you catch my drift ;)
I leave bite marks ;)
3:19 - Maybe mom was going through menopause.
Leave it to someone in Roanoke.
Ur goin to hell for that u know it right? Lol
ahah. i said a drunk person was pinching my neck a bunch of times. :)
11:22 OP means original poster
You are a terrible person. Love your mother... I bet she's a milf
woooooah a hickey! I hope you're like 14. Otherwise, I'm sorry.
Who gives/gets hickies anyways what are you 13.....
My mom cried because she had never noticed the hickey on my penis
the mom didn't "notice the "birthmark"" before..
because it wasn't there!
so i'm sure she'll notice when it's gone. maybe she'll even go through some baby pictures and notice it's never been there.
I agree with 1:53. definitely still get hickeys sometimes, normally don't even remember getting them at all. and they're def not on purpose. no one wants that shit.
Hahahaha, wow! you people that are against hickies that much, your just pathetic, also.. yes hickies are slutty when you can see them, but giving hikies just to give them is fine. Why does it matter if you have hickies or not? My advice, is tell your guy/girl to give you a hicky where noone can see them.
You don't think some dumb bitch had a dumb kid that sent a dumb text, 12:18? I find your faith in humanity amusing.
if it makes u feel ne better i got in trouble once because my mom saw my birthmark and thought it was a hickey....and it rele was my birthmark
Oh god that would make me feel awful lol