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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:01am

    You're an asshole. Your poor mom. Also, I can't wait to see what happens when it goes away. Also, seriously, who gives hickeys anymore? The hell. Even all the young teenagers I encounter give each other chlamydia and genital warts as parting gifts.

  • 92 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:32am

    What an ass. Your moms gonna be like where is the birthmark now?

  • 82 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18pm

    Fake! No mother would buy that bullshit.

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45am

    1001 u just topped the txt

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:37am

    So what happens in a couple days when your birthmark is gone? Allllways go for the "curling iron burn!"

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:46pm

    guys, stop the hickey hating. having your neck kissed just feels really good, and hickies CAN be accidental, jeez. as 1:53 said, trying to give a hickey just to give a hickey is lame, but having one isn't necessarily.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:08pm

    Hickies are sooo 8th grade if they are on the neck! But when ur older you can find amazing new places to bite and suck... Who doesn't lovep a love bite when undressing the next day???

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16pm

    You don't think some dumb bitch had a dumb kid that sent a dumb text, 12:18? I find your faith in humanity amusing.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:44am

    shame on you and shame on your mom for falling for it

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:58am

    The fistt time I got a Vicky my dad called me a Slut.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:04am

    I leave bite marks ;)

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:50pm

    Tongue the dumper instead of the neck. You'll never get in trouble then!

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22am

    What the hell does OP mean?!?!

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:16pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. I'm proud of you. When it goes away just keep burning yourself with a curling iron, you douche bag. Horrible lie. But nice all the same

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:42am

    Cutsies, skiekies bosneakies wee.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45pm

    Would that be metadouche?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:37am

    @2:22 the mom didn't "notice the "birthmark"" before.. because it wasn't there! so i'm sure she'll notice when it's gone. maybe she'll even go through some baby pictures and notice it's never been there.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18pm

    you're such a bitch!! your poor mom!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:52am

    Who gives/gets hickies anyways what are you 13.....

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:01pm

    This is the funniest one I've read so far.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22pm

    well if his mom didn't notice he had a "birthmark" she probably won't notice when it's gone.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:47pm

    My mom cried because she had never noticed the hickey on my penis --Justin Bieber

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:16am

    9:32 I AGREE. Your mom is going to notice when your "birthmark" disappears.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:39pm

    Lol that's halarious

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Clari on Dec 5, 10 at 9:52pm

    Wow r u serious

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:16am

    Pathetic. I guess op is 13.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by fairamar on Oct 6, 10 at 10:21pm

    Hickeys where nobody will ever see them are HOT.... if you catch my drift ;)

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:52am

    Dude, why all the hickey hate? OP, you are kind of a terrible person for doing that, but this is still kind of amazing.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:23pm

    Nihilism, actually. You should read more.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:19pm

    Haha I got my mom to believe I got a penny flicked at my neck

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:50am

    Leave it to someone in Roanoke.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 16, 11 at 1:53pm

    You are a horrible person.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:19pm

    first--she bought that lame-ass story. second--she cried for an hour? maybe mom was drunk.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:38am

    11:22 OP means original poster

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:25am

    ahah. i said a drunk person was pinching my neck a bunch of times. :)

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:34am

    Ur goin to hell for that u know it right? Lol

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:51am

    Hahahaha, wow! you people that are against hickies that much, your just pathetic, also.. yes hickies are slutty when you can see them, but giving hikies just to give them is fine. Why does it matter if you have hickies or not? My advice, is tell your guy/girl to give you a hicky where noone can see them.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:23pm

    3:19 - Maybe mom was going through menopause.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53pm

    Loves... Sometimes hickies on the neck aren't purpose. Just to give one... Just to try and give one just cuz is very middle/high schoolish.. But having one isn't. Kids...

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:05pm

    You are a terrible person. Love your mother... I bet she's a milf

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:45am

    woooooah a hickey! I hope you're like 14. Otherwise, I'm sorry.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:42am

    But what do you do about bite marks? ehem. ah...yeah.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:54pm

    if it makes u feel ne better i got in trouble once because my mom saw my birthmark and thought it was a hickey....and it rele was my birthmark

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:39pm

    I agree with 1:53. definitely still get hickeys sometimes, normally don't even remember getting them at all. and they're def not on purpose. no one wants that shit.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:47pm

    Oh god that would make me feel awful lol