Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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You seven year old cousin might as well have a brass pole in her bedroom. This girl is a future stripper and will bank a million by thirty as long as she doesn't have a drug habit or loser boyfriend.
I'm wondering why you automatically assume the cousin is a girl. Do tell.
It is a girl. I know her and know this text unfortunately. Her mom is a piece of work that married one of her best customers.
He'll die if alcohol poisoning, so no matter.