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  • 96 85
    Submitted by Phys on Sep 17, 10 at 4:08pm

    It's a combination of your dreams wanting to get someone laid in them and still be realistic

  • 94 88
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 18, 10 at 8:01am

    This is a Psychologically twisted version of reverse "Mercy Fuck" ... I shoulda just stopped writing this comment

  • 82 86
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 18, 10 at 2:50am

    Wow lucid cockblocking!

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 6:14pm

    It's an inferiority complex. You think I am better than you (and I am) at getting laid, so it manifests itself in your dreams.

  • Submitted by dirty5thirty on Sep 18, 10 at 1:00am

    I've received this text lol

  • Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 17, 10 at 9:03pm

    your brain hates you... elope with your gentiles

  • Submitted by IrregularMe on Sep 17, 10 at 3:13pm

    Someone has to sleep with your, presumably mildly unattractive, self.

    • Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Sep 17, 10 at 3:44pm

      i think your misinterpreting the meaning here

  • 62 86
    Submitted by craig6578 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:03am

    Only place someone will sleep with them??!

  • Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 9:08am

    That must be ockwurd