You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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"you owe me 10 bucks"
I like that his friends were making bets on whether or not he ended up in jail...not looking for him or anything. That's awesome haha
As above, love the specificity
At the grocery store getting lettuce and tomato.
Probably the most unusual post I have read so far - the specificity is killer
U don't cook bacon u fry it or microwave it
never cook bacon naked! ouch!
hahaha wow. so awesome
Now I'm gonna make some bacon. Anybody want some??
Ouch- hope it didn't splatter. That would really hurt the next day.
cooking: the act of preparing a meal for consumption
3:33- correct me if I am wrong, but I believe frying and microwaving are both methods of cooking.
3:21 wins, btw, 2:26, you like cheese buddy?
6.23 yes. He must have been off his face if he was cooking bacon NAKED