I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
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this doesn't seem like such a huge deal to me? And certainly couldn't require me to be high.
If you're not that great at driving with your knees, I'd say you're going straight into a tree. Or a ditch.
I do this all the time. I have no hands
i always drive with my knee. especially on long roadtrips when my hands get tired of gripping the wheel. no big deal. (then again i have long legs so..) i can switch lanes & turn with my knee too. it doesnt take being high, it takes good driving skills and & excellent reflexes just in case.
and this requires the driver to be high, why?
And there I was, driving down the road with my 3 kids, the roads sure are safe. Errrrrr....... Selfish.
Where are you going in life? Probably right into that tree.
my friend pulled over like 4 times for no real reason, to this day he doesn't remember that moment. haha
All people blazing in their cars use their knees. Its how you smoke a bowl while driving dur
this is fucking hilarious. all of you who said it wasn't a big deal.. try driving with your knees when high
5:51, that's not what your mom said.
i have a clutch LOL even when im not high i cant drive it with my knee
Yuck. One of my M&Ms was a little funky.
8:42 - uhm, no. i too can drive with my knee no problem. but i dont drive high. im not an asshole who does that type of immature shit. love drinking and smoking but i keep that shit responsible. stay off the road while stoned asshole.
i drive with my knees sober. easier to masturbate that way. and i'm a girl.
If you're driving with your knees then I'd say you're going to go allll over the place
i cant drive with my knees, i'm too short :(
it would be a nice talent though. make driving & smoking alot easier.
no where or now here?... because both of them have different meanings.
"i drive with my knees sober. easier to masturbate that way. and i'm a girl." You are my hero!!!
I'm not the greatest "knee driver" but that's mostly bc I don't like to do it when my kid is in the car but I did it all the time back in high school when I was on unpopulated road and I wanted to eat/multitask. It's not easy to eat and change the radio and drink and smoke a cig without using your knee a little...
Ive never been able to correctly drive with my knees. either my knees are too tall or the roads are too curvy
you're going to fuck me, that's where you're going!
please tell me you have a penis?
this isnt interesting. my dad does it all the time
This thread is full of people I hope aren't on the road with me. I rarely drive with one hand, but driving with just your knees is asking for trouble. What happens if your tire blows out? Have fun with that.
4:59 sounds like a toooool
Into a ditch?