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  • 86 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:58am

    Seriously, apparently the kids in NOVA that I know are just slackers. Where are all the cool kids hiding?

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:15am

    The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.' As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:09pm

    everyone who lives in nova calls it nova, unless youre a fucking tard from manassas who thinks they're a part of "northern virginia" but really you aren't

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:42am

    hahahahah nova kids always FTW

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:23am

    10:15 - hysterical!!!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:22am

    dear matthew you need help and stop getting drunk hahahah :)

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:35am

    see even if I'm fucking high as hell seeing or hearing the word dad gets me sober on like .23 seconds

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:56pm

    I know how you feel lol

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:46pm

    6/16 12:35 ----I CONCUR!! but this is still the best one i think i've seen so far. hahah.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:00pm

    3:28 you are correct, that would be the average NOVA kid. jealousys a bitch, eh?

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:18am

    Virgin Mobile already beat you to it...

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:23pm

    haha stay doing blow in mclean that's wussup

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:00am

    Shoulda got an iPhone. There's an app for that;-)

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:57pm

    Fuck nova, and fuck DC.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:33am

    HAHAHAHA LMFAO @ 200

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:31pm

    "The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.' As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'" If only I had someone like you around when I did that. And yes, we do call it NOVA.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:43am

    haha, the fact that this came from NOVA makes absolute sense, where else would a coke-addict-blackberry-owner live?

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:21pm

    My area code!

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:13am

    145 am...we do call it nova dumb bitch....you can't even spell northern right so how are you supposed to say it?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Formulasls on Aug 10, 10 at 9:54pm

    just to say there is an app that does that in the app world

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:00am

    Oh, and Prince William County is the shit, fuck the bull.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    Google offers a feature for this with e-mail and messenger... US NOVA folks are f*ing COOL!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:42am

    I need that feature.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:16pm

    FUCK YOU COKE HEAD!!

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:08am

    iPhone as an app for that

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:02am

    Manassass and the like are full of redneck, backwoods, incestuous retards who never made it out of high school nor received their GED- they can call themselves SOVA, but they should never, ever call themselves NOVA- they should never even step foot up here- they shouldn't even breath the same oxygen as me. Call it what you will- but you are NOT on the same level as me...you drink Pabst for fucks sake!

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:00am

    ha a 801 nice... well son, at this hour I can probably only score a teener

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:28pm

    sounds like some rich coke-snorting blackberry-having suburban DC asshole

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:35am

    Where is this app? I need it

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:00pm

    Woodbridge and Manassas don't count. No one inside the beltway says NoVa.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:01pm

    shutup theres no such thing as "sova," you guys dont even fucking deserve that title. and people from nova definitely do call it nova...

  • 52 70
    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:43am

    Wow read this and though they were talking about the fruit for a second lol

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:55am

    It's "BlackBerrys".

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:49pm

    that sucks. i totally agree...some numbers should be blocked after certain times.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    this doesnt help day partying

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:44pm

    except dumbass, we do refer to northern virginia as nova like 5:09 said youre probably just some stupid hick from manassas, prince william county sucks, yall wanna be nova so bad ;)

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:18am

    Dude. Sorry. Pops cool or you dead?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 15, 10 at 1:36pm

    Which app is this? I could have not been disowned, If only I had it!

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm

    hahah. isnt that the damn truth.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:45am

    Anyone that lives in "NOVA" does not refer to it as NOVA. Tools. Just call it, what it is, Norther Fucking Virginia.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:19pm

    or you could stop doing coke dumb fuck just a thought

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:25am

    except we do call it nova. get over yourself, you live in the 7 fucking 03

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:18pm

    fuck nova, it's all about the 410. blow trees.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:25pm

    ...i started turning off and locking my phone before i started drinking a long time ago...

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:49pm

    OMG i totally thought of that idea forever ago. Like a breathalyzer on ur phone that knows when you've been drinking so you cant drunk dial. or text.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:23pm

    there is a phone that came out in like 2007 in china where you had to be breathalyzed before dialing certain numbers... maybe it didn't make it over here...

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:50pm

    Leave him alone! Id tell my dad i lost my phone that night...

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:17am

    they should do that for every phone >.>

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:02pm

    you just made my day. smiles all round=)

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:01pm

    Iphone finally has it! the best is when his dad replied with a positive.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25am

    Try using substitutes for the key words. Perhaps "pepsi" instead of "coke...

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:25am

    this is not funny its soooooo baddddddddddd...unless your dad doesnt know what blow is. but how could he not?

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:29pm

    ouch that sucks...... but made my day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:34pm

    fuck NOVA... SOVA is SO much better you snobby dbags.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:14pm

    been there done that. dads shouldn't know who is on your "if i was a killer" list.