Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
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see even if I'm fucking high as hell seeing or hearing the word dad gets me sober on like .23 seconds
Seriously, apparently the kids in NOVA that I know are just slackers. Where are all the cool kids hiding?
3:28 you are correct, that would be the average NOVA kid. jealousys a bitch, eh?
6/16 12:35 ----I CONCUR!! but this is still the best one i think i've seen so far. hahah.
you need help and stop getting drunk hahahah
haha, the fact that this came from NOVA makes absolute sense, where else would a coke-addict-blackberry-owner live?
The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.'
As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'
hahahahah nova kids
haha stay doing blow in mclean
everyone who lives in nova calls it nova, unless youre a fucking tard from manassas who thinks they're a part of "northern virginia" but really you aren't
I know how you feel lol
Fuck nova, and fuck DC.
Virgin Mobile already beat you to it...
10:15 - hysterical!!!
HAHAHAHA LMFAO @ 200
145 am...we do call it nova dumb bitch....you can't even spell northern right so how are you supposed to say it?
ha a 801 nice... well son, at this hour I can probably only score a teener
"The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.' As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'"
If only I had someone like you around when I did that.
And yes, we do call it NOVA.
iPhone as an app for that
fuck nova, it's all about the 410.
Shoulda got an iPhone. There's an app for that;-)
Which app is this? I could have not been disowned, If only I had it!
My area code!
Wow read this and though they were talking about the fruit for a second lol
sounds like some rich coke-snorting blackberry-having suburban DC asshole
Try using substitutes for the key words.
Perhaps "pepsi" instead of "coke...
Woodbridge and Manassas don't count. No one inside the beltway says NoVa.
except dumbass, we do refer to northern virginia as nova
like 5:09 said youre probably just some stupid hick from manassas, prince william county sucks, yall wanna be nova so bad ;)
this doesnt help day partying
just to say there is an app that does that in the app world
hahah. isnt that the damn truth.
Anyone that lives in "NOVA" does not refer to it as NOVA. Tools. Just call it, what it is, Norther Fucking Virginia.
that sucks. i totally agree...some numbers should be blocked after certain times.
this is not funny its soooooo baddddddddddd...unless your dad doesnt know what blow is. but how could he not?
shutup theres no such thing as "sova," you guys dont even fucking deserve that title. and people from nova definitely do call it nova...
Where is this app? I need it
FUCK YOU COKE HEAD!!
there is a phone that came out in like 2007 in china where you had to be breathalyzed before dialing certain numbers... maybe it didn't make it over here...
Oh, and Prince William County is the shit, fuck the bull.
or you could stop doing coke dumb fuck
just a thought
Manassass and the like are full of redneck, backwoods, incestuous retards who never made it out of high school nor received their GED- they can call themselves SOVA, but they should never, ever call themselves NOVA- they should never even step foot up here- they shouldn't even breath the same oxygen as me. Call it what you will- but you are NOT on the same level as me...you drink Pabst for fucks sake!
except we do call it nova. get over yourself, you live in the 7 fucking 03
Google offers a feature for this with e-mail and messenger... US NOVA folks are f*ing COOL!
I need that feature.
Iphone finally has it!
the best is when his dad replied with a positive.
Dude. Sorry. Pops cool or you dead?
...i started turning off and locking my phone before i started drinking a long time ago...
you just made my day. smiles all round=)
Leave him alone! Id tell my dad i lost my phone that night...
they should do that for every phone >.>
ouch that sucks...... but made my day!
OMG i totally thought of that idea forever ago. Like a breathalyzer on ur phone that knows when you've been drinking so you cant drunk dial. or text.
been there done that. dads shouldn't know who is on your "if i was a killer" list.
fuck NOVA... SOVA is SO much better you snobby dbags.