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  • 3:28 you are correct, that would be the average NOVA kid. jealousys a bitch, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:00pm
  • 6/16 12:35 ----I CONCUR!! but this is still the best one i think i've seen so far. hahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:46pm
  • see even if I'm fucking high as hell seeing or hearing the word dad gets me sober on like .23 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:35am
  • Seriously, apparently the kids in NOVA that I know are just slackers. Where are all the cool kids hiding?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:58am
  • dear matthew you need help and stop getting drunk hahahah :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:22am
  • haha, the fact that this came from NOVA makes absolute sense, where else would a coke-addict-blackberry-owner live?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:43am
  • The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.' As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:15am
  • hahahahah nova kids always FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:42am
  • haha stay doing blow in mclean that's wussup

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:23pm
  • everyone who lives in nova calls it nova, unless youre a fucking tard from manassas who thinks they're a part of "northern virginia" but really you aren't

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Fuck nova, and fuck DC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:57pm
  • I know how you feel lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Virgin Mobile already beat you to it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:18am
  • 10:15 - hysterical!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:23am
  • HAHAHAHA LMFAO @ 200

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:33am
  • 145 am...we do call it nova dumb bitch....you can't even spell northern right so how are you supposed to say it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:13am
  • "The correct thing to do would've been to send a second text that said 'pops.' As in 'blow pops' not dad 'pops.'" If only I had someone like you around when I did that. And yes, we do call it NOVA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:31pm
  • ha a 801 nice... well son, at this hour I can probably only score a teener

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:00am
  • iPhone as an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:08am
  • fuck nova, it's all about the 410. blow trees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Shoulda got an iPhone. There's an app for that;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:00am
  • hahah. isnt that the damn truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm
  • sounds like some rich coke-snorting blackberry-having suburban DC asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Which app is this? I could have not been disowned, If only I had it!

    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 15, 10 at 1:36pm
  • My area code!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Try using substitutes for the key words. Perhaps "pepsi" instead of "coke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25am
  • Wow read this and though they were talking about the fruit for a second lol

    Submitted by 6666 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:43am
  • except dumbass, we do refer to northern virginia as nova like 5:09 said youre probably just some stupid hick from manassas, prince william county sucks, yall wanna be nova so bad ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:44pm
  • this doesnt help day partying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Woodbridge and Manassas don't count. No one inside the beltway says NoVa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:00pm
  • just to say there is an app that does that in the app world

    Submitted by Formulasls on Aug 10, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Anyone that lives in "NOVA" does not refer to it as NOVA. Tools. Just call it, what it is, Norther Fucking Virginia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:45am
  • this is not funny its soooooo baddddddddddd...unless your dad doesnt know what blow is. but how could he not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:25am
  • that sucks. i totally agree...some numbers should be blocked after certain times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:49pm
  • shutup theres no such thing as "sova," you guys dont even fucking deserve that title. and people from nova definitely do call it nova...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Where is this app? I need it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:35am
  • or you could stop doing coke dumb fuck just a thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:19pm
  • there is a phone that came out in like 2007 in china where you had to be breathalyzed before dialing certain numbers... maybe it didn't make it over here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:23pm
  • It's "BlackBerrys".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:55am
  • Manassass and the like are full of redneck, backwoods, incestuous retards who never made it out of high school nor received their GED- they can call themselves SOVA, but they should never, ever call themselves NOVA- they should never even step foot up here- they shouldn't even breath the same oxygen as me. Call it what you will- but you are NOT on the same level as me...you drink Pabst for fucks sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:02am
  • FUCK YOU COKE HEAD!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Oh, and Prince William County is the shit, fuck the bull.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:00am
  • except we do call it nova. get over yourself, you live in the 7 fucking 03

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:25am
  • Google offers a feature for this with e-mail and messenger... US NOVA folks are f*ing COOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:04pm
  • I need that feature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:42am
  • Iphone finally has it! the best is when his dad replied with a positive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Dude. Sorry. Pops cool or you dead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:18am
  • ...i started turning off and locking my phone before i started drinking a long time ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:25pm
  • you just made my day. smiles all round=)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:02pm
  • they should do that for every phone >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:17am
  • Leave him alone! Id tell my dad i lost my phone that night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:50pm
  • ouch that sucks...... but made my day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:29pm
  • OMG i totally thought of that idea forever ago. Like a breathalyzer on ur phone that knows when you've been drinking so you cant drunk dial. or text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:49pm
  • been there done that. dads shouldn't know who is on your "if i was a killer" list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:14pm
  • fuck NOVA... SOVA is SO much better you snobby dbags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:34pm
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