I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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...so much that you don't have the time to learn how evolution works?
I believe Darwin just punched himself in the balls lying in the grave ...
Oh, this must be that new type of evolution...you know the one that happens after puberty.
Clever shit :D
that would make walking really difficult...
I think his logic is, "Gotta sacrifice for the kids"
maybe its just me, but if i saw a guy with three balls id run the hell away from him. why does this text make it seem like 3 balls are enviable?
I just hit my evolution period, my third testicle is actually ruining my sex life. Heed my warning people, beware the day you hit the evolution.
Three balls are a blessing in disguise girls will fuck you outta sheer curiosity.... I had an ugly fat asshole of a roommate and he pulled more tail than imaginable thanks to the old "just let me see them game "
Congratulations. You wanted to make a joke where the punch line made you seem like a real wheelhouse. Although what you came up with is neither funny or academically respectable, at least you're confident enough to have sent this text. I can only hope that whoever you sent it to shook their head and called you a douche.
It's only worth anything if you would be having that much sex with a normal pair of balls. Otherwise you're bragging about nothing.