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  • Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 25, 10 at 2:31pm

    ...so much that you don't have the time to learn how evolution works?

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 25, 10 at 3:50pm

    I believe Darwin just punched himself in the balls lying in the grave ...

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    Submitted by anon33 on Aug 25, 10 at 4:53pm

    Oh, this must be that new type of evolution...you know the one that happens after puberty.

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    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 25, 10 at 2:23pm

    that would make walking really difficult...

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      Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 25, 10 at 5:07pm

      I think his logic is, "Gotta sacrifice for the kids"

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    Submitted by nyc1990 on Aug 25, 10 at 8:55pm

    maybe its just me, but if i saw a guy with three balls id run the hell away from him. why does this text make it seem like 3 balls are enviable?

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    Submitted by ComradeP on Aug 26, 10 at 1:12am

    It's only worth anything if you would be having that much sex with a normal pair of balls. Otherwise you're bragging about nothing.

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Aug 25, 10 at 9:24pm

    Three balls are a blessing in disguise girls will fuck you outta sheer curiosity.... I had an ugly fat asshole of a roommate and he pulled more tail than imaginable thanks to the old "just let me see them game "

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    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 25, 10 at 5:42pm

    Wha? O.o

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    Submitted by bama5209 on Sep 4, 10 at 7:52am

    Matt head???

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    Submitted by Dr_Phillips on Aug 26, 10 at 1:19am

    I just hit my evolution period, my third testicle is actually ruining my sex life. Heed my warning people, beware the day you hit the evolution.

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    Submitted by harrycarry on Mar 16, 11 at 1:39pm

    Congratulations. You wanted to make a joke where the punch line made you seem like a real wheelhouse. Although what you came up with is neither funny or academically respectable, at least you're confident enough to have sent this text. I can only hope that whoever you sent it to shook their head and called you a douche.

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    Submitted by Ryzaki on Aug 25, 10 at 2:05pm

    Nicee

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 25, 10 at 6:54pm

    skeet skeet

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    Submitted by IcedMango on May 18, 11 at 4:45pm

    Lol Shameless

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    Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 25, 10 at 2:08pm

    First