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  • Yeah, enough with the "you" texts too. Everyone uses that word in their texts. And the word "the". And the word "and". And the word "put". And the word "i". And...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:40am
  • Ah true friends lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:17pm
  • I will pro seed in your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:09pm
  • my girlfriend did this last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:48pm
  • ...beach houses often have kitchens on the top floor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Hello the area code does not mean it is in that AREA.. its called college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:06pm
  • people who call fake are douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I am pro-"seed on your face"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:38pm
  • He could of fell going to his basement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:52am
  • why do you guys all have to be assholes an question everything! this is funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:15am
  • haha.. sounds like something i would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:40am
  • I died well reading this.

    Submitted by danz93 on Feb 3, 12 at 4:12pm
  • BTW its not a fake text I am the receiver and my friend the sender. We were in my house and there are 2 brick steps leading down from my kitchen to my den

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:42am
  • Yeah, I was gonna say...people have basements.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am
  • haha 10:40, only someone that does that would think of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am
  • uncw where you at! haha great shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:58pm
  • i lived in a place that had a kitchen on the 2nd floor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:38pm
  • actually, those of you who think people don't have kitchens upstairs are fucking dumb. seems legit to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I love this text because I'm pretty sure my best friend has done this on several occasions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Hey 11:22, I got something for you. (takes a shit in 11:22's mouth) There ya go, enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:40am
  • 10:40 shaves his back hair and makes dolls out of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am
  • have you guys never heard of acid and mushrooms? nothing else will make you melt ice to make water

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Hahaha anyone that's been on encounter... "YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:42pm
  • You have to live in a basement to be in one or have one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:55am
  • Lmao this sounds like one of my d

    Submitted by cupcakexloser on Dec 10, 11 at 10:48am
  • Hey retards ever thought of a bsemeny couch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:17pm
  • What isn't normal about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:22pm
  • I doubt that. If u live in a basment... Move out of moms house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am
  • whoever thinks kitchens are only on the first floor are retarded. ever been to college?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Most houses in NC don't have basements... That doesn't mean they couldn't have proceeded upstairs to do something, then proceed to fall down the steps. Proceed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:07pm
  • this is hilarious fuck everyone else who thinks its fake....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:18am
  • 12:09, I appreciate the attempted play on words, but that doesn't even make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:26pm
  • That's fuckin awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:14pm
  • NO EFFING PROCEEDED SHIZA. THAT'S FOR FML. LEAVE THAT TO FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:09pm
  • That's awesome!!

    Submitted by ubertmi on Mar 5, 10 at 1:32pm
  • That's incredibly awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:48am
  • I want whatever that person was drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:13pm
  • why the fuck do y'all analyze the shit outta these texts?? just read them, theyre hilarious if you dont look into it like a dumbass. this ones definitely my favorite.. iwanna meet whoever this is hahah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:15pm
  • thats gross 11:01....funny as hell....but gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:04am
  • jeez enough with all the "proceeded" texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:39am
  • For the 353 of yall that did thumbs down, get fucked up for once and then this will make u fall

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:25pm
  • I no this is about my sister Stepha

    Submitted by sallytwococks on Jan 4, 12 at 2:29am
  • lmao this shit rite here niggggaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:03pm
  • people have no humor for this site, its funny...get over it. "wanting water" was great! LOVED THIS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:22pm
  • omg i could not stop laughing at this one lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:33pm
  • as'djlfjg[king'[oiej[fiaoj[povid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:39am
  • You don't know me! I can do what I want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Lol! Laughed my ass off, and woke up my roomate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:04am
  • Its called water^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:14pm
  • THis text just made my day. LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:23pm
  • How do you falldownstairs in this? Kitchens are on the first floor... Stuipd faketext

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am
  • That is fantastic. Good work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:48am
  • Not all kitchens are on the first floor. And basement?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:53pm
  • any one who uss the word 'proceeded' to anything, should be banned. from life, really. then sent to their room for a very long timeout good god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:56pm
  • I think it sounds something a drunk person would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am
  • That guy is awesome

    Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:27am
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