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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:40am

    Yeah, enough with the "you" texts too. Everyone uses that word in their texts. And the word "the". And the word "and". And the word "put". And the word "i". And...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:15am

    why do you guys all have to be assholes an question everything! this is funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:48pm

    my girlfriend did this last night

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:09pm

    I will pro seed in your face

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:21pm

    ...beach houses often have kitchens on the top floor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:58pm

    uncw where you at! haha great shit

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:38pm

    I am pro-"seed on your face"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:06pm

    Hello the area code does not mean it is in that AREA.. its called college

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am

    10:40 shaves his back hair and makes dolls out of it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:38pm

    i lived in a place that had a kitchen on the 2nd floor

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:40am

    haha.. sounds like something i would do

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:32pm

    people who call fake are douchebags.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am

    haha 10:40, only someone that does that would think of it.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:15pm

    whoever thinks kitchens are only on the first floor are retarded. ever been to college?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:42pm

    Hahaha anyone that's been on encounter... "YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:26pm

    12:09, I appreciate the attempted play on words, but that doesn't even make sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:52am

    He could of fell going to his basement

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am

    Yeah, I was gonna say...people have basements.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:17pm

    Ah true friends lol

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:55am

    You have to live in a basement to be in one or have one?

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:07pm

    Most houses in NC don't have basements... That doesn't mean they couldn't have proceeded upstairs to do something, then proceed to fall down the steps. Proceed.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:04am

    Lol! Laughed my ass off, and woke up my roomate.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:03pm

    have you guys never heard of acid and mushrooms? nothing else will make you melt ice to make water

  • 45 44
    Submitted by danz93 on Feb 3, 12 at 4:12pm

    I died well reading this.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:48pm

    I love this text because I'm pretty sure my best friend has done this on several occasions.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    Hey retards ever thought of a bsemeny couch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:40am

    Hey 11:22, I got something for you. (takes a shit in 11:22's mouth) There ya go, enjoy.

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:42am

    BTW its not a fake text I am the receiver and my friend the sender. We were in my house and there are 2 brick steps leading down from my kitchen to my den

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:11pm

    actually, those of you who think people don't have kitchens upstairs are fucking dumb. seems legit to me

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:09pm

    NO EFFING PROCEEDED SHIZA. THAT'S FOR FML. LEAVE THAT TO FML.

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    Submitted by sallytwococks on Jan 4, 12 at 2:29am

    I no this is about my sister Stepha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:39am

    jeez enough with all the "proceeded" texts

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:18am

    this is hilarious fuck everyone else who thinks its fake....

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:48am

    That is fantastic. Good work.

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:03pm

    lmao this shit rite here niggggaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:13pm

    I want whatever that person was drinking

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:22pm

    people have no humor for this site, its funny...get over it. "wanting water" was great! LOVED THIS.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:15pm

    why the fuck do y'all analyze the shit outta these texts?? just read them, theyre hilarious if you dont look into it like a dumbass. this ones definitely my favorite.. iwanna meet whoever this is hahah.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:14pm

    That's fuckin awesome!!

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:04am

    thats gross 11:01....funny as hell....but gross

  • 63 98
    Submitted by ubertmi on Mar 5, 10 at 1:32pm

    That's awesome!!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:39am

    as'djlfjg[king'[oiej[fiaoj[povid

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    Submitted by cupcakexloser on Dec 10, 11 at 10:48am

    Lmao this sounds like one of my d

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:22pm

    What isn't normal about that?

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:33pm

    omg i could not stop laughing at this one lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:14pm

    Its called water^^^^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:23pm

    THis text just made my day. LMAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:25pm

    For the 353 of yall that did thumbs down, get fucked up for once and then this will make u fall

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am

    I doubt that. If u live in a basment... Move out of moms house.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:56pm

    any one who uss the word 'proceeded' to anything, should be banned. from life, really. then sent to their room for a very long timeout good god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am

    How do you falldownstairs in this? Kitchens are on the first floor... Stuipd faketext

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:32pm

    You don't know me! I can do what I want!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:48am

    That's incredibly awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:22am

    I think it sounds something a drunk person would do

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:33pm

    Lol.

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:53pm

    Not all kitchens are on the first floor. And basement?

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    Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:27am

    That guy is awesome