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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:19am

    I actually slapped my friend when I saw him the next morning after he sent me a text like that. He didn't think I'd actually do it. Fucker thought wrong.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:28pm

    i have thought this so many damned times. :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:08pm

    I love the person that responded. I DESPISE text talk. I think everyone who texts in shortened form is a wanker. Yes, I said it, WANKER.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:58am

    this annoys the crap out of me tooooo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:06am

    YES!! eastern nebraska!! way to be.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:55pm

    elizabeth harders???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:59, I'm the same way. I type everything out, use proper grammar and my mother sends my texts like "hi hunni bunni i luv u" and I tell her it makes me want to die. She's a teacher. An ENGLISH teacher.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:56am

    ugh, shortened words are fucking annoying. i totally agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:02am

    hahahahaha why would you ever thing typing like this is a good idea

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:51am

    I generally use proper english while typing a text. With a full keyboard and the blackberry spelling thing that adds the apostraphies and periods it is really easy to do so. I hate it when people shorten the words so much. And to the people who say you can only send 160. There is this thing called multiple sms messages, or maybe just send an mms one(don't tell me you have an iPhone).

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:52am

    HAHAHA i would not be surprised if i knew the person that sent this. & i agree. i can't stand people who shorten their words.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:29pm

    You go girl.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:22am

    seriously hate when this happens. biggest turn off for when someone wants on you. great response. i'll be using it in the near future.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:01pm

    I swear it worse when they text like this: heyyy girll oomggg lastt nightt wwass soooo funn. I hate that too. The word 2morrow kills me because on most phones it requires people to press the same amount of keys.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15am

    I bet the response was: lol sry

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:29am

    my boyfriend texts like that. it makes me want to punch baby seals.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:36am

    I know a girl who does this.... apparently she doesn't realize that it only serves to confirm that she IS, in fact, an idiot.

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    Submitted by NobodysHero on May 17, 10 at 8:32pm

    this guy, dustin from nebraska used to do that to me. annoying as hell lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:59am

    Um...yeah I'm one of the dorks who spell out everything including using proper punctuation....my 65 yr old mother on the other hand.....snds txt tht lk lke ths.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:31pm

    I really hope this is Omaha. If it is, you're making mama proud.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:38pm

    You all are so ignorant. The reason most of us abbreviate texts is because with many phones they only give you 150 character to type what you have to say, its better than sending 2 separate texts.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:47pm

    I taught my mother t9, so now she types full words, but my dad has a blackberry and he shortens EVERYTHING. it's so annoying. 12:16 you're dumb.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:27pm

    5:32 yes. He has the whole dang keyboard thing, and he still won't type anything out. It's so annoying. I have a chocolate and I type EVERYTHING out.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:32pm

    12:47 - don't blackberry phones have a full keyboard on them? D: Also, I am now replying to all shortened texts with this message, damn people, it is not hard to type "to" or "too" instead of 2. Douchewaffles.

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      Submitted by MisterBeefy on Feb 9, 10 at 12:01am

      Thank you for giving me the Douchwaffles. But i will really have to kick the next person who i see do this in the balls/box

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:51pm

    I use correct punctuation and full worlds as well when I text. I hate getting answers with shortened words. Get a full keyboard with your phone and take advantage of it. I hate it when people spell love like luv and say ttyl..... or gtg.... MIDDLE SCHOOLERS TALK LIKE THAT, not adults.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:50pm

    11:59 Proper punctuation? Really?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:44pm

    abbreviated text fucking pisses me off. the reply is epic!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:22pm

    agreed, 7:01 i hate multiple repeating letters in words that clearly do not require them

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:44pm

    fuck yes! man i dont even undersand what the first person was trying to say?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:53pm

    "You'll" is a shortened version of "You will."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:33pm

    Love it! As an English teacher, a part of my soul dies when people abbreviate words ... especially my father, who has a PhD from Princeton!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:26pm

    THANK YOU. my god i hate those people

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:35pm

    wow, apparently i'm not the only one to use proper english while texting while my mother sends texts that sound like a 3 year old wrote them

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:57pm

    Who the fuck in their right mind would live in Nebraska?

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    Submitted by mikescott on Dec 23, 10 at 1:19pm

    reppin 402

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:22am

    haha im the one that shortens txts too.. my friends all get pissed off aswell.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:25pm

    thank you thank you thank you <3<3<3<3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:08am

    You win, all the money.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:33am

    I hate this shit too. I got fired like that, once. I told him it didn't count because he misspelled more than 70% of the message.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:15am

    It's called "text talk" for a reason. <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:47am

    I think I know that guy!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:20pm

    Yawn, fake.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:58am

    Oh my gawd. I fucking love that response. I hate that shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:47pm

    June 1, 2009 4:40PM Couldnt agree more! I'm one of those people that text normal and when people send me texts like that i dont respond. When i speak to them later and they're all like, "why didnt you answer my text" i respond with "in school they taugh us to read WORDS so, ti can only read WORDS not LETTERS. Thats why i didnt answer." LOL. Their faces usually drop and they shut up. ^.^

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:47pm

    My ex is THAT person too! Can't stand it. Use proper English Lil' Wayne!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:25pm

    I fucking hate that shit too. It is so annoying.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:29pm

    Eh- if you're still using a phone that only allows 160 characters to each text, I can see why you would shorten a few words- that's acceptable. However, if you're sending a text as short as the one posted, and you abbreviate it all, that is incredibly annoying!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:24pm

    11:59 - same here. I use apostrophes and all... with T9 it's not like it's HARD to do. My mother's a big fan of shortening words via text, though. Makes me wish I never taught her how to do it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:59am

    12:20, you are fake.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:56am

    hahaha!! the best thing i have ever heard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:35pm

    amen i hate when people text like that. it drives me insane.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:41am

    my sister does this and I tell her that I won't respond until she's less of an idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:55am

    anyone who is anyone. nebraska fuckin rocks the midwest

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:20am

    Punch the MOFO out for me too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:39am

    lmfao, thats phenominal

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:10am

    haha us 402-ers like correct grammar.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:19pm

    some how I think that it may be harder for my brain to process not adding vowels where they should be...rather than to actually spell out words?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08pm

    ^^^^^i'm a fairly visual person, I can't seem to get douchewaffles though

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    I feel like with T9 and stuff, it's actually hard to NOT text full words...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:34pm

    lmfao too hilarious!!!! Should be the standard reply for every message that nobody can decipher

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:11am

    hahaha... fucking beautiful.

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    Submitted by impooping on Mar 31, 10 at 5:56pm

    I fucking hate people who cannot text an entire word. Especially if they have a QWERTY keyboard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:31am

    gah! my phone doesn't even have a full keypad and i still type words out and punctuate correctly. it would piss me off to new extremes, though, to have someone who is fully qualified to use words properly refusing to do so.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:12pm

    LOVE ITTT. it's so true and so annoying hahhha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:30am

    BAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:57pm

    3:01..."E-bonics" made me lol. good work champ.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:22pm

    402!!! awesome post!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:46am

    my dad shortens everything like that when he texts, it's ridiculous. i am a nit pick about texting the full words and proper punctuation lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:08am

    (1-402) may be my soulmate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:42am

    Rock on, Nebraska!! This is freaking irritating. Mostly, if I get a text like that, I stare at it for a few seconds and don't even bother to respond. I've repeated myself so many times!! I'm one of those people that will spell out 'you', 'tomorrow,' etc...LoL - I hate that NO ONE ELSE gives me the same courtesy!! Thank you, UNL

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:32am

    Oh god yes. Amazing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:55pm

    ^5 to slappin the fuck outta ppl for abbreviating EVERYTHING

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:57pm

    Why do I see that and think of Welsh?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:40pm

    @2:38 youre ignorant. this text is a whole lot shorter than 150 characters so clearly the sender wasnt doing it to shorten the text. it makes you seem like an idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:29pm

    I agree with you 11:59, and 12:02, that's shit luck about your mom's texting ability. I'm a known spelling Nazi and people know I won't respond if you can't learn how to type properly. It does not take that long to add the 'y' and the 'o' to you. Awesome response though, I might have to use that one someday!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56am

    This is why we have phones that make it infinitely easier to type our FULL WORDS.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:47am

    I wouldn't be surprised if I know the person who was texting the shortened version. I love living in Eastern Nebraska sometimes. Kudos on being the first actually good post from 402!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:10pm

    hahahahaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:52pm

    EXCELLENT response hahaha

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:21pm

    im clapping right now

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:52pm

    Nebraska! I really hope this is from Omaha. Love, Omaha resident.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:55pm

    12:10 maybe you didn't use them correctly? ;) 1-402 is my hero!! Full of WIN!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:33am

    HAHAHAHAHHAA. Oh how perfect.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:31pm

    3:53. you'll is still an acceptable word that is part of the english language.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:44pm

    haha i HATE when people do that! especially when they only put like 2 letters for a long word and i have absolutely no idea what they said. it's also wicked annoying when people do the whole 'omggggggggggggggggg noooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy' type thing. haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:54pm

    LOFL...I hate it when people do that. Especially for words that don't need it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:02am

    12:10 - Linguistics isn't necessarily concerned with punctuation or even "proper" spelling. BUT, as a linguist... WTF? What kind of linguists ARE they? :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:08pm

    Right?? Since when was it ok to leave out all the fucking vowels and still consider that a word?? I love this OP.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:10am

    i fucking hate this shit. when you text like a retard, it really shows your true intelligent level.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:10pm

    @12:02, your mother calls you hunny bunny? My last two girlfriends both told me off for using apostrophes in texts. They're both linguists!

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    Submitted by That_Guy11 on Sep 5, 11 at 3:00pm

    Lol sumtimes domestic abuse is ok

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:02am

    Lve it so col y nt cum hr

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:16pm

    this sucks and isn't funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:23pm

    ha, i hav a Blackberry which means no T9, so i rarely txt full words unless the phone corrects it into the full word, which happens alot.... ok tht and im normally txting whn i shuldnt and im trying to get caught... like in school, work, etc... so i try to type w/e im saying asap

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:01pm

    Thank you. I hate this whole new english language that the kids have created with all of their texting and IM'ing machines boxes. It's like E-bonics.

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    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:40pm

    Hahaha qwerty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:29pm

    my sister, who has a phone with a full qwerty keyboard, texts like that. makes me want to punch her in the face.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:00pm

    The person who said that is officially my new hero.

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:58am

    i'm glad other people get as upset as i do about this

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    Submitted by chellebell1221 on Jul 27, 11 at 12:17am

    Lmao! I totally know this guy, I used to date him ha ha haha

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 15, 10 at 11:45am

    I feel like that's going to be me someday. Seriously, how is leaving out one letter doing anything but making you look illiterate?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:31am

    i dont abbreviate, but i will end the sentence with a period, or if required a question mark. But yeah, takes way too much time and effort to figure out what they're saying, and its usually a pointless text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:09pm

    Short text is for douches. I hope someone actually got hit in the face for this.