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  • 11:59, I'm the same way. I type everything out, use proper grammar and my mother sends my texts like "hi hunni bunni i luv u" and I tell her it makes me want to die. She's a teacher. An ENGLISH teacher.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:02pm
  • elizabeth harders???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:55pm
  • thank you thank you thank you <3<3<3<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:25pm
  • i have thought this so many damned times. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I actually slapped my friend when I saw him the next morning after he sent me a text like that. He didn't think I'd actually do it. Fucker thought wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:19am
  • this sucks and isn't funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:16pm
  • haha im the one that shortens txts too.. my friends all get pissed off aswell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:22am
  • 11:59 - same here. I use apostrophes and all... with T9 it's not like it's HARD to do. My mother's a big fan of shortening words via text, though. Makes me wish I never taught her how to do it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:24pm
  • ugh, shortened words are fucking annoying. i totally agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:56am
  • some how I think that it may be harder for my brain to process not adding vowels where they should be...rather than to actually spell out words?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:19pm
  • lmfao too hilarious!!!! Should be the standard reply for every message that nobody can decipher

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:34pm
  • 12:10 maybe you didn't use them correctly? ;) 1-402 is my hero!! Full of WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:55pm
  • HAHAHA i would not be surprised if i knew the person that sent this. & i agree. i can't stand people who shorten their words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:52am
  • fuck yes! man i dont even undersand what the first person was trying to say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:44pm
  • My ex is THAT person too! Can't stand it. Use proper English Lil' Wayne!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Short text is for douches. I hope someone actually got hit in the face for this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:09pm
  • I know a girl who does this.... apparently she doesn't realize that it only serves to confirm that she IS, in fact, an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:36am
  • I love the person that responded. I DESPISE text talk. I think everyone who texts in shortened form is a wanker. Yes, I said it, WANKER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Um...yeah I'm one of the dorks who spell out everything including using proper punctuation....my 65 yr old mother on the other hand.....snds txt tht lk lke ths.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:59am
  • I hate this shit too. I got fired like that, once. I told him it didn't count because he misspelled more than 70% of the message.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:33am
  • 12:47 - don't blackberry phones have a full keyboard on them? D: Also, I am now replying to all shortened texts with this message, damn people, it is not hard to type "to" or "too" instead of 2. Douchewaffles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:32pm
    • Thank you for giving me the Douchwaffles. But i will really have to kick the next person who i see do this in the balls/box

      Submitted by MisterBeefy on Feb 9, 10 at 12:01am
  • wow, apparently i'm not the only one to use proper english while texting while my mother sends texts that sound like a 3 year old wrote them

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:35pm
  • "You'll" is a shortened version of "You will."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:53pm
  • THANK YOU. my god i hate those people

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:26pm
  • 5:32 yes. He has the whole dang keyboard thing, and he still won't type anything out. It's so annoying. I have a chocolate and I type EVERYTHING out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:27pm
  • YES!! eastern nebraska!! way to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:06am
  • gah! my phone doesn't even have a full keypad and i still type words out and punctuate correctly. it would piss me off to new extremes, though, to have someone who is fully qualified to use words properly refusing to do so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:31am
  • ^^^^^i'm a fairly visual person, I can't seem to get douchewaffles though

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08pm
  • hahahahaha why would you ever thing typing like this is a good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:02am
  • BAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:30am
  • hahahahaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 11:59 Proper punctuation? Really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:50pm
  • amen i hate when people text like that. it drives me insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:35pm
  • You go girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:29pm
  • I think I know that guy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:47am
  • You all are so ignorant. The reason most of us abbreviate texts is because with many phones they only give you 150 character to type what you have to say, its better than sending 2 separate texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I feel like with T9 and stuff, it's actually hard to NOT text full words...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Eh- if you're still using a phone that only allows 160 characters to each text, I can see why you would shorten a few words- that's acceptable. However, if you're sending a text as short as the one posted, and you abbreviate it all, that is incredibly annoying!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:29pm
  • I generally use proper english while typing a text. With a full keyboard and the blackberry spelling thing that adds the apostraphies and periods it is really easy to do so. I hate it when people shorten the words so much. And to the people who say you can only send 160. There is this thing called multiple sms messages, or maybe just send an mms one(don't tell me you have an iPhone).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:51am
  • HAHAHAHAHHAA. Oh how perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:33am
  • ^5 to slappin the fuck outta ppl for abbreviating EVERYTHING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:55pm
  • The person who said that is officially my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • agreed, 7:01 i hate multiple repeating letters in words that clearly do not require them

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:22pm
  • I swear it worse when they text like this: heyyy girll oomggg lastt nightt wwass soooo funn. I hate that too. The word 2morrow kills me because on most phones it requires people to press the same amount of keys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:01pm
  • EXCELLENT response hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:52pm
  • my sister does this and I tell her that I won't respond until she's less of an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:41am
  • my boyfriend texts like that. it makes me want to punch baby seals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:29am
  • 12:20, you are fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:59am
  • 3:53. you'll is still an acceptable word that is part of the english language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:31pm
  • LOFL...I hate it when people do that. Especially for words that don't need it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:54pm
  • this annoys the crap out of me tooooo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:58am
  • June 1, 2009 4:40PM Couldnt agree more! I'm one of those people that text normal and when people send me texts like that i dont respond. When i speak to them later and they're all like, "why didnt you answer my text" i respond with "in school they taugh us to read WORDS so, ti can only read WORDS not LETTERS. Thats why i didnt answer." LOL. Their faces usually drop and they shut up. ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:47pm
  • 402!!! awesome post!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Who the fuck in their right mind would live in Nebraska?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Love it! As an English teacher, a part of my soul dies when people abbreviate words ... especially my father, who has a PhD from Princeton!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:33pm
  • haha i HATE when people do that! especially when they only put like 2 letters for a long word and i have absolutely no idea what they said. it's also wicked annoying when people do the whole 'omggggggggggggggggg noooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy' type thing. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:44pm
  • abbreviated text fucking pisses me off. the reply is epic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I wouldn't be surprised if I know the person who was texting the shortened version. I love living in Eastern Nebraska sometimes. Kudos on being the first actually good post from 402!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:47am
  • Rock on, Nebraska!! This is freaking irritating. Mostly, if I get a text like that, I stare at it for a few seconds and don't even bother to respond. I've repeated myself so many times!! I'm one of those people that will spell out 'you', 'tomorrow,' etc...LoL - I hate that NO ONE ELSE gives me the same courtesy!! Thank you, UNL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:42am
  • This is why we have phones that make it infinitely easier to type our FULL WORDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:56am
  • I use correct punctuation and full worlds as well when I text. I hate getting answers with shortened words. Get a full keyboard with your phone and take advantage of it. I hate it when people spell love like luv and say ttyl..... or gtg.... MIDDLE SCHOOLERS TALK LIKE THAT, not adults.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Punch the MOFO out for me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:20am
  • (1-402) may be my soulmate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:08am
  • i fucking hate this shit. when you text like a retard, it really shows your true intelligent level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:10am
  • It's called "text talk" for a reason. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:15am
  • @12:02, your mother calls you hunny bunny? My last two girlfriends both told me off for using apostrophes in texts. They're both linguists!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Lve it so col y nt cum hr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:02am
  • Why do I see that and think of Welsh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:57pm
  • LOVE ITTT. it's so true and so annoying hahhha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:12pm
  • @2:38 youre ignorant. this text is a whole lot shorter than 150 characters so clearly the sender wasnt doing it to shorten the text. it makes you seem like an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:40pm
  • I agree with you 11:59, and 12:02, that's shit luck about your mom's texting ability. I'm a known spelling Nazi and people know I won't respond if you can't learn how to type properly. It does not take that long to add the 'y' and the 'o' to you. Awesome response though, I might have to use that one someday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I really hope this is Omaha. If it is, you're making mama proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I fucking hate that shit too. It is so annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:25pm
  • im clapping right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:21pm
  • lmfao, thats phenominal

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:39am
  • seriously hate when this happens. biggest turn off for when someone wants on you. great response. i'll be using it in the near future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:22am
  • hahaha... fucking beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:11am
  • Yawn, fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:20pm
  • You win, all the money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:08am
  • anyone who is anyone. nebraska fuckin rocks the midwest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:55am
  • reppin 402

    Submitted by mikescott on Dec 23, 10 at 1:19pm
  • haha us 402-ers like correct grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:10am
  • ha, i hav a Blackberry which means no T9, so i rarely txt full words unless the phone corrects it into the full word, which happens alot.... ok tht and im normally txting whn i shuldnt and im trying to get caught... like in school, work, etc... so i try to type w/e im saying asap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:23pm
  • 12:10 - Linguistics isn't necessarily concerned with punctuation or even "proper" spelling. BUT, as a linguist... WTF? What kind of linguists ARE they? :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:02am
  • 3:01..."E-bonics" made me lol. good work champ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:57pm
  • I taught my mother t9, so now she types full words, but my dad has a blackberry and he shortens EVERYTHING. it's so annoying. 12:16 you're dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:47pm
  • this guy, dustin from nebraska used to do that to me. annoying as hell lol

    Submitted by NobodysHero on May 17, 10 at 8:32pm
  • Thank you. I hate this whole new english language that the kids have created with all of their texting and IM'ing machines boxes. It's like E-bonics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I fucking hate people who cannot text an entire word. Especially if they have a QWERTY keyboard.

    Submitted by impooping on Mar 31, 10 at 5:56pm
  • hahaha!! the best thing i have ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:56am
  • Right?? Since when was it ok to leave out all the fucking vowels and still consider that a word?? I love this OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:08pm
  • I bet the response was: lol sry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15am
  • Nebraska! I really hope this is from Omaha. Love, Omaha resident.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:52pm
  • i'm glad other people get as upset as i do about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:58am
  • Hahaha qwerty

    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Oh my gawd. I fucking love that response. I hate that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:58am
  • i dont abbreviate, but i will end the sentence with a period, or if required a question mark. But yeah, takes way too much time and effort to figure out what they're saying, and its usually a pointless text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:31am
  • my sister, who has a phone with a full qwerty keyboard, texts like that. makes me want to punch her in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Oh god yes. Amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:32am
  • Lol sumtimes domestic abuse is ok

    Submitted by That_Guy11 on Sep 5, 11 at 3:00pm
  • Lmao! I totally know this guy, I used to date him ha ha haha

    Submitted by chellebell1221 on Jul 27, 11 at 12:17am
  • I feel like that's going to be me someday. Seriously, how is leaving out one letter doing anything but making you look illiterate?

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 15, 10 at 11:45am
  • my dad shortens everything like that when he texts, it's ridiculous. i am a nit pick about texting the full words and proper punctuation lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:46am