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  • Submitted by somethingawful on Jan 6, 11 at 10:47am

    That must be one hell of a family reunion.

  • Submitted by colan08 on Jan 6, 11 at 10:44am

    And you've never told the truth.

  • Submitted by tijuanatim on Jan 6, 11 at 2:08pm

    Yea, that's what happens when you go to a strip club. Not so cool when you end up paying $500 for it...

  • Submitted by loslocos on Jan 6, 11 at 11:03am

    This is exactly why I hate the phrase "hooked up." It gets used far too loosely. In this case it means the girls spoke to him, even if it was simply, "fuck off."

  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 6, 11 at 11:16am

    We've been over this before, stop substituting hooked up with for unsuccessfully tried hitting on

  • Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Jan 6, 11 at 10:53am

    Are you Professor X?

  • Submitted by xoxocreeper41 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:04am

    must have been some ugly chicks.

  • Submitted by darntootin on Jan 7, 11 at 12:52am

    I'm pretty sure having kids sit on your lap and tell you what they want for Christmas doesn't count as "hooked up."

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    Submitted by threeohseven on Jan 6, 11 at 9:04pm

    Wow, not just another cheap whore. A lazy cheap whore.

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    Submitted by SammyStuStu on Jan 6, 11 at 7:21pm

    Dude- you're on dialysis! Those are nurses

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    Submitted by nofrendz on Jan 6, 11 at 1:24pm

    Laughed out loud at the professor x comment hahahaha

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    Submitted by chittybanger on Jan 7, 11 at 1:39pm

    The only thing you did in that chair is try n think of some Lie you could post on here loser

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    Submitted by jubbadiah123 on Jan 6, 11 at 8:24pm

    Fraud

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    Submitted by rico69suave on Jan 6, 11 at 6:13pm

    Wel when you're a champ you gotta let it be known. (quote a courtesy of "coach" gruber)

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Jan 6, 11 at 11:28am

    Too bad you didnt bang them, which is what "hook up" often means. Because if you had, you would have achieved hero status and a belt saying "Six in one chair" or something clever that references that old fairy tale about the tailor who made himself a belt for killing like 10 flies at once. I forgot the name.

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    Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:34pm

    Must be another 6th grade game of Spin tge Bottle!

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    Submitted by LuceUnit on Jan 7, 11 at 2:29am

    Shimstu that's hilarious, lol'd

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    Submitted by Cb0n3z on Jan 10, 11 at 8:40pm

    G00N status

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 11, 11 at 5:27pm

    Sounds like my ninth grade geometry teacher :(

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    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 2:53pm

    Thats the way to go champ :)

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    Submitted by spudman on Jan 8, 11 at 11:15am

    Strip club, smooth way to make it sound better though,