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  • That must be one hell of a family reunion.

    Submitted by somethingawful on Jan 6, 11 at 10:47am
  • And you've never told the truth.

    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 6, 11 at 10:44am
  • Yea, that's what happens when you go to a strip club. Not so cool when you end up paying $500 for it...

    Submitted by tijuanatim on Jan 6, 11 at 2:08pm
  • This is exactly why I hate the phrase "hooked up." It gets used far too loosely. In this case it means the girls spoke to him, even if it was simply, "fuck off."

    Submitted by loslocos on Jan 6, 11 at 11:03am
  • We've been over this before, stop substituting hooked up with for unsuccessfully tried hitting on

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 6, 11 at 11:16am
  • Are you Professor X?

    Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Jan 6, 11 at 10:53am
  • I'm pretty sure having kids sit on your lap and tell you what they want for Christmas doesn't count as "hooked up."

    Submitted by darntootin on Jan 7, 11 at 12:52am
  • must have been some ugly chicks.

    Submitted by xoxocreeper41 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:04am
  • Wow, not just another cheap whore. A lazy cheap whore.

    Submitted by threeohseven on Jan 6, 11 at 9:04pm
  • Dude- you're on dialysis! Those are nurses

    Submitted by SammyStuStu on Jan 6, 11 at 7:21pm
  • Laughed out loud at the professor x comment hahahaha

    Submitted by nofrendz on Jan 6, 11 at 1:24pm
  • The only thing you did in that chair is try n think of some Lie you could post on here loser

    Submitted by chittybanger on Jan 7, 11 at 1:39pm
  • Fraud

    Submitted by jubbadiah123 on Jan 6, 11 at 8:24pm
  • Wel when you're a champ you gotta let it be known. (quote a courtesy of "coach" gruber)

    Submitted by rico69suave on Jan 6, 11 at 6:13pm
  • Must be another 6th grade game of Spin tge Bottle!

    Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:34pm
  • Sounds like my ninth grade geometry teacher :(

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 11, 11 at 5:27pm
  • G00N status

    Submitted by Cb0n3z on Jan 10, 11 at 8:40pm
  • Shimstu that's hilarious, lol'd

    Submitted by LuceUnit on Jan 7, 11 at 2:29am
  • Too bad you didnt bang them, which is what "hook up" often means. Because if you had, you would have achieved hero status and a belt saying "Six in one chair" or something clever that references that old fairy tale about the tailor who made himself a belt for killing like 10 flies at once. I forgot the name.

    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Jan 6, 11 at 11:28am
  • Thats the way to go champ :)

    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 2:53pm
  • Strip club, smooth way to make it sound better though,

    Submitted by spudman on Jan 8, 11 at 11:15am