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  • I basically love everything about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am
  • Wingman FTW, then he should have gone to the original girl's house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:40pm
  • I'm sick of the not whores in Utah I think it's time to move

    Submitted by sreader on May 30, 10 at 5:02pm
  • haha so hilarious!!! this is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • to the first 11:16 you're my hero for the abrreviage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:22pm
  • phenomenal. just fucking phenomenal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:37am
  • this is so hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:48pm
  • hahahah omg this is pretty hilarrr. win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:16am
  • the best part of this is the area codes. to think that shit like that happens salt lake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:34pm
  • This is how we do it in the 801. (:

    Submitted by caitiee on Oct 20, 10 at 1:29am
  • WIN! omg amazing wingman skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:35pm
  • haha i really hope this turned out well... would make it the best thing ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:42pm
  • hahahah amazing we all need more friends like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:56pm
  • I love everything about this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:23am
  • This was like my carreer game as a wingman, who would call this a bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:48am
  • Rule #73 followed to perfection. You win, sirs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:37pm
  • agreed with first 11:20. i got the first post, bitcchh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:24am
  • Epic Text. Loveeee itttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:32pm
  • this is amazing. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Haha "make it happen"... sounds military to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:34pm
  • dude, wouldn't expect this out of a Utah area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:07pm
  • We're not all innocent in SLC... ;) Haha. This sounds terrible but it's still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:49pm
  • second 11:16... FAIL and this text is so funny hhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:20am
  • haha I am from Utah and I have so many friends that would do something like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I just wish this was "Alright Mom, pick me up in the morning..."

    Submitted by bioandroid on Feb 22, 11 at 8:54am
  • I'm loving this......could have been better though, wish the mistake had been at my house.... from 801 and haven't been laid FOREVER....we could have been sneaky, my husband was sound asleep last night:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Hahaha epic txt! Crack up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:47pm
  • @6:55 what's your number I'll make it happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:26am
  • 3:04. Same here. I feel like this is the truly amazing side of SLC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:29am
  • Not everyone in slc is a damn mo mo....thank fucking god

    Submitted by PHInest on Dec 4, 10 at 1:56pm
  • 12669 Thumbs up later, my friend can rest assured not only is he the best wing man ever, but SL,UT is the best city EVER! Everybody wins? lol...

    Submitted by 801SLUT on Jul 5, 10 at 2:36am
  • ahaaahahahahaha this is excellent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:59pm
  • gotta love the positive attitude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:56am
  • SL, UT = best place to live for shit like this. Nobody expects it unless you live here like me! (: PS. As a girl, even I agree, EPIC wingman skills!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:39am
  • No excuses play like a champion!!! i love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:53am
  • it could still be Mormon, they could go forking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:26am
  • oh hell ya dude, im 801 and we arent all little molly mormons over here, we like to get our dicks wet too!!! excellent wingman skills. 801 represent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 2:39, you seriously live in an area that's initials would be SLUT? props, I give you major props

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:14am
  • liking the postive attitudes boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:19pm
  • hahaha this is now my new out look on life.\n801 is the best by the way ;)

    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 1:11am
  • There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" lol XD MAKE IT HAPPEN :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:27pm
  • haha Provo is getting pretty crazy too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Every wingman's default line- "Make it so, Number 1"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:31am
  • Hahahaha this just made my day. Win any way you look at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:35pm
  • used to live in sl,ut and this represents everyone that ARENT goody good mormons

    Submitted by heyybabay on Nov 26, 10 at 12:03am
  • I woke up in provo once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:24pm
  • bahahahah classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:19am