So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
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way to go minnesota..
@11:16 this is my mom
I'm loving all of the quotes of Mother Lover and then the random "Send me a pic of your mom" from 11:16. Apparently the memo was not received.
if doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right
i haven't had sex in 4 years
i think i peed a little.
this is hysterical
i fail to see how this could be the beginning to a BAD night
I know exactly who this is, and that's hysterical."
You know who I am? That's a little creepy.
i'm a motha lova you're a motha lova we should f*** each othas mothas
when i fuck your mother i will never use a rubber
Do not wear a rubber
im gonna make your mom do a million poses.
they should call it all up under the covers day....im a mother lover you're a mother loverrrr
It would be my honor to be your new step father.
straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style.
you should fuck each others mothers
i haven't had sex with your mom in 19 years...yes do the math jimmy
Send me a pic of your mom
im gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle
My mom spawns every 17 years.
haha ill give your mom a new monday-friday job, but no weekends off
a true friend would do it
hahhaha oh shit. i think i just read 30 texts, but this was the first one that made me laugh.
can't wait to pork your mom
I know exactly who this is, and that's hysterical.
Justin Timberlake says it's okay...
every mothers day needs a mothers night
I feel like this is a text I sent...
Best part would be if the second text didn't have "don't"