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  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:06pm

    i'm a motha lova you're a motha lova we should f*** each othas mothas

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:21pm

    way to go minnesota..

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    when i fuck your mother i will never use a rubber

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:10pm

    haha ill give your mom a new monday-friday job, but no weekends off

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:37am

    @11:16 this is my mom

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:00am

    i fail to see how this could be the beginning to a BAD night

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:07pm

    straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:10pm

    It would be my honor to be your new step father.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:33pm

    I'm loving all of the quotes of Mother Lover and then the random "Send me a pic of your mom" from 11:16. Apparently the memo was not received. if doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:01am

    i haven't had sex in 4 years

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:38am

    i haven't had sex with your mom in 19 years...yes do the math jimmy

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:59am

    i think i peed a little. this is hysterical

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:26am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:39pm

    they should call it all up under the covers day....im a mother lover you're a mother loverrrr

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:59am

    Do not wear a rubber

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:50am

    Justin Timberlake says it's okay...

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:56pm

    you should fuck each others mothers

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:16pm

    Send me a pic of your mom

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:06pm

    a true friend would do it

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:18pm

    I know exactly who this is, and that's hysterical.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:55am

    "Anonymous said... I know exactly who this is, and that's hysterical." You know who I am? That's a little creepy.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:48am

    hahhaha oh shit. i think i just read 30 texts, but this was the first one that made me laugh.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by fruitcake on Sep 15, 10 at 2:13am

    My mom spawns every 17 years.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:42pm

    im gonna make your mom do a million poses.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:55am

    can't wait to pork your mom

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:06pm

    im gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:45pm

    every mothers day needs a mothers night

  • 30 60
    Submitted by dreamingashes on Jun 22, 11 at 11:59pm

    Best part would be if the second text didn't have "don't"

  • 18 45
    Submitted by doodleninja on Nov 19, 11 at 8:08pm

    I feel like this is a text I sent...