My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Pretty sure this is a guy, find me 1 girl that says jacking off and I'll b extremely surprised
imma chick and i say jacking off.
What girl says "jacking off"? Weird...
Thinking the same thing 11:53
how is she a slut, you fucking morons?
Guys Jack off and girls Jill off
Be surprised, 12:27. I say it, and I possess a clitoris.
Flicking the bean.
Girls use it all the time, in girl - girl talk.
What girl says "jacking off"? Weird.
You forgot Amy Winehouse and a couple of bottles of red wine...so yea not ALL of the sad girl stereotypes!
God bless her. Sounds like she needs a hug
Unless girls figure out a way to " Jack off"
Wait SHE used the term jacking off.........really. Come on.
U must b a lonely broad!..lol
Or jilling off if you wana be super cool.
I've never used the phrase "jacking off" for any girl masturbating and i'm a chick. I don't really call it anything else but "masterbating" unless in reference to a dude then jacking off makes sense
Girls say jacking off?
Sounds like I missed quite a show.
i do. and im a girl.
Fucking fake! Girls don't refer to masterbation as jacking off.
me too.... but i hate The Notebook. instead i watched Transfomers G1
I always thought "jacking off" was a uni-sex phrase
Okay, all of you are dumbshits. Look. It says covered all the sad girl sterotypes. IT'S A GIRL! There. Now stop bitching.
It's probably a guy, fuckheads. Just because the second person said "sad girl," doesn't mean it's a girl.
I believe he was telling his dude friend that HE covered all the things girls do while sad. So it kinda makes it more sad in this case.
I will fuck you if you are not fat
minus the porn
Too bad the op was a guy not girl...
Even in the realm of being sad and lonely, men are better than women.
I guy could still "cover all of the sad girl stereotypes " couldn't they?
Must be an Arizona thing for a girl to use the phrase "jacking off" about herself. That's just weird and does not sound right.
You sound like my ex.
Couldn't agree more 12:50. I'm a girl from Arizona and I have never used the phrase "jacking off" for myself and have never heard a girl call it that either about themselves. Somethings fishy here... Ewwwwww. :)
It's not a girl he's calling he's guy friend a girl by makink fun of him
Oh wait maybe it's a he...okay that makes this a lot funnier
Yeah but what guy watches the notebook! That's why u think it's a. Girl. But jacking off sounds like if A girl would saying somehing this gross anyways. Why woulnt she saying something guy like.
1:05, def NOT an Arizona thing. Lived here all my life and a chick saying that she jacked off is just weird anywhere in the english speaking world. But who the fuck cares about lonely fat broads w/ penises on valentines day anyway.