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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:53am

    What girl says "jacking off"? Weird...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:54pm

    Guys Jack off and girls Jill off

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:27pm

    Pretty sure this is a guy, find me 1 girl that says jacking off and I'll b extremely surprised

    • 57 63
      Submitted by bodilyfunction on Feb 17, 10 at 2:25am

      imma chick and i say jacking off.

  • 86 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:59pm

    Flicking the bean.

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:53am

    What girl says "jacking off"? Weird.

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:52pm

    Marry me

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:15pm

    You forgot Amy Winehouse and a couple of bottles of red wine...so yea not ALL of the sad girl stereotypes!

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:58pm

    i do. and im a girl.

  • 62 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41pm

    Wait SHE used the term jacking off.........really. Come on.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:55am

    Thinking the same thing 11:53

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:49pm

    God bless her. Sounds like she needs a hug

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:43pm

    Be surprised, 12:27. I say it, and I possess a clitoris.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:11am

    Okay, all of you are dumbshits. Look. It says covered all the sad girl sterotypes. IT'S A GIRL! There. Now stop bitching.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:58pm

    Fatty

  • 72 72
    Submitted by heyoh on Feb 16, 10 at 12:17pm

    how is she a slut, you fucking morons?

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:18pm

    Girls use it all the time, in girl - girl talk.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:15pm

    I always thought "jacking off" was a uni-sex phrase

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:36pm

    U must b a lonely broad!..lol

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:16pm

    I believe he was telling his dude friend that HE covered all the things girls do while sad. So it kinda makes it more sad in this case.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:50pm

    I've never used the phrase "jacking off" for any girl masturbating and i'm a chick. I don't really call it anything else but "masterbating" unless in reference to a dude then jacking off makes sense

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:34am

    First. Dumb.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:12pm

    Too bad the op was a guy not girl...

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:02pm

    It's probably a guy, fuckheads. Just because the second person said "sad girl," doesn't mean it's a girl.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:44am

    Uh.......

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:48am

    Lonely slut

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:09pm

    I guy could still "cover all of the sad girl stereotypes " couldn't they?

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:02pm

    Fucking fake! Girls don't refer to masterbation as jacking off.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:54am

    me too.... but i hate The Notebook. instead i watched Transfomers G1

  • 61 67
    Submitted by AnnNonnyMoss on Feb 16, 10 at 12:25pm

    Sounds like I missed quite a show.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:28pm

    Unless girls figure out a way to " Jack off"

  • 56 62
    Submitted by myhdhrts07 on Feb 25, 10 at 1:40am

    minus the porn

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:28pm

    Couldn't agree more 12:50. I'm a girl from Arizona and I have never used the phrase "jacking off" for myself and have never heard a girl call it that either about themselves. Somethings fishy here... Ewwwwww. :)

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:20am

    I will fuck you if you are not fat

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:19am

    It's not a girl he's calling he's guy friend a girl by makink fun of him

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:04am

    Or jilling off if you wana be super cool.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41am

    You sound like my ex.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:42pm

    Oh wait maybe it's a he...okay that makes this a lot funnier

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:31pm

    Girls say jacking off?

  • 50 67
    Submitted by APN on Feb 17, 10 at 6:01am

    Even in the realm of being sad and lonely, men are better than women.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:05pm

    Must be an Arizona thing for a girl to use the phrase "jacking off" about herself. That's just weird and does not sound right.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by kL0v1n on Feb 18, 10 at 4:00pm

    1:05, def NOT an Arizona thing. Lived here all my life and a chick saying that she jacked off is just weird anywhere in the english speaking world. But who the fuck cares about lonely fat broads w/ penises on valentines day anyway.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:17pm

    Yeah but what guy watches the notebook! That's why u think it's a. Girl. But jacking off sounds like if A girl would saying somehing this gross anyways. Why woulnt she saying something guy like.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:48am

    Slut