I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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Billy Mays here for Cum-and-Gone; oh how i will miss those days.
does this person not have a washing machine? Some of these texts are really stupid. I swear if it has anything to do with BJs, period blood, or sharting, it gets put up automitically..no matter how lame it is.
Its probably on a wall...and 3:59 is right
use bleach and amonia... should solve your problems.
Billy mays here with OXICLEAN! ring any bells?
omg jizz stains and period stainz!!!!11!! so gross lolz
3:54 - where can i find you...this means you do quickies
Blow naked - no worries
i have yet to find a stain i couldn't remove with baking soda.
Squirt some Shout! on it before you throw it in the wash. Came right out of a brand new shirt I had that I wasn't able to wash for at least a couple days.
I see a marketing opportunity too:
TROJANS! For when you're too damn lazy to dump it in the wash, use Trojans!
They are called cumclean wipes.
Lemon and Epson salt worked perfectly for getting the jizz out.
8:07.... I'm in love ;)
comes out of my socks
seeing as how it's mostly fructose and protein, anything you can get out food with should work.
cum stain away- cum stain away- cum stain away with wisk
(sung to some sail away of course)
Shampoo works on "protein stains"
cheap windex. swear to god. that even gets it out of the seats and carpetting in the car.
I carry a Tide-to-go pen in my purse strictly for jizz incidents.
shoulda swallowed when i said to
no it doesnt, it shouldnt
Hasn't anyone seen the movie "Smokin Aces"? Nothing can get that shit out!!!!!!!
No, no, no. Use Mascul-out! Takes care of all sorts of "protein stains".
loofah and soap works every time!
Skeet skeet skeet
JUST USE DUCT TAPE!!!!
just call it jizz-be-gone. it'll sell quickly. trust me.
Yeah.. You THINK it's out.. until you get under the black light at the club! Guess what?! it's still there!! AWKWARD!!!
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billy mays here with Zombies!!!
Ask Monica Lewinsky. Or is that before the rest of you were born?
ALCOHAL AND EPSON SLAT FIXES ALL
Everclear. Shit will eat thru anything,
use a shamwow… old schlomi used it to mop up that hooker's blood AND his jizz, and the carpet was perfectly clean
8:07 we are kindred spirits because i've never had that issue either
on clothing/bedclothes? just wash it. if it's in your hair, shampoo it out. i've never had any problem with either. and, yeah, if it's "on the go", tide to go is awesome.
3:49: Yeah, but Vince can't do that all day.
Posting phone numbers is just not cool
I guess all the semen I encounter ends up in my tummy, vag, or a condom cause this has never been an issue.
The dry-cleaners call it an "albumen stain". Well, some anyway.
Jizz washes right out in the wash, It does not stain.
Jizz deconstitutes after about 12 hours, I think. Even if you don't have a washing machine, if you're lazy (and *really* weird) you should be able to put whatever it is in a bowl of water for a day and be fine.
Although if you want to make your own loofah......just continue to use the same towel or washcloth, and viola! Loofah !!!!!!!!
PINK SOLUTION!! It gets ANYTHING out of ANYWHERE!!
Another reason that you should swallow.
it's called smith's cum cleaner. google it.
Seriously just rub some water on it...or throw it in the wash, skeet doesn't stain
You stay classy, Prince William County.
Vince Shlomi will sell the shit out of it...and then punch a hooker in the face!
And I'm ashamed that I live near people this retarded
semen is water soluable,,,
Aww damn too bad Bill mays is dead, he totally coulda pitched it and it woulda made millions
It's a lot of fucking going on in Northern Virginia.
There's already a product called Kum Clean! For real hahaha
OXY=CLEAN IS GOD. the first time i had sex, it got everything out.
Excellent skit done on this very topic by The Man Show quite a few years ago