That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
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when fat girls bellys slap against you whilst fucking them, it makes a funny noise
maybe they didn't ask her to leave yet because they can't, like a grizzly bear during winter, the fat chicks can enter a deep hibernation for a long time.
maybe the funniest thing ive ever read
Hey thx for the m&m's :)
hey why do fat girls give good head....because they have too.
you guys are SO EFFING MEAN. but i will admit i laughed. and im not grotesquely fat, but im not skinny either. im a tiny bit overweight and i thought those jokes were totally hilarious!
its all in fun,
^^ Why? Are you fat?
3:39 abbreviating words like that is so 1998.
Bahahaha. Fat chicks are just as bad as fat guys.
LMFAO!! Positively hilarious! I can't believe you haven't made up some excuse yet to get her outta the house?! I would have politely asked her to leave like hours ago! Good foryou man.
frightening on a number of levels and you guys are horrible wingmen.......
how did a fat chick get in the house???? and why was she left there????
blatent disreguard of the bro code
@ 2:39- Mother walrus going "Thwap, thwap, thwap" from mystery alaska haha
yessss! love that movie
i think when she wakes up he should just keep cooking for her till the mate gets home. . then sit back and watch his face when he realises she's still there
thatso sooo mean...
all a matter of preference. I love the chunky ones.
Mancode says to stop her snoring with ur cock.
thats my area code.. :)
my friend and i just died laughing, well played sir
^^ nope, just human.
if you hate fat chicks so much dont take them home?! sort of logical really isn't it.
This is f*ing great. I had this happen to me before too. She had Jack's Salsa Sauce.
Lock the fridge and bounce.
I think fat chicks still look better than fat guys. Fat Guys probably can't see their dicks from their guts!
fat chicks are like mopeds. they're fun until your friends catch you riding one
3:15... hhahaahah. this is classic.
wow, there's an amazing number of anonymous assholes on this site. Good luck with your kharma.
crack open a bag of M&Ms and leave a trail to the front door then wake her up and when she gets the M&Ms close and lock the door
"Karma" doesn't have an 'h'.
that's sooooo mean......funny.......but meannnnnn.....
if you dont hate fat chicks, you have a lot to learn
So... how'd that whole situation work out for ya? lol..
Way to keep it classy 315!
repping 315 i love it
how are you " a tiny bit overweight"? fatty.