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  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:42pm

    Sven if u have enough time on yur hands...well the hands won't be the only thing in yur hands

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:41am

    Im not a stalker, i just drive by your house twice a night to see if your doing what you say your doing cuz i cant trust you

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42pm

    I'm not a stalker. Your window just happens to be by my favorite hiding bush.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:24am

    7:37 you make no fucking sense

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:59pm

    if your tht good you wouldnt need lube. she would be wet enough

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:23pm

    You bring a whole new meaning to the word "douchebag".

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:29pm

    You creeper.. They're gonna call the cops on your ass lol

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:27pm

    I heart you, Sven <3

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:12pm

    I feel bad for whoever you "love".

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:50pm

    Sorry 7:51, Suffolk sucks. Nassau ftw! Seriously, there's nothing in suffolk... Not that there's really that much in Nassau either... Ah welllllll. I like this text though :D

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:35am

    Stalking is fun it's 4 in the morning and I just drove by my girls house twice

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:37pm

    More like infatuation...not love.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:14pm

    Rapists and serial killers start out as your friendly neighborhood stalker

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:16pm

    I don't care what anyone says...this is funny...

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:47am

    I'm a big breasted blondie ;) anyone want some?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:48pm

    Hmmm, yeah, let's be honest. Stalking = obsession, not love. Don't screw yourself over, man, it's not worth it.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:42pm

    Oh for Christ's sake. Lighten up you judgemental turds. If it's not a little over the top, you all shoot it down as lame. This is funny.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:49pm

    stfu you know its funny. i posted it. =)

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:49pm

    I love big breasted blonde ladies :)

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:37am

    If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window. -B453

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:47pm

    Blocked is that you??!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:07am

    Dec. 21 6:47pm: Fuck you! <3 I can't wait till you experience hardcore REAL stalking. :D Love ya bitch! Muah.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:31pm

    Sven... i think you got too much time on your hands buddy..

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:51pm

    ohhh nassau kidsss. suffolk ftw!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:00pm

    I liked the one that said 'i'm not a stalker I just really want to talk to him'

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:53pm

    That's what they all say

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:47pm

    WOW THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm

    oh you long islanders, i definitely think i know this is from haha.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:46am

    yeeeeeah long island<3

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:56pm

    5:16 you've obviously never been the one "loved" if you think this is funny. It isn't even remotely funny when you have BTDT. It actually sux

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:31pm

    i just shit myself....literally, feces in my pants. fuck you olive garden

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:02pm

    stalky mcstalk stalk

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:46pm

    I know someone like this.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm

    and i HEAVILY agree with 5:49

  • 40 51
    Submitted by chrmadi on Mar 15, 11 at 9:42pm

    I had a stalker once. He created fake Facebook accounts and talked to my guy friends to see where I was and if I was hooking up with them.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:39pm

    I love nothing more then moving a huge turd out of my tight anus

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:03pm

    Yo 8:47 give me your number!

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:47pm

    Maybe it is love to you.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:30pm

    This is so true, and with that being said let me say one word about this tfln: HA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:57pm

    fkn stalker. go do the world a favor and put a gun in your mouth, then pull the trigger.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm

    OMG I feel the same way!!!!!!!!!