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  • I heart you, Sven <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I love big breasted blonde ladies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:49pm
  • 7:37 you make no fucking sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:24am
  • Sven if u have enough time on yur hands...well the hands won't be the only thing in yur hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:42pm
  • You bring a whole new meaning to the word "douchebag".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:23pm
  • I feel bad for whoever you "love".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:12pm
  • You creeper.. They're gonna call the cops on your ass lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:29pm
  • I'm a big breasted blondie ;) anyone want some?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:47am
  • Sorry 7:51, Suffolk sucks. Nassau ftw! Seriously, there's nothing in suffolk... Not that there's really that much in Nassau either... Ah welllllll. I like this text though :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Hmmm, yeah, let's be honest. Stalking = obsession, not love. Don't screw yourself over, man, it's not worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Im not a stalker, i just drive by your house twice a night to see if your doing what you say your doing cuz i cant trust you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:41am
  • I liked the one that said 'i'm not a stalker I just really want to talk to him'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I'm not a stalker. Your window just happens to be by my favorite hiding bush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42pm
  • if your tht good you wouldnt need lube. she would be wet enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Blocked is that you??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Oh for Christ's sake. Lighten up you judgemental turds. If it's not a little over the top, you all shoot it down as lame. This is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:42pm
  • I don't care what anyone says...this is funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Stalking is fun it's 4 in the morning and I just drove by my girls house twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:35am
  • stalky mcstalk stalk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:02pm
  • More like infatuation...not love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Dec. 21 6:47pm: Fuck you! <3 I can't wait till you experience hardcore REAL stalking. :D Love ya bitch! Muah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:07am
  • Sven... i think you got too much time on your hands buddy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Yo 8:47 give me your number!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:03pm
  • This is so true, and with that being said let me say one word about this tfln: HA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:30pm
  • I love nothing more then moving a huge turd out of my tight anus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:39pm
  • ohhh nassau kidsss. suffolk ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:51pm
  • WOW THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:47pm
  • yeeeeeah long island<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:46am
  • If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window. -B453

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:37am
  • and i HEAVILY agree with 5:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I know someone like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 5:16 you've obviously never been the one "loved" if you think this is funny. It isn't even remotely funny when you have BTDT. It actually sux

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Maybe it is love to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:47pm
  • fkn stalker. go do the world a favor and put a gun in your mouth, then pull the trigger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:57pm
  • That's what they all say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Rapists and serial killers start out as your friendly neighborhood stalker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:14pm
  • oh you long islanders, i definitely think i know this is from haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm
  • stfu you know its funny. i posted it. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:49pm
  • i just shit myself....literally, feces in my pants. fuck you olive garden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I had a stalker once. He created fake Facebook accounts and talked to my guy friends to see where I was and if I was hooking up with them.

    Submitted by chrmadi on Mar 15, 11 at 9:42pm
  • OMG I feel the same way!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm
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