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  • Who can get excited at a baseball game? They must have been retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:11pm
  • when's the last time a cubs or red sox pitcher pitched a perfect game????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:31am
  • Hey, 10:20 here. First I punish my child. When he deserves it. I however, do not believe that corporal punishment is the way to do it. Second, I am not a fat stay at home mom. I work full time, and happen to be a normal weight. And third, I most certainly do not let my son run around screaming "because its cute". But really? Its a baseball game we're talking about. Not a restaurant. Arent you supposed to yell and have fun at a baseball game?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:08pm
  • 1:14 just because I don't start having kids in high school doesn't mean i'll never have them. I'm just waiting until I finish college and have a good job before I do. sorry I didn't choose to live in a trailer and have 4 kids by the age of 23 and make the government pay for their food like you did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Glad you think its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:14pm
  • I work at an indoor waterpark for the summer and that is great birth control. the parents always seem worn out, fat and pissed off. the kids are cute but I dont want to end up fat and miserable like the parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:29am
  • My best friend's older sister calls her kids "birth control." I think anyone who has kids and doesn't get slightly annoyed every once in awhile is out of their mind. And there's nothing wrong with spanking a kid, as long as you aren't beating the crap out of them. That's just abuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:15am
  • Oh wow, this is the wrong place to try and have a philosophical debate about parenting strategies. Funny though, keep going.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I think the real issue here is refering to the white sox as "the sox". we all know that the red sox are superior, thus are the ones worthy of the sox name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:47am
  • you think she woulda learned after the first two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I'm a part time nanny and my job is the best birth control EVER! Don't get me wrong... I like the kids (for the most part) but my job definitely makes me think twice about having them. I work on a temporary basis (like one or two weeks at a time with different families) and I can honestly say that only ONE couple even seemed like they still liked each other.... makes me rethink marriage too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 10:22 (2) is one of those parents that lets their kids scream and run around restaurants because its "cute"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:32am
  • ^^ They do. It's called public school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:21pm
  • 1:25 Haha yeah, pursue your career, feel the biological clock start ticking at 27, have a string of failed relationships because you go into each one with a "plan," marry some pretentious hipster and move to San Fran at 32, find out that you can't conceive and adopt by 35 and my 6th kid will spend his whole childhood making your one hate hers. Idiocracy in action. The trailer parks are winning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • just makes you wanna go out and have unprotected sex dont it??

    Submitted by lil on May 23, 10 at 12:08pm
  • 228 is calling the kettle black

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:51am
  • Red Sox are the best team everrrrrrrrrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:05pm
  • 1:23. Fuck creative parenting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • and you're a whore ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:24am
  • I'm a lifeguard at a kids pool full time and work at Toys R Us part time... Very good birthcontrol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:23am
  • hahahahaha this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:58pm
  • thats why it should be legal to beat your children. Not give em any injuries or anything just enough to keep em in line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:20am
  • All Sux fans are closet Cubs fans..first thing out of their mouth is always about the Cubs. Not to mention the trashiest dumbest fans in baseball...Just enjoy a game at Sell-out Park and pick up a trick in the parking lot...or jump a first base coach all the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:40am
  • agreed, 3:35. I hate those people who resort to insulting people better than them because they feel that it's the only way to "get back" at them. it's stupid, ignorant, and such a waste of time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Mark Buehrle and 630 ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:21pm
  • There's nothing wrong with a spanking when appropriately administered. There should be a written exam before people are allowed to conceive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:07am
  • I think I'd rather have kids screaming at a game rather than the beer-gutted, drunken losers whose sense of wit stopped developing in 7th grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:58pm
  • I BEAT MY KIDS WITH CLUBS WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING WRONG. MY 13 YEAR OLD SAID HE LIKED OBAMA AND I LOCKED HIM IN A CAGE. DAMN LIBERALS TELLING ME ITS WRONG TO HAVE 14 KIDS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 123 pull the other one, its got bells on. Parenting and punishment isnt a GAME you're not proving who's cleverer and if you really are THAT worried about your children being smarter than you then fuck do I pity you. Its establishing that this is YOUR house and the kids need to shape the hell up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Must have been a boring game if the guy texted during it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:48pm
  • I guess 10:20 (2) got back and is pretending to be 12:58, 1:09 and 1:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • i grew up like that ^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:21am
  • Beat children because they are excited and yelling at a baseball game?! You must have had some exceptional parents. People like you dont deserve kids!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:22am
  • ohhhh 140am. that's only true because most cubs fans just gave up hope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:31pm
  • 3:35 You mean in the year 2012.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Kids are great. And if you cant handle excited squeals, you should be neutered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:20am
  • I work at a hotel, and that's plenty of birth control for me. I want kids, eventually, but not any time soon. No thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:02am
  • hey. 12.31am. it's the fucking white sox. there have been 18 perfect games. the last in 2002. the last for the WHITE sox was 1922.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:36am
  • Cubs is a tourist team, Sox are a homtown team!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:58pm
  • agreed 11:15, I think 10:20 (2) and 10:22 (2) are the kind of moms that obsess over their kids and say that they "love everything about them" and don't punish their kids at all, their kids will grow up to be jailed high school dropouts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:30am
  • 10:20 (2) is a fat stay at home mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:22am
  • 12:08 is still a fat stay at home mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:47pm
  • kids that step out of line should be smacked, which is NOT against the law, beating them senseless is however.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:41am
  • LMAO "wiggles concerts" my mom took my little brother to one during the spring, GREAT birth control, no way am I replacing Entourage and True Blood with Barney and Telettubies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:30am
  • that was a good game tooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:19am
  • Children should be raised in factories, like in Brave New World.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • smacked? hmm that sounds like great parenting skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:01am
  • I'm guessing she named her children OrthoTriCyclen, Nuva Ring and Plan B?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:12am
  • ha. ha. this is so funny. my mom says that literally every day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34am
  • 1:25 your tax dollars will be going to the government to help support 1:14's kids food and medical bills since her husbands job at mcdonalds probably doesn't have a health insurance plan. so who is the winner here? idk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Corporal punishment, may be acceptable, but it is also a failure of creative parenting. It's like admitting a child has outsmarted you and the only thing you can think of to regain control, is fear and violence. Its the same as teaching them that hitting is ok sometimes. The day a three year old out smarts me, is the day I will rue my existence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • 10:25 Enjoy all your money, materialism and lack of a legacy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 12:48, *cough* century of fail *cough* and here's to that beautiful perfect game for Buehrle!!! red sox are the best team ever? more like the team with the most stuck-up pompous assholes for fans. don't lie. you know it's true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:45pm
  • The whole white sox team is good birth control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:08pm
  • This happened to me as well in line at Target. I hate screaming children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:51pm
  • haha, how pathetic 1:40am... Get a life? Anyway, only on the southside, I will say that. Beautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:28am
  • BANG HER!!! WRECK HER HOME!! DROP A BOMB ON IT!! DON"T LET HER GET AWAY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 11:15 is right. Everyone else needs to chill out and see the humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:29am
  • second 10:20 have fun with your minivan and diaper bags and Wiggles concerts, I'll be in college partying and then having a well paying job afterwards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:25am
  • hahahaha only at a sox game... lmao 12:08 #2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:19pm
  • That's the price you pay for not raising your kids as cubs fans! ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:48pm