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  • Submitted by 1082.41 on Dec 7, 10 at 10:37am

    Funny you should mention it, my middle names Bartholomew. Let me know when you're free.

  • Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 1:32am

    Now that's what I call a holy fuck.

  • Submitted by gridiron on Dec 7, 10 at 10:58am

    Or Judas.

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      Submitted by rush2112 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:40pm

      Judas was later replaced by Matthias,and finding a matt wouldn't be too hard

  • Submitted by garg411 on Dec 7, 10 at 12:55pm

    Is your name Mary?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 2:18pm

    Head to New York or Israel.

  • Submitted by Andr913 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:40pm

    Which one was best in bed?

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 11:09pm

    ...WWJD

  • Submitted by brownthug on Dec 7, 10 at 10:33am

    you're an inspiration

  • Submitted by rabidfailtrain on Dec 7, 10 at 3:26pm

    Good luck with Thaddeus. You can probably find a Bart with a simple facebook search.

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      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 8, 10 at 1:25pm

      Thad isn't that uncommon of a name, is it?

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    Submitted by pink746 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:26pm

    Impressive. Jesus would be proud:)

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 8, 10 at 8:26am

    Jesus actually translates to Yeshua, which is Hebrew for Joshua, so his name is really Joshua. And Joseph and Mary's last name wasn't Christ, that's just a label. Jesus Christ is Joshua's rap name.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 14, 12 at 12:13am

      That's hilarious. I need to tell that one to my pastor, she'd laugh her ass off.

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    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Dec 7, 10 at 8:30pm

    After the 12 apostles, you need Mary and then someone named Jesus Christ to finish thecycle.

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    Submitted by ElleAimeSaVie on Dec 8, 10 at 6:27pm

    Poland, by the way.

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    Submitted by StephMachineGun on Dec 8, 10 at 3:39am

    Sucks for you...no one names their kid 'Judas' anymore. But hey, you're already famous! Pretty sure they coined the word "whore" in the Bible.

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    Submitted by dartan on Dec 7, 10 at 11:43am

    Very noble endevour!

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    Submitted by ithr0craze on Dec 7, 10 at 6:50pm

    Im bart simpson who the hell are you

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    Submitted by mizzalex12 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:47am

    It is imperative for me to know which eight were the ones?!?

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    Submitted by vermonter on Dec 8, 10 at 1:41am

    Wow... Last names people comeon

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    Submitted by dcan6690 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:45am

    I know someone with that last name. he would be down

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    Submitted by 1NonlyFallGuy on Jun 26, 11 at 4:43am

    thats 'long' for Bart so look for him

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    Submitted by cupkate on Dec 8, 10 at 8:26pm

    My best friends name is Thaddeus

  • Submitted by kmaestro on Dec 7, 10 at 11:18pm

    12 disciples. Moron. There were only 11 apostles after Judas hung himself.

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      Submitted by StephMachineGun on Dec 8, 10 at 3:40am

      I'm sure people would love to hear your thoughts in the Religion section of Yahoo Answers. Go there and preach, freak.

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    Submitted by jabzerk on Dec 10, 10 at 7:37pm

    My name is Bart, let me know when you wanna do this.

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    Submitted by Stevegarzav on Dec 7, 10 at 9:31pm

    www.twitter.com/mydrunktexts

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    Submitted by thisfox on Feb 20, 13 at 6:31am

    I know one. You'd have to travel to Oz though... They're around. Would have thought Judas was more difficult. No one names their kids after christian ikons unless they're Christian themselves, at which point they think of Judas as worse than the devil for some reason...