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  • the Corona is his, the toddler probably isn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:25am
  • am I the only person that loves mexicans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:06pm
  • father of the year

    Submitted by the1th3only on Mar 17, 10 at 8:21pm
  • In my neighboorhood their drink of choice is budweiser. Then they get into fights with each other. One brother has a glass eye because his brother fucked his original eye up royally. At least they've proved entertaining in their antics. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:25am
  • Not dudes big as u! At least they work and not sit down and waste their time on tfln hating on ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • If it read a redneck and PBR no one would of said a thing about racism. That's what the problem is. Just take it for what it is. Funny!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Unless you've lived in a third world country and know what it's like, stfu about people who wanted their kids to grow up in a safe neighborhood and to be able to feed them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Hey 2:06 I love mexicans tambien. They r the some of the most beautiful ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 11:06 your obviously Mexican and this text is really funny so shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:15am
  • just gotta say, I don't know of many Mexicans that drink Corona. In fact, can't think of a one. The situation is hilarious none the less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I thought mexicans only pushed lawn mowers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:10pm
  • This is too good for words.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:26am
  • What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:39am
  • Mexicans are inferior and they smell bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:57am
  • VIVA MEXICO.. gotta admit, us mexicans know how to party =] and no.. im not illegal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Those mexcians sure know how to party!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:56am
  • And that shocked you how?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:10am
  • two mexicans walk into a bar... and kick your non mexican ass bc they thought the joke was funny and u thought it was racist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:24am
  • 10:31- it's not racism. It's people perpetuating stereo types. There's a reason they're there. Get over being so damned sensitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:52am
  • This shit is goin too far and I'm not even mexican I'm Asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Living in the bay area you see an abundance of mexicans... even if this person didn't put Mexican, I wouldve assumed. What I dislike is that they don't bother to learn English and send theirchildren to school barely speaking English. On top of that they relish in their young daughters getting preggers. But if we didn't have the illegals picking the fruit and doing jobs us 'fat' Americans don't want to do, our economy would suffer further.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Stupid stupid ignorant people. Anyone who HATES anyone who where they are from or their race a) has to much time on their hands b) just ignorant and is everything that is wrong with people. Oh and Mexicans have many many other options for beer Coronas? That's like the Taco bell of beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Dude its so true.....,not sounding racist though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Even if the writer omitted the mixican you would assume cause of the corona part..... F off it's all in good fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:29am
  • I think people need to get over their self ritious selfs and suck it up and deal with it like adults. It's just a joke so laugh like normal people and don't get you're panties in a bunch every time you don't absolutly agree on what someone says because that's just fuckin life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:59pm
  • What's the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The parkbench can support a family of four.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA people make me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:47pm
  • hey 9:55am your right mexicans are the back bone of this great country. lol who else is going to pick the oranges

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Oh like colombians give Hispanics a good rep Isn't Colombia known for cocaine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Reading all these over-the-top racist remarks, wow. I have many close mexican and white friends; all are equally intelligent and hardworking. C'mon people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:19pm
  • That is awesome in so many ways!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:52am
  • How is this racist? To all of you sensitive fucks, GET THE FUCK OVER IT QN ENJOY THE TEXT FOR WHAT IT IS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:52am
  • I love this. Thanks for the idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:53am
  • Fuck the toddler, this is CORONA were talkin about!

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 21, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Dude 6:39 those spicks will cut u son, and they won't get charges cuz they clean up very well. And 6:54 don't make fun of red necks, they invented NASCAR!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:29am
  • my step son is 1/4 mexican and he has the most beautiful skin, its like a tan all year round....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Mexican kids smell like beans you naco pinche gato. Go back to your poverty smelly lawless country!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:09pm
  • what the fuck is wrong with you ppl. You all sound like such stupid pieces of shit talking about sending them back to their country. I have had plenty of bad experiences with mexicans but im not hating on the race as a whole. I wish i knew who some of you ppl were id beat your stupid asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:34pm
  • At least he's keeping it real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:17am
  • omg !

    Submitted by IDKWTFTE94 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:55pm
  • can 1 up that one..i once saw a guy and his wife pushing a stroller up a hill with a 1/2 barrel in it while the mom held the 2 kids..oh and it was raining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:18pm
  • I'm Mexican and everyone loves me. SO MUCH FOR STEREOTYPES ASSHOLES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:45pm
  • My problem w Mexico? They whine ncry like little babies if we talk about closing our southern border, like they have the right to cross illegally, but they patrol THEIR southern border and they're BRUTAL about it. (Don't just take it from me, go look it up on Human Rights Watch or whatever.) Undeserving of respect, they are, the whining little baby hypocrites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I love beaners

    Submitted by CaptCock on Mar 15, 10 at 10:36pm
  • 1:35- you're an idiot. Hitler didn't even know what a mexican WAS! He was more concerned about murdering Jews, gypsys and homosexuals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:25am
  • I'm Mexican and think this is freakin hilarious. Plus...so true lol

    Submitted by calivixen on Jan 16, 11 at 12:47pm
  • racist people are gross. i am not even hispanic but i think its rude as shit when people talk shit about others just cause they arent exactly like them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:08pm
  • ahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha LOVE IT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:47am
  • I've seen this situation before as well! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:42pm
  • At least it was just one baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:40am
  • this has to be the best one i have read so far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:45am
  • Only in Phoenix or Tucson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:13am
  • You are an idiot dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Yea 11:06 stfu. Adding that he's Mexican just adds to how funny it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:18am
  • oh i can so picture this. LMAO haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Lazy stupid fucking mexicans! Let's just ship them back to where they came from! Oh wait, that would be so rude of us Americans. On second thought, let's just let them keep living here, taking our jobs and now our beer and we will all just paying for the whole fucking thing. GET THE FUCK OUT OF JERE YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:38am
  • To those of you rednecks telling the Mexicans to go back to their own country: Tell you what, they'll go back to their own country when you start showering, brushing your teeth, can go a day without being drunk, can listen to something other than country, drive a car instead of a truck, quit singing "Honky Tonk Badonka Donk", shall I go on? How's that for stereotypes? And to those of you hating on the rednecks, and calling people racist, go hug a tree, smoke some pot, it'll be all goo

    Submitted by aria_ravenmoon on Mar 5, 10 at 12:04am
  • 2:06 I loveee Mexican! And for everyone who doesn't, suck it bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:03pm
  • So much hate around the world no wonder no one is a peace these days.... Racism isn't cool and it never will be I bet All the minorities have jokes about white people.,. Fucking idiots think the color of ones skin determines how smart someone is... Pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:41am
  • I'm not racisist, I hate everyone equally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:26pm
  • This sounds like downtown L.A. lol. Man I love it. But serious all u racist ppl are fucking idiots. News flash just because there are Latinos does not make them Mexican. Call a someone from Spain that see how it works out for u. In closing California is the beststae true story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:32am
  • I fucken hate racist ass people especialy the fucken dirty ass red necks that talk shit about mexicans!! U whites r the dirtiest race u all stink like shit have the ugliest fucken kids n u all brought ur nasty European diseases over here! Don't be upset cuz mexicans r such a beautiful race. Muuaahhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:54pm
  • I thought mexicans only pushed lawn mowers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 11;06 stop being a fucking prick. I wish Jeff was here to call you out. FUCK YOU IHATEMEXICANS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 9:55- how do you know the people saying 'fuck the mexicans' are white? Now you are putting out a racist thought out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:45am
  • Oh man u saw that? Lil Juan was bein a bad mijo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:57am
  • I laughed so hard . and I'm Hispanic ..Colombian and I think mexicans give us HORRIBLE rep. they're all mostly pervs and need to stop fucking up the us. when they stare at me. I seriously go off on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:17am
  • This ignorance of the children on this site scares me. If all of you have children and teach them your racist idealogy - the world should be careful cos all the "stupid ignorant" Americans are about to start ww3. You all enjoy passing out stereotypes, and false criticisms, but none of you can handle it when the rest of the world is laughing at you for being fat and ignorant - at least as a stereotype.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:00am
  • The man was just helping the wifey with HER beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Hahaha that's hilarious!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22pm
  • It was probably my uncle

    Submitted by le_violiniste on Aug 19, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Uh, too bad corona is from mexico!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:14am
  • P.S. 6:39 is my hero. HOLLA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:42am
  • I saw that guy 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:21am
  • I have the funniest picture in my head after rippin my bong and reading this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:56am
  • Speaking as a former 917 resident who moved to 432, this text is extremely real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Hey he is just trying to make sure that the kid works out and does not end up like a fat American!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Yesterday a mexican came up to me and my friend when we were about to go into 7-11 and he shook both our hands and said "Hola!" He probably got done masterbating. Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:59am
  • you got it all wrong!! toddler was too drunk to walk straight so he had hired illegal mexican at minimum wage to get him booze and push it home.. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Mexicans drink Coronas? I thought that was the official beer of skanks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:22am
  • Holy crap that is awesome!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:46pm
  • jesus hates mexicans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Fucking idiots! If u can't take a joke then go back to your corona drinking, house party friends just don't fuck your cousin anymore, we have enough of u on one apartment already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:22am
  • I can't stand beaners.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 12.00 I'll landscape your lawn any time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:31pm
  • OP-Now that's what i call class. Mexican food is the shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:25pm
  • I love Mexicans

    Submitted by natalie100 on Jun 16, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Fuck yea!! We should do the mexicans like Hitler did the Jews!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Bahahahaha.. If you were to leave we'd just have to start doing our own labor.. 'your' land would still be there, just cleaner without you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 9:55 ignorant.. or just that fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:44am
  • 6 45 you are going to hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Mexican, black, white, brown, yellow..... we all bleed the same. I don't see people by race, i don't judge. However I thoroughly enjoyed this text. It was just meant to be funny, not to provoke mean people to cause race hating drama.. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:34am
  • Fucking spicks. Go back to smelly-ville you fucking taco hoppers. You expect us Americans to learn your disgusting language and yet all you can say is "no speaka anglash", fucking spicks. You impregnate anything that has a vag, you hang around in your greasy wife beaters smacking your hairy fat slob bellies. Stop whisteling to 12 year olds. And yes they do drink corona, and modela. ugh YOU SHOULD ALL BURN! GO AMERICA!!!!!!!! LAND OF THE NON SPICKS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:39pm
  • At least they can cook. Their food is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:04pm
  • fuck mexico. also, screw central america and the caribbean. get some damn class. peru and bolivia could use some genocide as well, fuck natives i.e. evo morales and his fugly sweaters love, south america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:40am
  • This is one of the reasons I left ny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:53am
  • Why does every text turn into a race war or someone doing something to big tone? First who the fuck is big tone and why do I care 2nd I wish I could kill all of u rasict ppl parents that way I can kill the cause of your ignorence. I'm sorry was that to much... Fuck you all you and them deserve it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:40am
  • Stupid fucking spics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:14pm
  • You are all reiculous this whole statement isn't Even racist anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Sounds exactly like a fucking Mexican to me! Seriously, go back to your third world fucked up country!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I love spanish pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:22am
  • 6:54 this guys from queens ny and sometimes people live up to their sterotypes which is how they are created in the first place so hush up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:24am
  • Couldn't say it any better 6:39..fuck yeah, it's all true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:47pm
  • I'm Mexican and I don't think it's racist. I think it's damn hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Lol haha that's fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Nobody else thumbs up this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Guess u were never in Mexico..nothing but fat mother fuckers that try to sell u shit every 5 feet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:04pm
  • The toddler probably could have carried another 12 pack, or at least a 6 pack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Everyone was a minority back when America was 'created'... unless you were an English male. Women weren't even able to vote till the 1920's but the black men were allowed well before that. Regaurdless there votes didn't count as a whole, they still had the option.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:29am
  • fuck all you beaner pigs. i hope every one of you gets cancer that eats your insides.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I'm from South America and I hate it when people assume I'm mexican. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:18pm
  • I love how people always have to pull the race card even when something clearly isn't even racist. Oh and I also love when people say they hate racists but then continue on about how they hate whites. Ps This is funny ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:46am
  • this is racist because the text could easily have been, "I saw a guy" but (917) decided they wanted to make sure everyone knew that the guy was "Mexican"... and by "Mexican", they meant he looked like a stereotypical Mexican man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:06am
  • 12:07 fuck yea we should!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:09pm
  • We're America we do what we want sour ass pussy piece of shit. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:23pm
  • You guys are so lucky you get Mexicans, we get Arrabs in Europe! The next war on terror is gonna be right in my frontyard :(

    Submitted by Nero905 on Apr 15, 12 at 4:52pm
  • i love how this basically became an "everyone hate on eachother's countries/races" thing, once again proving that most people, regardless of location or skin color, are fucking TOOLS so to you, i laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:03am
  • That's almost like the time I was mexican

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:09pm
  • 9:55 ahahahah lmao very nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:16am
  • Lmfao I never new people were so racist Indians dnt get dis much shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Why isn't Mexico represtented in the olypics? Because all of the mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already in America!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:20am
  • Sounds like my exboyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:31am
  • Of course the idians didn't get this much shit. They were nearly killed of with small pox. Dead people can't do much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:12pm
  • mexicans are the ugliest "people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:10pm
  • That's so horrible though I laughed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Yep...I was married to one..fucked up people that need to get the fuck out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:18pm
  • only in NYC! gotta love it!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:17am
  • OMG this is SO wrong but can't help but laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:09pm
  • This is the greatest thing I've read today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:37am
  • i saw a white guy walking down the street and he was pushing a stroller full of twinkies and cheetos while his fat baby tried to catch up. not to ride the stroller, mind you, he was too fat for that. he just wanted to stuff his little entitled white butt because he could. it's not racist to say all white people are fat, right? i mean "that's what stereotypes are there for" right? to perpetuate them. isn't that the logic floating around here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:47pm
  • 12:07PM, you're an asshole. The fact that you are looking at Hitler as a model to destroy all the mexicans is fucked up. Who cares. Maybe u should go live in a cave if u can't coexist with the minorities in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:35am
  • But owe so very true, i see it every day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:37am
  • that child may be left behind...

    Submitted by Hoisha219 on May 18, 10 at 2:31pm
  • The mexicans are reproducing? Shit, America needs a new plan :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Thats new york for ya;) i love it!

    Submitted by surfer321 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:51pm
  • It's not racist, it's fact! The guy was Hispanic! And he had 3 twelve packs of corona! It's the guys fault for firing the stereotype, if people notice who's fault is that? Just laugh cuz it's fuckin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:04pm
  • 6:54 your probably one of those Mexican spics that came over to America illegally, stole a job from a deserving American, and then refused to give back to the system by not paying any taxes. Fuck you and all your worthless kind. Go to Britain and fuck them over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Fuck mexicans !!! Go back to ur own country . Our economy is bad enough !!! We don't need any extra work by supporting u smelly Dirty fucking assholes .. Fuck off !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:09pm
  • what did God say when he made a mexican? OH shit! I burnt one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:30am
  • You guys need to calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:30am
  • u guys are SO RASIST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:31am