I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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as long as he didn't give out the name of the patient, he can share this info...
thats what fucking confidentiality is dumbasses
OMG IM FIRST IM SO FUCKING COOL, EVERYONE PAY HOMAGE TO HOW AWESOME I AM!!!!
4:36, not all the texts are "from last night" don't take the website so literally
You are what you eat.
HIPPA only prohibits you from sharing information that identifies a specific patient (name, birthdate, social security number,ect in addition to diagnosis or other health info) And nothing about that is identifiable to a specific person because I've had more than one patient ask me that as a labor and delivery nurse too.
U just broke dr/patient confidentiality bust it for the sake of comedy so I'll allow it
It's good that the OP didn't post names. He/she would be in deep shit.
Let's just hope the spooge doesn't add to the morning sickness.....and hope that the kid doesn't ask, "Mommy, what did you eat when you were pregnant with me?" I mean, how are you supposed to say, "Well, my child, I drank your father's seminal fluid."
*evil cackle* ... One might say I'm going to hell for that one, but I'm atheist, so it doesn't matter. XD
what ever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Yeah I'm a doctor and it is legal to share stories you just can't give out names or any info on the patient
Yes, 4:35 I am an asshole :) where in the Hippa Law does it restrict sharing of stories? I don't see any names listed in that text.. Maybe you have reading x-ray vision or some shit. So please, share with us.. What law was broken?
ALRIGHT WE GET IT!! PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY WAS NOT BREACHED, THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP EXPLAINING WHY.
no one caught the bf part? sounds like trouble imo.
hahaha ohhh wow, this is so like the [insert random area code here]. go [random town/city/college]!
11:23 -- needs to get laid.
Seriously, that was uncalled for.
Porn has made straight men such sheep.
Eww doesn't that mean that the baby is swallowing eating cum too? Yup!
There were no names used, therefore, no violation. Gah, tards.
My dad is a doctor & he always tells me funny stories about his patients without naming names. He's still practicing medicine in his office. No laws broken.
Bloody hell, people, the law is HIPAA. And no, this isn't a violation. Jebus.
In Soviet Russia, swallowing get you pregnant.
Colorado. Fuck yes.
thank you 4:32. if the doc didnt say anyones name, its still confidential
He didn't give names out to patient or to us, and we don't have his name/full phone #/business name/some form of ID anyway. So quit your bitchin' and enjoy the damned text!
I hope you told her that anal sex is a good way to relax the back muscles
11:23 shut up.
11:36 I agree.
Some people need to lighten up. My gosh.
lol i would send that as a text...
4:58 Bukkake doesn't involve swallowing.
is this advice from personal experience?
whoahh man. gross^^^
and you guyss are douschers who said it was doctor?
it could be a nurse or rad tech. shit its a fckn
TLFN! why go any farther then just laughing and moving on. get the sticks out of your asses and have some fckn humor.
exactly.... their sense of ethics is really messed up
Even if you're pregnant, spitters are quitters.
It's not HIPPA, it is HIPAA.
It really stands for: Helping Increase Personal Assets of Attorneys...
Every single one of you appears to be so fucking stupid that my mind is actually blown.
Who cares about doctor-patient confidentiality? This world isn't a private one.. Every stupid thing you do or say.. Will end up on YouTube for all of us to laugh at :) so get over your confidentiality and make me a sammich...... Bitch..
Wow... That kids def going to be a swallower
some people are so fucking stupid. 9:07 oh really? there aren't any doctors on this site? how the fuck would you know.
haha this one is fucking hilarious
How is he breaking confidentiality? He does not name names. It could be anyone.
8:50 a lot of girls swallow seek attention somewhere else
My lord people. It's not illegal as long as no names are used. Why can't anyone just let this shit be funny?
... And that's just fucking sick and disturbing
9:07, there are definately doctors on this site
if baby doesnt like it baby with throw it up. all yall talkin about spitters are quitters should consider if you want vomit all over their crotches lol
ya'll are missing the point. that "bf" needs to get with it and marry that chick. she is a fuckin trooper.
Seriously swallowing is actually healthy it prevents breast cancer. Ppl gotta watch 20/20 more often. SO LADIES SWALLOW AWAY TO LIVE AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY
Sorry to spam you guys if this goes through too
Damn 4:29 u really are one stupid asshole.
The HIPPA law require confidentiality. U can be fined, lose ur prviliage to practice, or face jail time.
Glad to hear, good girls do swallow. # pls.
confidentiality does not mean that doctors can never share stories about their jobs! and doing so does not make them a bad doctor. using names or referring to specific people is obviously different, but i don't see the problem here.
I'm so happy that idiots like this are repopulating our world...
What a dumb question. But bitches should always swallow!
10:33 shut the fuck up the bible is a load of shit anyways
743. Wrong. Go back to nursing school and makes some beds
I've seen this one before
There definitely are doctors on this site first of all. And second, technically you aren't breaking doctor/patient confidentiality if names aren't mentioned. So shut the fuck up.
It may lower her chances of having pre-ecclampsia too.
12:24 makes a good point. If you swallow, the baby's swallowing, so it's like you're giving YOUR CHILD oral sex. Your baby is eating your cum O.O it's almost like incest
this website was supposed to be fun. too many assholes found out about it
she didn't give any names so who fucking cares
doctors don't do that. and if they do, their own lives must not be interesting enough so they think about their patients' lives and then share it with their friends who have no idea who they are ?
bc people on this site are fucking lame with no sense of humor.
i think this is from the office i work at in boulder...
9:07, it could have been a nurse and it's not violating any confidentiality agreement bc this nurse or doctor didn't provide any of the patients personal information, including her name
Gotta love Canadian women, they'll eat ANYTHING!
That is one day a girl I wannt to date.
At least u know ur an asshole and fuckin stupid. Let's see. a patient could recognize it and someone is busted right there.
more like med students go on here....it's a great way to laugh at / talk shit to anonymous people when you're on a study break
unless this was a late night visit, this seems hardly like a "text from last night"
EVERYONE talks about the funny shit they see at work!!! EVEN doctors and nurses. It's how you get by.
You should explain that if she had started the practice earlier she probably wouldn't be in the situation she's in now.
Liar. No self respecting doctor would send this as a text.
couldn't you have told her that swallowing on a routine basis is a good way to develop her breathing skills and that it is a healthy habit to get into?
fake. doc/patient confidentiality
and there are no doctors on this site
hey 5:49 -- can you tell us your name? I'd like to be able to say that I know a real asshole
6:52...are you serious? yes, doctors and nurses definitely do that.
Wow what a way to break a little privllage there. Gotta thank that dr for confidentiality!!!