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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:32pm

    as long as he didn't give out the name of the patient, he can share this info... thats what fucking confidentiality is dumbasses

  • 95 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    You are what you eat.

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:42pm

    Yeah I'm a doctor and it is legal to share stories you just can't give out names or any info on the patient

  • 92 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:23pm

    OMG IM FIRST IM SO FUCKING COOL, EVERYONE PAY HOMAGE TO HOW AWESOME I AM!!!!

  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:24pm

    no one caught the bf part? sounds like trouble imo.

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    hahaha ohhh wow, this is so like the [insert random area code here]. go [random town/city/college]!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:26pm

    what ever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:50pm

    U just broke dr/patient confidentiality bust it for the sake of comedy so I'll allow it

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:18pm

    My dad is a doctor & he always tells me funny stories about his patients without naming names. He's still practicing medicine in his office. No laws broken.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:17pm

    HIPPA only prohibits you from sharing information that identifies a specific patient (name, birthdate, social security number,ect in addition to diagnosis or other health info) And nothing about that is identifiable to a specific person because I've had more than one patient ask me that as a labor and delivery nurse too.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:40pm

    Porn has made straight men such sheep.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:43pm

    whoahh man. gross^^^ and you guyss are douschers who said it was doctor? it could be a nurse or rad tech. shit its a fckn TLFN! why go any farther then just laughing and moving on. get the sticks out of your asses and have some fckn humor.

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:25pm

    Even if you're pregnant, spitters are quitters.

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm

    Wow... That kids def going to be a swallower

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:30pm

    It's good that the OP didn't post names. He/she would be in deep shit. Let's just hope the spooge doesn't add to the morning sickness.....and hope that the kid doesn't ask, "Mommy, what did you eat when you were pregnant with me?" I mean, how are you supposed to say, "Well, my child, I drank your father's seminal fluid." *evil cackle* ... One might say I'm going to hell for that one, but I'm atheist, so it doesn't matter. XD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:49pm

    Yes, 4:35 I am an asshole :) where in the Hippa Law does it restrict sharing of stories? I don't see any names listed in that text.. Maybe you have reading x-ray vision or some shit. So please, share with us.. What law was broken?

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:48am

    11:23 -- needs to get laid. Seriously, that was uncalled for.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:36, not all the texts are "from last night" don't take the website so literally

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:30pm

    In Soviet Russia, swallowing get you pregnant.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    exactly.... their sense of ethics is really messed up

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm

    11:23 shut up. 11:36 I agree. Some people need to lighten up. My gosh.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:59pm

    8:50 a lot of girls swallow seek attention somewhere else

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:13pm

    My lord people. It's not illegal as long as no names are used. Why can't anyone just let this shit be funny?

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:15pm

    ALRIGHT WE GET IT!! PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY WAS NOT BREACHED, THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP EXPLAINING WHY.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:56pm

    ya'll are missing the point. that "bf" needs to get with it and marry that chick. she is a fuckin trooper.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm

    I hope you told her that anal sex is a good way to relax the back muscles

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:02pm

    thank you 4:32. if the doc didnt say anyones name, its still confidential

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:28pm

    There were no names used, therefore, no violation. Gah, tards.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:11am

    Seriously swallowing is actually healthy it prevents breast cancer. Ppl gotta watch 20/20 more often. SO LADIES SWALLOW AWAY TO LIVE AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    4:58 Bukkake doesn't involve swallowing.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:25pm

    9:07 There definitely are doctors on this site first of all. And second, technically you aren't breaking doctor/patient confidentiality if names aren't mentioned. So shut the fuck up.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:24am

    Eww doesn't that mean that the baby is swallowing eating cum too? Yup!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:47pm

    she didn't give any names so who fucking cares

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:22pm

    Every single one of you appears to be so fucking stupid that my mind is actually blown.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:42pm

    I'm so happy that idiots like this are repopulating our world...

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:06pm

    It's not HIPPA, it is HIPAA. It really stands for: Helping Increase Personal Assets of Attorneys...

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:00pm

    Bloody hell, people, the law is HIPAA. And no, this isn't a violation. Jebus.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:29pm

    Who cares about doctor-patient confidentiality? This world isn't a private one.. Every stupid thing you do or say.. Will end up on YouTube for all of us to laugh at :) so get over your confidentiality and make me a sammich...... Bitch..

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:33am

    ... And that's just fucking sick and disturbing -12:32

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:23pm

    10:33 shut the fuck up the bible is a load of shit anyways

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm

    haha this one is fucking hilarious

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:36am

    How is he breaking confidentiality? He does not name names. It could be anyone.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:28am

    Colorado. Fuck yes.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:29pm

    is this advice from personal experience?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:24pm

    lol i would send that as a text...

  • 53 74
    Submitted by uhlizubeth on Jun 10, 10 at 7:33am

    I've seen this one before

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:17am

    He didn't give names out to patient or to us, and we don't have his name/full phone #/business name/some form of ID anyway. So quit your bitchin' and enjoy the damned text!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:50am

    That is one day a girl I wannt to date.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:58pm

    couldn't you have told her that swallowing on a routine basis is a good way to develop her breathing skills and that it is a healthy habit to get into?

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:35am

    Gotta love Canadian women, they'll eat ANYTHING! K-RI$

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:57pm

    if baby doesnt like it baby with throw it up. all yall talkin about spitters are quitters should consider if you want vomit all over their crotches lol

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:41pm

    more like med students go on here....it's a great way to laugh at / talk shit to anonymous people when you're on a study break

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm

    At least u know ur an asshole and fuckin stupid. Let's see. a patient could recognize it and someone is busted right there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:35pm

    Damn 4:29 u really are one stupid asshole. The HIPPA law require confidentiality. U can be fined, lose ur prviliage to practice, or face jail time.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:50am

    Glad to hear, good girls do swallow. # pls.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:11pm

    9:07, it could have been a nurse and it's not violating any confidentiality agreement bc this nurse or doctor didn't provide any of the patients personal information, including her name

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:37pm

    EVERYONE talks about the funny shit they see at work!!! EVEN doctors and nurses. It's how you get by.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:36pm

    this website was supposed to be fun. too many assholes found out about it

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:20am

    You should explain that if she had started the practice earlier she probably wouldn't be in the situation she's in now.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:36am

    743. Wrong. Go back to nursing school and makes some beds

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    confidentiality does not mean that doctors can never share stories about their jobs! and doing so does not make them a bad doctor. using names or referring to specific people is obviously different, but i don't see the problem here.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:22am

    some people are so fucking stupid. 9:07 oh really? there aren't any doctors on this site? how the fuck would you know.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:29am

    i think this is from the office i work at in boulder...

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:14pm

    9:07, there are definately doctors on this site

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:01pm

    6:52...are you serious? yes, doctors and nurses definitely do that.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:46pm

    bc people on this site are fucking lame with no sense of humor.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:50pm

    Sorry to spam you guys if this goes through too

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:43am

    It may lower her chances of having pre-ecclampsia too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm

    What a dumb question. But bitches should always swallow!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:32am

    12:24 makes a good point. If you swallow, the baby's swallowing, so it's like you're giving YOUR CHILD oral sex. Your baby is eating your cum O.O it's almost like incest

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:52pm

    doctors don't do that. and if they do, their own lives must not be interesting enough so they think about their patients' lives and then share it with their friends who have no idea who they are ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:36pm

    unless this was a late night visit, this seems hardly like a "text from last night"

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:07pm

    fake. doc/patient confidentiality and there are no doctors on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm

    Liar. No self respecting doctor would send this as a text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:22am

    Wow what a way to break a little privllage there. Gotta thank that dr for confidentiality!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm

    hey 5:49 -- can you tell us your name? I'd like to be able to say that I know a real asshole