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  • as long as he didn't give out the name of the patient, he can share this info... thats what fucking confidentiality is dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 4:36, not all the texts are "from last night" don't take the website so literally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:47pm
  • OMG IM FIRST IM SO FUCKING COOL, EVERYONE PAY HOMAGE TO HOW AWESOME I AM!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:23pm
  • You are what you eat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:28pm
  • HIPPA only prohibits you from sharing information that identifies a specific patient (name, birthdate, social security number,ect in addition to diagnosis or other health info) And nothing about that is identifiable to a specific person because I've had more than one patient ask me that as a labor and delivery nurse too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:17pm
  • U just broke dr/patient confidentiality bust it for the sake of comedy so I'll allow it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:50pm
  • It's good that the OP didn't post names. He/she would be in deep shit. Let's just hope the spooge doesn't add to the morning sickness.....and hope that the kid doesn't ask, "Mommy, what did you eat when you were pregnant with me?" I mean, how are you supposed to say, "Well, my child, I drank your father's seminal fluid." *evil cackle* ... One might say I'm going to hell for that one, but I'm atheist, so it doesn't matter. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:30pm
  • what ever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Yeah I'm a doctor and it is legal to share stories you just can't give out names or any info on the patient

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:42pm
  • ALRIGHT WE GET IT!! PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY WAS NOT BREACHED, THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP EXPLAINING WHY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Yes, 4:35 I am an asshole :) where in the Hippa Law does it restrict sharing of stories? I don't see any names listed in that text.. Maybe you have reading x-ray vision or some shit. So please, share with us.. What law was broken?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:49pm
  • no one caught the bf part? sounds like trouble imo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:24pm
  • hahaha ohhh wow, this is so like the [insert random area code here]. go [random town/city/college]!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:25pm
  • 11:23 -- needs to get laid. Seriously, that was uncalled for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:48am
  • Porn has made straight men such sheep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Eww doesn't that mean that the baby is swallowing eating cum too? Yup!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:24am
  • There were no names used, therefore, no violation. Gah, tards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Bloody hell, people, the law is HIPAA. And no, this isn't a violation. Jebus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:00pm
  • My dad is a doctor & he always tells me funny stories about his patients without naming names. He's still practicing medicine in his office. No laws broken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:18pm
  • In Soviet Russia, swallowing get you pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:30pm
  • thank you 4:32. if the doc didnt say anyones name, its still confidential

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:02pm
  • I hope you told her that anal sex is a good way to relax the back muscles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Colorado. Fuck yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:28am
  • 11:23 shut up. 11:36 I agree. Some people need to lighten up. My gosh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm
  • He didn't give names out to patient or to us, and we don't have his name/full phone #/business name/some form of ID anyway. So quit your bitchin' and enjoy the damned text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:17am
  • lol i would send that as a text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:24pm
  • is this advice from personal experience?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Even if you're pregnant, spitters are quitters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:25pm
  • whoahh man. gross^^^ and you guyss are douschers who said it was doctor? it could be a nurse or rad tech. shit its a fckn TLFN! why go any farther then just laughing and moving on. get the sticks out of your asses and have some fckn humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 4:58 Bukkake doesn't involve swallowing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:08pm
  • exactly.... their sense of ethics is really messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Wow... That kids def going to be a swallower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm
  • It's not HIPPA, it is HIPAA. It really stands for: Helping Increase Personal Assets of Attorneys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Every single one of you appears to be so fucking stupid that my mind is actually blown.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Who cares about doctor-patient confidentiality? This world isn't a private one.. Every stupid thing you do or say.. Will end up on YouTube for all of us to laugh at :) so get over your confidentiality and make me a sammich...... Bitch..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:29pm
  • haha this one is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm
  • some people are so fucking stupid. 9:07 oh really? there aren't any doctors on this site? how the fuck would you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:22am
  • How is he breaking confidentiality? He does not name names. It could be anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:36am
  • 8:50 a lot of girls swallow seek attention somewhere else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:59pm
  • 9:07, there are definately doctors on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:14pm
  • My lord people. It's not illegal as long as no names are used. Why can't anyone just let this shit be funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:13pm
  • ... And that's just fucking sick and disturbing -12:32

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:33am
  • if baby doesnt like it baby with throw it up. all yall talkin about spitters are quitters should consider if you want vomit all over their crotches lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Sorry to spam you guys if this goes through too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Seriously swallowing is actually healthy it prevents breast cancer. Ppl gotta watch 20/20 more often. SO LADIES SWALLOW AWAY TO LIVE AND FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:11am
  • Damn 4:29 u really are one stupid asshole. The HIPPA law require confidentiality. U can be fined, lose ur prviliage to practice, or face jail time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:35pm
  • ya'll are missing the point. that "bf" needs to get with it and marry that chick. she is a fuckin trooper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:56pm
  • confidentiality does not mean that doctors can never share stories about their jobs! and doing so does not make them a bad doctor. using names or referring to specific people is obviously different, but i don't see the problem here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:43pm
  • I'm so happy that idiots like this are repopulating our world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Glad to hear, good girls do swallow. # pls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:50am
  • What a dumb question. But bitches should always swallow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 10:33 shut the fuck up the bible is a load of shit anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I've seen this one before

    Submitted by uhlizubeth on Jun 10, 10 at 7:33am
  • 743. Wrong. Go back to nursing school and makes some beds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:36am
  • It may lower her chances of having pre-ecclampsia too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:43am
  • 12:24 makes a good point. If you swallow, the baby's swallowing, so it's like you're giving YOUR CHILD oral sex. Your baby is eating your cum O.O it's almost like incest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:32am
  • this website was supposed to be fun. too many assholes found out about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:36pm
  • 9:07 There definitely are doctors on this site first of all. And second, technically you aren't breaking doctor/patient confidentiality if names aren't mentioned. So shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:25pm
  • i think this is from the office i work at in boulder...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:29am
  • doctors don't do that. and if they do, their own lives must not be interesting enough so they think about their patients' lives and then share it with their friends who have no idea who they are ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:52pm
  • she didn't give any names so who fucking cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:47pm
  • bc people on this site are fucking lame with no sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Gotta love Canadian women, they'll eat ANYTHING! K-RI$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:35am
  • 9:07, it could have been a nurse and it's not violating any confidentiality agreement bc this nurse or doctor didn't provide any of the patients personal information, including her name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:11pm
  • That is one day a girl I wannt to date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:50am
  • At least u know ur an asshole and fuckin stupid. Let's see. a patient could recognize it and someone is busted right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm
  • EVERYONE talks about the funny shit they see at work!!! EVEN doctors and nurses. It's how you get by.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:37pm
  • more like med students go on here....it's a great way to laugh at / talk shit to anonymous people when you're on a study break

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:41pm
  • unless this was a late night visit, this seems hardly like a "text from last night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:36pm
  • You should explain that if she had started the practice earlier she probably wouldn't be in the situation she's in now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:20am
  • Liar. No self respecting doctor would send this as a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22pm
  • couldn't you have told her that swallowing on a routine basis is a good way to develop her breathing skills and that it is a healthy habit to get into?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:58pm
  • fake. doc/patient confidentiality and there are no doctors on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:07pm
  • hey 5:49 -- can you tell us your name? I'd like to be able to say that I know a real asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 6:52...are you serious? yes, doctors and nurses definitely do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Wow what a way to break a little privllage there. Gotta thank that dr for confidentiality!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:22am
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