the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Or she was looking at her stomach and referring to her baby
then she wouldn't have been at a bar
Holy shit. What a slut.
If that was the case, I really hope you didn't go home alone.
That's the chick from Teeth. So even if you don't go home alone tonight, your penis is still not going to be there in the morning.
First. Merry Christmas.
@zachneedg2 How's having Down Syndrome working out for you?
...and to think that he wished you a Merry Christmas...
First? Really? Can't you say something productive?\n\nI'm more interested in knowing if her went home alone?
Unless of course, you notice the herpes.
Ever see the movie "teeth"? It's about a girl that has teeth in her vagina.
smutty mc slut slut!