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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:25am

    red heads are either extremely hot or butt ugly. theres no in between with them. food for thought

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:57am

    Red in the head freak in the bed hell ya I love redheads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:37am

    Eat the red carpet!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:22am

    It's guys like you that make me the goalie I am today. Stay the fuck away from her!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 16, 12 at 12:25am

      If she cheats on you, is she still worth protecting?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:04pm

    Nobody likes a Ginger cmon!!!! Fuckin kippers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:51pm

    Dude gingers are fucking freaky. Holy shit. I would know. I'm dating one :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:19pm

    Gingers will rule the world one day and u will be dead

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:33pm

    Hey! No ring, no problem!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:36pm

    hell yes C of C redheads ;] thats me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    that's especialy true with red heads. trust me. i am one...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:57pm

    pretty sure this is about me.

  • Submitted by tonaccus on Dec 5, 10 at 7:54am

    Agreed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:17pm

    Funny, but a seriously dick move.

  • Submitted by iloveyou2loser on Dec 24, 10 at 7:42am

    Definitely something a guy has said to me when I reminded him I was taken.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:58am

    Hell yes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21pm

    I've never heard that before...i immediately called me friend who is a goalie, and we laughed our asses off. Then there was that awkward silence...

  • Submitted by mhmmmyup on Jan 28, 10 at 2:40am

    my high school psych teacher said that exact thing to my best guy friend, about me, at a gas station. class the next day was kinda awkward to say the least.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:37pm

    BEST THING IVE EVER READ

  • Submitted by shelbaybay on Nov 24, 10 at 4:14pm

    Obviously if she wants to cheat on her bf then things aren't going too good anyway, that or she doesn't even like him that much.

  • Submitted by Tamahimik on May 2, 10 at 12:03am

    I know a redhead who's in between hot and ugly... she's nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:51am

    Briliant

  • Submitted by npr715 on May 11, 10 at 9:12am

    Those are words to live by

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:59pm

    New motto for sure!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:13am

    Dam gingernut

  • Submitted by sexpanda on Apr 25, 10 at 10:52pm

    Whoever came up with this ingenious phrase deserves a fucking Nobel prize. My new catch phrase.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:29am

    shes not married. i am a girl and i find this quite funny. for some reason....i always end up with the guys who have girlfriends...who obviously arent giving them what they need...it happens. deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:20am

    soccer is for fucktards

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:47pm

    Fuck your mother!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:40pm

    boyfriends are just speedbumps, might slow ya down but won't stop ya

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:40am

    ha ha me too, she takes it for sure ===D~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:45pm

    843! Definitely a C of C student

  • Submitted by Caybayy on Feb 5, 10 at 12:07am

    Ha, I love the hockey reference!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:30am

    Hahahah that is a man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    Sweet as line, If she has a man and you don't know him go for it! If you know him, real dick move bro!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:47am

    A girl with a bf said that to me..SCORE!

  • Submitted by fredomen21 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:24pm

    Aaaaahahahahaha \nThat shits hella funny and true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:54pm

    Best one EVER!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:20am

    Just gotta remember, he doesn't lose his gf, he just loses his turn!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:16pm

    Agreed, the "ripped of the new... site" should stop complaining and go Score with that site he/she likes so much...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:47am

    that line hurts cuz it's happened too many times. redhead chicks are freaks, i should know, i am one of them :)

  • Submitted by charlotte on Feb 18, 10 at 6:32pm

    i love this! FIND ME NOW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:00pm

    820 it is not necessarily talking about soccer dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:52pm

    prob about a slutty girl named carley from hhi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:30pm

    Fuck firecrotches. You're gross.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:50pm

    if she is willing then its not a dick move, takes two! now if she was passed out or the other guy was a friend that would be dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:31pm

    yes this was ripped from an overwhelmingly ugly rip-off of this site.

  • Submitted by tookumm55 on May 10, 10 at 10:55pm

    I feel like this could potentially be me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:24pm

    Haha of course they are from here. I bet Myrtle Beach.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:07pm

    Allright now children! Arguing ruins the buzz!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:37pm

    So I guess whoever thinks this point of view is ok, whenever you have a girlfriend don't get pissed if some dude is trying to score with her. You know since it is ok.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:56pm

    I FUCKING HATE GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by vicmaster on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm

    Philosopher....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:17pm

    Fuck hockey, he means soccer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:15pm

    C OF C! haha, absolutely awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:54pm

    my buddy gives me this advice as soon as he realizes i like another girl. i look at him like wtf then realize its true. thanks buddy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:27pm

    I'm from 843...I don't doubt this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:37pm

    ahahahahahaaha yes!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:24am

    now that i've grown, girls with a guy are off limits to me... not necessarily because i care about him - he's obviously not doing something right if she's strayin... but i've gotten into scraps with guys over girls that weren't even worth a callback, let alone a throw down. not worth the drama.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:18am

    as a female, i agree with the above. she shouldn't be such a slut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:22pm

    yeah, sure - dick move. unless, of course, you score...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:50pm

    I never seen a ring plug a hole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:48am

    conversation at dudleys

  • Submitted by stlrams261 on Feb 23, 10 at 11:56pm

    GREAT F'N POINT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:41pm

    Fucking hate that line. Be original asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:57pm

    this is true, my goalie never stops them from scoring.... 8015092647

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:48pm

    mm protecting monogamy? That sounds a bit stupid. It's really a case of protecting your relationship, and it's definitely a choice. If you get wasted and have no control over what you do, then you'll take the repercussions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:29am

    why is it a dick move? if shes down, sweet. she can deal with the repercussions, her decision.... i dont think its anyones job to go around protecting monatomy... what is she property?

  • Submitted by Laxrat1 on May 18, 10 at 1:31pm

    If the goalie is anything like antti niemi, we're all fucked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49am

    this makes me proud to live in the 843

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:36pm

    oh noes! a stolen joke. /sarcasm

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:19am

    Ginger men are better. Tehe

  • Submitted by kiglitter on Mar 20, 10 at 11:57pm

    Good one! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:22pm

    hahahaha Carley from HHI is a nnassstttyyy bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:34pm

    Ginger women are amazing!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:35am

    i'm going to kill you 'ripped off of new fml site" seriously, this is a real death threat. report it to the cops. i will come for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:34pm

    to those who think its a dick move, you must not be a very good goalie... hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:20am

    who the hell cares if it's ripped, still funny as shit, btw, lindsay lohan was hot when she was a frotch, now shes just a paris hilton crack whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 10 at 7:11pm

    1:31 you have a point. I have no idea y they didn't sign him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:48pm

    why is it a dick move on the guys part? if the girl is a whore that's her fault/problem/dick move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38am

    all about the red heads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:07pm

    Ripped or not, I've heard this before and it's a funny line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:11am

    Heh, I used that line about a red head... Happy days...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:05pm

    Lindsay Lohan is a FIRECROTCH!

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    Submitted by 2cool4skool on May 22, 11 at 10:00am

    That's what I'm sayinnnnn

  • Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:40pm

    True...so true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:13pm

    Has anyone ever seen a ring block a hole?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:20pm

    this line is years old. I can't believe it actually made the site. WFT?!?!

  • Submitted by russian16 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm

    Hahhahahahs. True statement bro. Look out for karma though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    old but still funny. college stories @ oicollege.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:16am

    Ahaha this is great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:36pm

    that might be the best line ever..."just beczuse theirs a goalie dfoesnt mean u canr score.."

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    Submitted by tanbo on Jul 1, 11 at 4:02am

    Bfs are speedbumps, not stop signs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:32am

    The person under me sucks dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:53pm

    this actually just happened to me.. like minutes ago.. I go he is married.. and my friend said.. just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score .. oh my gosh this just made my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36am

    No... Ginger women are as good as they ever Get!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:59pm

    Gonna use that line for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:07pm

    wow thats terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Im not sure if thats a good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh but its true guys don't care. Im married and guys think im lying wow. Ass is what he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:09am

    that's the best line ever, use it all the time

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    Submitted by Nostradamus on Sep 29, 11 at 5:37am

    Good metaphor though and he has a point. Only gotta pass m

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:02pm

    i need to B my L on some girls T's

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:37pm

    spoken like a true wingman

  • Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hey, man, I'm a goalie. But words of wisdom nonetheless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:16pm

    haha!! I know her^^^

  • Submitted by bennysbabe on Jul 21, 10 at 3:56pm

    Ha red heads are freakssss!!!!! <3 843

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    Submitted by ohwhatthefuk on Sep 9, 11 at 5:26pm

    death to soulless gingers haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:38pm

    5 24 I feel you on thrown down over Rufus pussy. That's why I elect only messing with confused lesbians. Less drama and the appricate the real thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:30am

    greatest line i use it all the time

  • Submitted by singlelife43 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:51pm

    heyyy, i think this could definitely be about me! haha. redheads are not all gross. I'm somewhat of a redhead but I'm not ugly, from what people tell me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:32am

    whether or not you score, its still a dick move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43am

    yuck, a redhead.... why bother... thats gross... a paisty polkadot person with orange hair..... redheads are almost another species! The thought of touching a redhead just grosses me out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09pm

    Am I the only one that sees the beauty in the pun "dick move". I'm pretty sure thats the point

  • Submitted by charlo on Jul 18, 10 at 2:21am

    And they are all whores

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    Submitted by gfencer on Aug 16, 11 at 2:15am

    They should have put that quote in Pulp Fiction somewhere!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31pm

    My teacher was a Ginger unntil I stuk the dildo up her butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:57pm

    This is by far the most clever thing i have heard this hour

  • Submitted by dannitehgnome114 on Dec 31, 10 at 12:27am

    Yeah, that'd be my cousin haha. He says it alll the damn time!

  • Submitted by rawrsex on Jul 14, 11 at 12:33am

    I'm a hot red head...Ijs lol