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  • red heads are either extremely hot or butt ugly. theres no in between with them. food for thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:25am
  • I know a redhead who's in between hot and ugly... she's nice.

    Submitted by Tamahimik on May 2, 10 at 12:03am
  • Eat the red carpet!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:37am
  • Philosopher....

    Submitted by vicmaster on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm
  • Fuck your mother!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:47pm
  • Dude gingers are fucking freaky. Holy shit. I would know. I'm dating one :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:51pm
  • that's especialy true with red heads. trust me. i am one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Hell yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:58am
  • Funny, but a seriously dick move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Allright now children! Arguing ruins the buzz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Nobody likes a Ginger cmon!!!! Fuckin kippers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:04pm
  • I've never heard that before...i immediately called me friend who is a goalie, and we laughed our asses off. Then there was that awkward silence...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Obviously if she wants to cheat on her bf then things aren't going too good anyway, that or she doesn't even like him that much.

    Submitted by shelbaybay on Nov 24, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Whoever came up with this ingenious phrase deserves a fucking Nobel prize. My new catch phrase.

    Submitted by sexpanda on Apr 25, 10 at 10:52pm
  • my high school psych teacher said that exact thing to my best guy friend, about me, at a gas station. class the next day was kinda awkward to say the least.

    Submitted by mhmmmyup on Jan 28, 10 at 2:40am
  • It's guys like you that make me the goalie I am today. Stay the fuck away from her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:22am
  • Fuck hockey, he means soccer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:17pm
  • New motto for sure!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:59pm
  • Red in the head freak in the bed hell ya I love redheads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:57am
  • i need to B my L on some girls T's

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:02pm
  • pretty sure this is about me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Ripped or not, I've heard this before and it's a funny line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:07pm
  • Ha, I love the hockey reference!

    Submitted by Caybayy on Feb 5, 10 at 12:07am
  • yes this was ripped from an overwhelmingly ugly rip-off of this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:31pm
  • True...so true

    Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:40pm
  • my buddy gives me this advice as soon as he realizes i like another girl. i look at him like wtf then realize its true. thanks buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Briliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:51am
  • hell yes C of C redheads ;] thats me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Aaaaahahahahaha \nThat shits hella funny and true

    Submitted by fredomen21 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:24pm
  • as a female, i agree with the above. she shouldn't be such a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:18am
  • old but still funny. college stories @ oicollege.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:13pm
  • this makes me proud to live in the 843

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49am
  • hahahaha Carley from HHI is a nnassstttyyy bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:22pm
  • ahahahahahaaha yes!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by tonaccus on Dec 5, 10 at 7:54am
  • Agreed, the "ripped of the new... site" should stop complaining and go Score with that site he/she likes so much...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 6:16pm
  • oh noes! a stolen joke. /sarcasm

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 820 it is not necessarily talking about soccer dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:00pm
  • soccer is for fucktards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:20am
  • BEST THING IVE EVER READ

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:37pm
  • yeah, sure - dick move. unless, of course, you score...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Good one! :)

    Submitted by kiglitter on Mar 20, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Fuck firecrotches. You're gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:30pm
  • I'm from 843...I don't doubt this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:27pm
  • if she is willing then its not a dick move, takes two! now if she was passed out or the other guy was a friend that would be dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:50pm
  • prob about a slutty girl named carley from hhi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Those are words to live by

    Submitted by npr715 on May 11, 10 at 9:12am
  • 843! Definitely a C of C student

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Definitely something a guy has said to me when I reminded him I was taken.

    Submitted by iloveyou2loser on Dec 24, 10 at 7:42am
  • Hey, man, I'm a goalie. But words of wisdom nonetheless.

    Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Fucking hate that line. Be original asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Haha of course they are from here. I bet Myrtle Beach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Gingers will rule the world one day and u will be dead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Sweet as line, If she has a man and you don't know him go for it! If you know him, real dick move bro!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • I feel like this could potentially be me...

    Submitted by tookumm55 on May 10, 10 at 10:55pm
  • conversation at dudleys

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:48am
  • If the goalie is anything like antti niemi, we're all fucked

    Submitted by Laxrat1 on May 18, 10 at 1:31pm
  • who the hell cares if it's ripped, still funny as shit, btw, lindsay lohan was hot when she was a frotch, now shes just a paris hilton crack whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:20am
  • to those who think its a dick move, you must not be a very good goalie... hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Hahhahahahs. True statement bro. Look out for karma though.

    Submitted by russian16 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm
  • C OF C! haha, absolutely awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:15pm
  • So I guess whoever thinks this point of view is ok, whenever you have a girlfriend don't get pissed if some dude is trying to score with her. You know since it is ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Just gotta remember, he doesn't lose his gf, he just loses his turn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:20am
  • Hey! No ring, no problem!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:33pm
  • This is by far the most clever thing i have heard this hour

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:57pm
  • death to soulless gingers haha

    Submitted by ohwhatthefuk on Sep 9, 11 at 5:26pm
  • ha ha me too, she takes it for sure ===D~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:40am
  • Ginger men are better. Tehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:19am
  • Gonna use that line for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Ha red heads are freakssss!!!!! <3 843

    Submitted by bennysbabe on Jul 21, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Best one EVER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:54pm
  • this actually just happened to me.. like minutes ago.. I go he is married.. and my friend said.. just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score .. oh my gosh this just made my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:53pm
  • that's the best line ever, use it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:09am
  • mm protecting monogamy? That sounds a bit stupid. It's really a case of protecting your relationship, and it's definitely a choice. If you get wasted and have no control over what you do, then you'll take the repercussions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Ginger women are amazing!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:34pm
  • The person under me sucks dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:32am
  • Hahahah that is a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:30am
  • boyfriends are just speedbumps, might slow ya down but won't stop ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Dam gingernut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:13am
  • now that i've grown, girls with a guy are off limits to me... not necessarily because i care about him - he's obviously not doing something right if she's strayin... but i've gotten into scraps with guys over girls that weren't even worth a callback, let alone a throw down. not worth the drama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:24am
  • why is it a dick move? if shes down, sweet. she can deal with the repercussions, her decision.... i dont think its anyones job to go around protecting monatomy... what is she property?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:29am
  • Good metaphor though and he has a point. Only gotta pass m

    Submitted by Nostradamus on Sep 29, 11 at 5:37am
  • shes not married. i am a girl and i find this quite funny. for some reason....i always end up with the guys who have girlfriends...who obviously arent giving them what they need...it happens. deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:29am
  • haha!! I know her^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:16pm
  • spoken like a true wingman

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:37pm
  • that might be the best line ever..."just beczuse theirs a goalie dfoesnt mean u canr score.."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Has anyone ever seen a ring block a hole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Am I the only one that sees the beauty in the pun "dick move". I'm pretty sure thats the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09pm
  • GREAT F'N POINT!

    Submitted by stlrams261 on Feb 23, 10 at 11:56pm
  • i love this! FIND ME NOW!

    Submitted by charlotte on Feb 18, 10 at 6:32pm
  • I never seen a ring plug a hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:50pm
  • all about the red heads

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:38am
  • Yeah, that'd be my cousin haha. He says it alll the damn time!

    Submitted by dannitehgnome114 on Dec 31, 10 at 12:27am
  • That's what I'm sayinnnnn

    Submitted by 2cool4skool on May 22, 11 at 10:00am
  • this is true, my goalie never stops them from scoring.... 8015092647

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:57pm
  • They should have put that quote in Pulp Fiction somewhere!

    Submitted by gfencer on Aug 16, 11 at 2:15am
  • 1:31 you have a point. I have no idea y they didn't sign him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 10 at 7:11pm
  • And they are all whores

    Submitted by charlo on Jul 18, 10 at 2:21am
  • i'm going to kill you 'ripped off of new fml site" seriously, this is a real death threat. report it to the cops. i will come for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:35am
  • Heh, I used that line about a red head... Happy days...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:11am
  • Lindsay Lohan is a FIRECROTCH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:05pm
  • why is it a dick move on the guys part? if the girl is a whore that's her fault/problem/dick move

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:48pm
  • I FUCKING HATE GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:56pm
  • A girl with a bf said that to me..SCORE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:47am
  • wow thats terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Im not sure if thats a good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh but its true guys don't care. Im married and guys think im lying wow. Ass is what he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:07pm
  • My teacher was a Ginger unntil I stuk the dildo up her butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31pm
  • this line is years old. I can't believe it actually made the site. WFT?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Bfs are speedbumps, not stop signs.

    Submitted by tanbo on Jul 1, 11 at 4:02am
  • that line hurts cuz it's happened too many times. redhead chicks are freaks, i should know, i am one of them :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:47am
  • greatest line i use it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:30am
  • yuck, a redhead.... why bother... thats gross... a paisty polkadot person with orange hair..... redheads are almost another species! The thought of touching a redhead just grosses me out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43am
  • No... Ginger women are as good as they ever Get!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36am
  • Ahaha this is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:16am
  • I'm a hot red head...Ijs lol

    Submitted by rawrsex on Jul 14, 11 at 12:33am
  • whether or not you score, its still a dick move

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:32am
  • 5 24 I feel you on thrown down over Rufus pussy. That's why I elect only messing with confused lesbians. Less drama and the appricate the real thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:38pm
  • heyyy, i think this could definitely be about me! haha. redheads are not all gross. I'm somewhat of a redhead but I'm not ugly, from what people tell me.

    Submitted by singlelife43 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:51pm