the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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red heads are either extremely hot or butt ugly. theres no in between with them. food for thought
I know a redhead who's in between hot and ugly... she's nice.
Funny, but a seriously dick move.
Dude gingers are fucking freaky. Holy shit. I would know. I'm dating one :P
I've never heard that before...i immediately called me friend who is a goalie, and we laughed our asses off. Then there was that awkward silence...
that's especialy true with red heads.
i am one...
Whoever came up with this ingenious phrase deserves a fucking Nobel prize. My new catch phrase.
Eat the red carpet!!!
Hey, man, I'm a goalie. But words of wisdom nonetheless.
Fuck your mother!!!
Allright now children! Arguing ruins the buzz!
my high school psych teacher said that exact thing to my best guy friend, about me, at a gas station. class the next day was kinda awkward to say the least.
Fuck hockey, he means soccer
Nobody likes a Ginger cmon!!!! Fuckin kippers.
Ha, I love the hockey reference!
my buddy gives me this advice as soon as he realizes i like another girl. i look at him like wtf then realize its true. thanks buddy
Obviously if she wants to cheat on her bf then things aren't going too good anyway, that or she doesn't even like him that much.
It's guys like you that make me the goalie I am today. Stay the fuck away from her!
If she cheats on you, is she still worth protecting?
old but still funny.
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prob about a slutty girl named carley from hhi
Ripped or not, I've heard this before and it's a funny line.
this makes me proud to live in the 843
New motto for sure!!
Red in the head freak in the bed hell ya I love redheads
hahahaha Carley from HHI is a nnassstttyyy bitch
hell yes C of C redheads ;]
oh noes! a stolen joke. /sarcasm
yeah, sure - dick move. unless, of course, you score...
as a female, i agree with the above. she shouldn't be such a slut
yes this was ripped from an overwhelmingly ugly rip-off of this site.
Definitely something a guy has said to me when I reminded him I was taken.
Aaaaahahahahaha \nThat shits hella funny and true
820 it is not necessarily talking about soccer dumbass
BEST THING IVE EVER READ
Fuck firecrotches. You're gross.
pretty sure this is about me.
Gingers will rule the world one day and u will be dead
soccer is for fucktards
i need to B my L on some girls T's
death to soulless gingers haha
Agreed, the "ripped of the new... site" should stop complaining and go Score with that site he/she likes so much...
I feel like this could potentially be me...
to those who think its a dick move, you must not be a very good goalie... hahahaha
I'm from 843...I don't doubt this
Those are words to live by
Good one! :)
Fucking hate that line. Be original asshole.
843! Definitely a C of C student
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Hey! No ring, no problem!
Haha of course they are from here.
I bet Myrtle Beach.
Hahhahahahs. True statement bro. Look out for karma though.
Sweet as line, If she has a man and you don't know him go for it!
If you know him, real dick move bro!
if she is willing then its not a dick move, takes two! now if she was passed out or the other guy was a friend that would be dick
C OF C! haha, absolutely awesome
So I guess whoever thinks this point of view is ok, whenever you have a girlfriend don't get pissed if some dude is trying to score with her. You know since it is ok.
Ginger men are better. Tehe
If the goalie is anything like antti niemi, we're all fucked
that's the best line ever, use it all the time
ha ha me too, she takes it for sure ===D~
haha!! I know her^^^
Ha red heads are freakssss!!!!! <3 843
Heh, I used that line about a red head... Happy days...
who the hell cares if it's ripped, still funny as shit, btw, lindsay lohan was hot when she was a frotch, now shes just a paris hilton crack whore
this actually just happened to me.. like minutes ago.. I go he is married.. and my friend said.. just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score .. oh my gosh this just made my day
I never seen a ring plug a hole
Hahahah that is a man.
Just gotta remember, he doesn't lose his gf, he just loses his turn!
why is it a dick move? if shes down, sweet. she can deal with the repercussions, her decision....
i dont think its anyones job to go around protecting monatomy...
what is she property?
Ginger women are amazing!!!!!
Best one EVER!!!
And they are all whores
That's what I'm sayinnnnn
i love this! FIND ME NOW!
The person under me sucks dick
Gonna use that line for sure
This is by far the most clever thing i have heard this hour
They should have put that quote in Pulp Fiction somewhere!
GREAT F'N POINT!
mm protecting monogamy?
That sounds a bit stupid. It's really a case of protecting your relationship, and it's definitely a choice. If you get wasted and have no control over what you do, then you'll take the repercussions.
this is true, my goalie never stops them from scoring.... 8015092647
boyfriends are just speedbumps, might slow ya down but won't stop ya
that might be the best line ever..."just beczuse theirs a goalie dfoesnt mean u canr score.."
shes not married. i am a girl and i find this quite funny. for some reason....i always end up with the guys who have girlfriends...who obviously arent giving them what they need...it happens. deal.
now that i've grown, girls with a guy are off limits to me...
not necessarily because i care about him - he's obviously not doing something right if she's strayin... but i've gotten into scraps with guys over girls that weren't even worth a callback, let alone a throw down.
not worth the drama.
Good metaphor though and he has a point. Only gotta pass m
Yeah, that'd be my cousin haha. He says it alll the damn time!
i'm going to kill you 'ripped off of new fml site"
seriously, this is a real death threat. report it to the cops. i will come for you.
spoken like a true wingman
1:31 you have a point. I have no idea y they didn't sign him
Am I the only one that sees the beauty in the pun "dick move". I'm pretty sure thats the point
all about the red heads
A girl with a bf said that to me..SCORE!
Lindsay Lohan is a FIRECROTCH!
Has anyone ever seen a ring block a hole?
Bfs are speedbumps, not stop signs.
My teacher was a Ginger unntil I stuk the dildo up her butt
wow thats terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Im not sure if thats a good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh but its true guys don't care. Im married and guys think im lying wow. Ass is what he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this line is years old. I can't believe it actually made the site. WFT?!?!
that line hurts cuz it's happened too many times. redhead chicks are freaks, i should know, i am one of them :)
I FUCKING HATE GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No... Ginger women are as good as they ever
yuck, a redhead.... why bother... thats gross... a paisty polkadot person with orange hair..... redheads are almost another species! The thought of touching a redhead just grosses me out!
why is it a dick move on the guys part? if the girl is a whore that's her fault/problem/dick move
I'm a hot red head...Ijs lol
i use it all the time
Ahaha this is great.
whether or not you score, its still a dick move
5 24 I feel you on thrown down over Rufus pussy. That's why I elect only messing with confused lesbians. Less drama and the appricate the real thing
heyyy, i think this could definitely be about me! haha. redheads are not all gross. I'm somewhat of a redhead but I'm not ugly, from what people tell me.