the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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red heads are either extremely hot or butt ugly. theres no in between with them. food for thought
I know a redhead who's in between hot and ugly... she's nice.
Funny, but a seriously dick move.
Dude gingers are fucking freaky. Holy shit. I would know. I'm dating one :P
I've never heard that before...i immediately called me friend who is a goalie, and we laughed our asses off. Then there was that awkward silence...
Whoever came up with this ingenious phrase deserves a fucking Nobel prize. My new catch phrase.
Eat the red carpet!!!
that's especialy true with red heads.
i am one...
Hey, man, I'm a goalie. But words of wisdom nonetheless.
Nobody likes a Ginger cmon!!!! Fuckin kippers.
my high school psych teacher said that exact thing to my best guy friend, about me, at a gas station. class the next day was kinda awkward to say the least.
Allright now children! Arguing ruins the buzz!
Ha, I love the hockey reference!
Fuck your mother!!!
Fuck hockey, he means soccer
It's guys like you that make me the goalie I am today. Stay the fuck away from her!
If she cheats on you, is she still worth protecting?
my buddy gives me this advice as soon as he realizes i like another girl. i look at him like wtf then realize its true. thanks buddy
this makes me proud to live in the 843
old but still funny.
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Ripped or not, I've heard this before and it's a funny line.
Obviously if she wants to cheat on her bf then things aren't going too good anyway, that or she doesn't even like him that much.
New motto for sure!!
prob about a slutty girl named carley from hhi
hahahaha Carley from HHI is a nnassstttyyy bitch
Red in the head freak in the bed hell ya I love redheads
as a female, i agree with the above. she shouldn't be such a slut
820 it is not necessarily talking about soccer dumbass
oh noes! a stolen joke. /sarcasm
hell yes C of C redheads ;]
yeah, sure - dick move. unless, of course, you score...
Fuck firecrotches. You're gross.
Aaaaahahahahaha \nThat shits hella funny and true
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i need to B my L on some girls T's
Definitely something a guy has said to me when I reminded him I was taken.
pretty sure this is about me.
yes this was ripped from an overwhelmingly ugly rip-off of this site.
Gingers will rule the world one day and u will be dead
soccer is for fucktards
death to soulless gingers haha
I feel like this could potentially be me...
Good one! :)
Agreed, the "ripped of the new... site" should stop complaining and go Score with that site he/she likes so much...
to those who think its a dick move, you must not be a very good goalie... hahahaha
Those are words to live by
Hey! No ring, no problem!
Fucking hate that line. Be original asshole.
I'm from 843...I don't doubt this
843! Definitely a C of C student
Hahhahahahs. True statement bro. Look out for karma though.
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Sweet as line, If she has a man and you don't know him go for it!
If you know him, real dick move bro!
So I guess whoever thinks this point of view is ok, whenever you have a girlfriend don't get pissed if some dude is trying to score with her. You know since it is ok.
Haha of course they are from here.
I bet Myrtle Beach.
if she is willing then its not a dick move, takes two! now if she was passed out or the other guy was a friend that would be dick
If the goalie is anything like antti niemi, we're all fucked
Ginger men are better. Tehe
C OF C! haha, absolutely awesome
that's the best line ever, use it all the time
ha ha me too, she takes it for sure ===D~
haha!! I know her^^^
who the hell cares if it's ripped, still funny as shit, btw, lindsay lohan was hot when she was a frotch, now shes just a paris hilton crack whore
Hahahah that is a man.
Heh, I used that line about a red head... Happy days...
why is it a dick move? if shes down, sweet. she can deal with the repercussions, her decision....
i dont think its anyones job to go around protecting monatomy...
what is she property?
Ha red heads are freakssss!!!!! <3 843
this actually just happened to me.. like minutes ago.. I go he is married.. and my friend said.. just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score .. oh my gosh this just made my day
Ginger women are amazing!!!!!
I never seen a ring plug a hole
That's what I'm sayinnnnn
Best one EVER!!!
And they are all whores
Gonna use that line for sure
They should have put that quote in Pulp Fiction somewhere!
Just gotta remember, he doesn't lose his gf, he just loses his turn!
This is by far the most clever thing i have heard this hour
The person under me sucks dick
GREAT F'N POINT!
i love this! FIND ME NOW!
boyfriends are just speedbumps, might slow ya down but won't stop ya
that might be the best line ever..."just beczuse theirs a goalie dfoesnt mean u canr score.."
mm protecting monogamy?
That sounds a bit stupid. It's really a case of protecting your relationship, and it's definitely a choice. If you get wasted and have no control over what you do, then you'll take the repercussions.
Yeah, that'd be my cousin haha. He says it alll the damn time!
this is true, my goalie never stops them from scoring.... 8015092647
shes not married. i am a girl and i find this quite funny. for some reason....i always end up with the guys who have girlfriends...who obviously arent giving them what they need...it happens. deal.
i'm going to kill you 'ripped off of new fml site"
seriously, this is a real death threat. report it to the cops. i will come for you.
now that i've grown, girls with a guy are off limits to me...
not necessarily because i care about him - he's obviously not doing something right if she's strayin... but i've gotten into scraps with guys over girls that weren't even worth a callback, let alone a throw down.
not worth the drama.
Good metaphor though and he has a point. Only gotta pass m
Am I the only one that sees the beauty in the pun "dick move". I'm pretty sure thats the point
1:31 you have a point. I have no idea y they didn't sign him
Has anyone ever seen a ring block a hole?
spoken like a true wingman
all about the red heads
A girl with a bf said that to me..SCORE!
wow thats terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Im not sure if thats a good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh but its true guys don't care. Im married and guys think im lying wow. Ass is what he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay Lohan is a FIRECROTCH!
that line hurts cuz it's happened too many times. redhead chicks are freaks, i should know, i am one of them :)
Bfs are speedbumps, not stop signs.
I FUCKING HATE GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this line is years old. I can't believe it actually made the site. WFT?!?!
My teacher was a Ginger unntil I stuk the dildo up her butt
No... Ginger women are as good as they ever
yuck, a redhead.... why bother... thats gross... a paisty polkadot person with orange hair..... redheads are almost another species! The thought of touching a redhead just grosses me out!
i use it all the time
why is it a dick move on the guys part? if the girl is a whore that's her fault/problem/dick move
I'm a hot red head...Ijs lol
Ahaha this is great.
whether or not you score, its still a dick move
5 24 I feel you on thrown down over Rufus pussy. That's why I elect only messing with confused lesbians. Less drama and the appricate the real thing
heyyy, i think this could definitely be about me! haha. redheads are not all gross. I'm somewhat of a redhead but I'm not ugly, from what people tell me.