Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Should have asked her if she wanted to make a sandwich right there in the bedroom.
one to bang AND one that has the sammich prepared ahead of time?! give that bitch a kickback on the rent!
Please tell me you did not choose a damn sandwich over sex...
now that's bonding
This sounds like it's from how I met your mother. Eat a sandwich means smoke a joint.
Iowa, was thinking the same thing!
"eat a sandwich" - a how I met your mother reference?
Invite the bitch in and fuck her till she is sore