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  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 9, 11 at 2:27pm

    No wonder she nicknamed you T-Rex

  • Submitted by Michguy on Feb 9, 11 at 3:27pm

    I'm sorry to hear your arm is small and withered.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 9, 11 at 5:43pm

    its all fun and games till she says "there is NO way that thing is going to fit" :(

  • Submitted by thebatman on Feb 9, 11 at 2:19pm

    what a dumb submission. sounds like something a 15 year old made up.

  • Submitted by PartyGalAnne on Feb 10, 11 at 2:01am

    Hell, every WOMAN deserves a moment like that!

  • Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 9, 11 at 11:44pm

    Don't get me wrong I love a big penis but if it gets to the point where the guy is bragging to his male friends about his sick size then he is just a tool

  • Submitted by XZero on Feb 9, 11 at 2:15pm

    Yes. Every man does need a moment like that.

  • Submitted by Rodeo1 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:40pm

    i call bullshit

  • Submitted by landonmetz on Feb 10, 11 at 2:07am

    Why does everyone diss tfln it's like u think everything on fml is funny or mlia? It's like if it makes u laugh that's all that matters. So sit down and stfu

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Feb 10, 11 at 1:37am

    is this the butler from scary movie 2?!

  • Submitted by socercraft23 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:22pm

    What was thi bitch blind..?

  • Submitted by jeqdc on Feb 9, 11 at 10:21pm

    No that was ur umbilical cord

  • Submitted by thebeast04 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:15pm


  • Submitted by p5ychic on Feb 10, 11 at 3:56am

    Huge tool ;)

  • Submitted by CumGuzzler on Feb 9, 11 at 10:49pm

    I'm trynna meet you..

  • Submitted by steeldude on Feb 10, 11 at 10:02am

    if your bragging about size, its cause you have very little size.

  • Submitted by bedrock_txt on Feb 10, 11 at 2:41am

    I have had a similar experience.

  • Submitted by dsmith8403 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:31pm

    Who still says penis???

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:00pm

    Once in a life-time chance

  • Submitted by all_nighter on Feb 11, 11 at 8:32pm

    ya guys really brag to each other like this?

  • Submitted by snackattack on Feb 13, 11 at 11:03pm

    What he forgot to mention is that he has pencil arms to go along with his pencil dick

  • Submitted by MikeMillering on Feb 10, 11 at 7:38pm

    That is almost as physically impossible as it is immature.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Feb 11, 11 at 2:32am

    landonmetz is mad I'm picking on his submission. Hey landonmetz, Fuck you. Try harder next time. Oh and learn English.

  • Submitted by ponaxtw on Feb 9, 11 at 10:40pm

    I lol'd irl lyontamer.

  • Submitted by claireaurelie on Feb 10, 11 at 12:04pm

    I love those moments!

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    Submitted by togatoga on Mar 29, 13 at 10:28pm

    Yea they do!

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 9, 11 at 8:51pm

    I'm hung like a premature baby, and proud of it.\n\n10-1/2 inches and nearly three pounds!