She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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No wonder she nicknamed you T-Rex
I'm sorry to hear your arm is small and withered.
its all fun and games till she says "there is NO way that thing is going to fit" :(
Hell, every WOMAN deserves a moment like that!
what a dumb submission. sounds like something a 15 year old made up.
Don't get me wrong I love a big penis but if it gets to the point where the guy is bragging to his male friends about his sick size then he is just a tool
Yes. Every man does need a moment like that.
i call bullshit
Why does everyone diss tfln it's like u think everything on fml is funny or mlia? It's like if it makes u laugh that's all that matters. So sit down and stfu
is this the butler from scary movie 2?!
What was thi bitch blind..?
No that was ur umbilical cord
if your bragging about size, its cause you have very little size.
Huge tool ;)
I'm trynna meet you..
I have had a similar experience.
Once in a life-time chance
ya right...do guys really brag to each other like this?
I lol'd irl lyontamer.
What he forgot to mention is that he has pencil arms to go along with his pencil dick
I'm hung like a premature baby, and proud of it.\n\n10-1/2 inches and nearly three pounds!
landonmetz is mad I'm picking on his submission. Hey landonmetz, Fuck you. Try harder next time. Oh and learn English.
That is almost as physically impossible as it is immature.
Who still says penis???
I love those moments!
Yea they do!