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  • 87 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:04am
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    DID YOU FEEL LIKE PDIDDYWHENYOU DID IT?

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:28pm
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    11:31. It is obvious ur a piece of white trailer trash. Jack rules.

  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:57pm
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    boys blowin up our phones phones

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:48am
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    biggies cock is so big and juicy stfu

  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:03pm
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    pedicures on my toes toes

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:52am
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    I have an 8 inch penis, just thought you all should know that

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:09am
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    damn. i really hoped she was brushing her teeth using jack.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:45am
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    And I am not p diddy

  • 52 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:43pm
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    why don't you try brushing your teeth with a mouthful of jizz? bukkake anyone?

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:07pm
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    tryin on all our clothes clothes

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:23pm
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    trying to get a little bit tiiippssssssy

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:39pm
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    umm i think it's supposed to be brush my teeth, with a bottle of jack ..like she has it with her in her hand...

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:31pm
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    *closer Fuckin I phones

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:31pm
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    Ok somebody needs to read into the lyrics a little closet

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:03am
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    this has got to be fake

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:02am
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    Pretty fucking lame.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:46am
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    wow it means she woke up and drank Jack not that she brushed her teeth while drinking it... the world... i swear...

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:49am
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    Go to hell loser. Jack rules. It's God's nectar.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:29pm
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    Gayest. Song/text. Ever.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:54am
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    Wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy

  • 38 37
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 19, 10 at 10:00pm
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    I still wonder though, what exactly does p diddy feel like in the morning? Hmm...? I'll assume he's a happy dude. Probably rich

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:17am
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    IOWA!!! Hell yes.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:07pm
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    DES MOINES hell yes

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:27pm
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    Maybe cause that's a fucking song !!!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:25am
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    this site was a lot funnier before ..

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:12pm
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    I think it's funny.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:18am
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    hahahahah i love it

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:50am
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    Errybody gettin crunk, boys try to touch my junk!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:34pm
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    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:07pm
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    I always thought about how it would be! Thanks haha

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:29pm
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    Hahahahah this is great!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:31am
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    Well of course "ew". It's Jack. Shit's nasty.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:51pm
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    I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy, •supersexxybabyygirl69•~ ke$ha forever<33 pEAce babbbyy:) loovvvveee ya biishhhhez!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:49pm
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    @2:39 apparently is the only other non retard to understand the lyrics

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:26pm
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    Amen Ke$ha amen.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:26am
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    Just read a comment saying that this has to be fake... Is this too edgy or something? Damn. I literally tried it after reading this. Of course I hate Jack so it was DISGUSTING but it's not that hard.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:38pm
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    Stop lying to yourself. Because you know if you were brushing your teeth with jack and you brushed wrong that shit would burn like a mother fucker.